Planet Nergeedor

My sister won a monkey out of one of those claw machines and gave it to me. I was playing around, holding it like it was a baby and I said what should I name you, blah, blah, blah. I named him LT. Ford  and made him two dog tags, one said Stargate Atlantis the other said Lt. Ford. One of my dvds disappeared so I sat LT. Ford on one of my dvd towers and said "you are on duty, if anyone tries to steal a dvd, attack."....Since then this thing moves! I sit him straight forward and when I wake up and he's turned to the side. No one could have came into my room. It does it all the time! Either something strange is going on, or one of my other personalities is taking over while I sleep and is just messing with me. Ha-Ha...

I know people who have different personalities, I call them chameleons, their personality automatically adapts to the people they are around, you probably call them posers. People don't like me because I wont pretend to be like them, or to be interested in the things they are interested in, if I'm not.