Still annoyed / What'd you say?
Listening to: Where I Belong
Things that used to mildly annoy me, now enrage me beyond the point of reason. I'm mean small things like umm, okay... When chicks tell me that they like Vin Diesel's movies because he's hot. That pisses me off. What kind of nut case only watches movies because they think the person looks good? And when I say nut cases believe me these girls are nuts! I've jokingly said that I am going to marry Vin Diesel, but I'm not delusional. I don't actually believe that! These girls are planning weddings! That's almost as scary as someone planning your funeral before you're dead! I've visited a few Vin Diesel fan sites and I just feel like it's a waste of time because they rarely mention his movies. On these sites there are about five topics that are repeated over and over again: He's hot, He's dating so and so, He got sued, He's gay, No he's not, he's straight... I guess I'm weirdo because when I say I am a fan of someone that means I am a fan of their work/talent. I couldn't care less about what Vin Diesel or any other celebrity does in their personal lives. All I care about is what project they're releasing next. And they speak about him like they know him personally! "Oh Vin is this or that..." ...How in the hell do they know. They don't know him. He could be some kind of crazed lunatic who's into cannibalism. Well, if he is then I guess he'd make a perfect match for these girls. Ha-Ha... I'm all for fantasy and imagination and everything but I just don't get these people. Hey Mr. Diesel, you'd be wise to invest in a stun gun!
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Things you'd say if...:
You were abducted by aliens:
"That ain't no probe!"
"Hey! Get your finger outta there"
" I'll take you to my leader but you have to promise you wont laugh..."
" Umm, intelligent life? You might try a few planets over."
"I swear I was only kidding when I said 'nuke the bastards'. Just a joke"
You were on your honeymoon:
"I wasn't laughing at you..."
"Where the hell am I? Who are you? I'm never drinking again."
"What? I've always looked like this in the mornings."
"I didn't say you could put that there! I said I'd consider it!"
" I tried to tell you $2.99 was too cheap for a hotel"
You were stranded on an island:
"I hope this is gonna taste just like chicken"
"That's not the toilet! It's the sink! Oh great, now I have to dig another hole"
" Oh, okay, what the hell. Just remember that whatever happens on the deserted island stays on the deserted island."
You were caught doing something wrong:
"I swear I don't know how 18 bodies got into my basement."
"That must have been one of my other personalities"
"I know it was bolted down to the floor but they still left it out in the open where anyone could see it!"
"Okay, I'll tell you everything. Picture it Sicily 1942..."
"I swear that rock just slipped out of my hand."
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