This and That
Quirks. I have a lot of unusual quirks and because of it people think that I'm weird:
I can't watch a movie from the middle if I haven't seen it already.
It's hard for me not to finish a movie. I have to see the end. (Someone bought me about ten movies from those bins that dollar stores have and one of the movies was a porn! And she said "Oh my God I'm so sorry!" pause, "Why are you still watching it?" My response was, "Well hell, I have to see the ending now." She flipped out and was saying "I'm gonna call the store because, what if some little kid picked that movie?")
I read and write backwards or I switch the letters around. Sometimes it looks like gibberish to people but I can read it clearly. (I spent waaaaaay too much time alone as a kid!) I have a very hard time with numbers, I used to make (what do you call it when you make a code by replacing the numbers or letters?) Codes and now sometimes I still use this one particular numbers one, I don't know why but I give people the wrong phone number a lot. Maybe I do that shit subconsciously? I don't know, this is what happens when you don't interact with humans as a child, you just sit around all day thinking shit up. Ha-Ha (I've had to change things on my blog a couple of times, cause I don't notice it until I get bored and read things that I've done it!)
I use massive amounts of lotion.
(I don't know why people think this is weird, but) I look at every bite of food before I eat it. I don't know why this is funny. Shit, if you grew up in a roach infested house you'd look to make sure too! Those motherfuckers would parachute from the ceiling and shit. I'd wake up and feel something crawling on me and I'd just grab it and throw it across the room and go right back to sleep.
I write in the dark.
I sleep with cds, books, my song/poetry book and a little mini strobe light (so I can see when I need to) in my bed.
Okay I'll be here all day with this but you get the picture
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What to do with Child Molesters-- (some more of my nifty ideas)
Instead of testing products on innocent animals test shit on them. It's better to know how humans respond to things anyway.
Let boxers use them to train.
Put some kind of internal tazer in them so if they get with in 100 feet of a child they get an automatic jolt and the cops are electronically notified
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Things I wonder about:
If you wet a furby does it turn into a grimlin? (Furbys are some creepy looking fuckers!)
Why do people go to marriage therapists who aren't married and/or are divorced? If their shit didn't work out how can they help you?
How can someone sing an entire song off key and have it be a number one single?
Why do celebrities go to "celebrity night spots" then run from the paparazzi? They know the paparazzi are gonna be at those places. I think Patty Labelle said it best "If you don't want to be seen, then keep your ass at home." Those were her exact words! I'm not exaggerating! You gotta love her! It's different when they are out shopping and crap but going to "The Ivy" and sitting outside, then getting pissed off about them taking pictures of you is just plain stupid. You know you're gonna have to deal with it, so if you don't feel like you can handle it that day, STAY HOME!...So many days I have stayed home because I knew if I went out and someone started shit with me I'd get locked up!
Why is Vin Diesel always hanging from ropes and chains in his movies?
Why am I here?
Why do people sign up for the army then act shocked when a war starts and they get deployed? Hello. That's your job, you signed up for it!
Why wont they let Gay people in the military? The way I see it is, our military is voluntary so if they want to go, you'd better let 'em, 'cause I ain't signing up for that shit.
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Yesterday CN played "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" and today they played "Small Soldiers" two of my favorite movies. I must have watch WFRR a million times when I was kid...And On SS when they tie up the little boy and The major said "You've got two choices, you can be a casualty or a survivor, the choice is yours." That's the funniest shit!
Have you seen the Boondocks? I've been reading it for years, John Witherspoon is the voice of the grandfather. It's hilarious! I love animated shows that make fun of racism. They way I see it, either I'm gonna laugh about it or cry about it. I cry about enough bullshit so I'd rather laugh...That's why I like Family Guy so much, they make fun of every one and every thing (and they make a lot of references to tv and movies!) no one safe.
