SAW II / Chat Room / Random movie quotes
Mood: I'm ready toget deep into a movie...
You know how I feel about sequels, but I want to see SAW 2... I got a huge kick out of part 1
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Okay, there's this movie called 'Chat Room'...When you start to watch it you think "this is going to be stupid," and it is stupid but it's hilarious at the same time... I giggled through out the entire movie, but near the end the three main characters get arrested and their interrogation scenes are so funny that I have seen the entire movie twice, but I've seen the interrogation scenes at least 25 times...Here's word for word the funniest interrogation:
Max: Man I didn't do nothing
Cop: Nobody said you did anything...Oh, you have a guilty conscious huh...Feeling guilty about what you done did.
Max: I ain't done shit!
Cop: Hey! Take some of that bass out of your voice boy.
Max (speaking softly now): I haven't done anything and I don't have a guilty conscious.
Cop: Why are you so quick to tell me that you don't have a guilty conscious, if in fact you don't feel guilty about what you done did?
Max: Huh?
Cop: Trying to play dumb and act confused. You think that's gonna get you off for what you done did?
Max: I haven't done anything.
Cop: Ah Ha!
Max: What?
Cop: You know you fucked up right? You-fucked-up.
Max: What you talking 'bout?
Cop: You keep telling me that you haven't done anything. I never said you did anything. Who said you did anything?
Max: Ya'll handcuffed me, arrested me, fingerprinted me, took my mug shot, put me in a cell, and now you got me in an interrogation room... asking me a whole bunch of questions. Ones to assume, ya'll think I done did something.
Cop (silent for a moment, then leans forward): You a smart ass ain't ya?
Max (looking confused): No.
Cop: You know you fucked up right?...
This is the funniest shit and the fact that Max really hadn't done anything makes it hilarious! Their facial expressions are the funniest things I've ever seen...cracks me up!
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I know it seems as though the only movies I quote are from TCOR but in reality I have numerous movies that I quote. Here are a few of them (we'd be here for the next three months if I tried to write all of my favorite quotes).:
Armageddon:
AJ- It's all a game until someone gets shot in the leg
Gracie- Hi Harry
Harry - I have repeatedly asked you to call me dad
Gracie - Sorry Harry
can't remember his character's name Billy Bob - ...the worst parts of the bible
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Brigadoon:
We have witches where I come from too, only we pronounce it differently.
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The Color Purple:
Miss Millie - Your children are so clean, would you like to cook for? Be my maid?
Sophia- Hell no
Mayor- What'd you say to Miss Millie Gal?
Sophia - I said hell...
No Miss Sophia, NO MISS SOPHIA
Mister (Alfred)- Over my dead body
Celie- Your dead body be just the welcome mat I need
Sophia - You told Harpo to beat me!
Celie - this life be over soon, heaven last always
Sophia - Girl you betta bash Mister's head now, think about heaven later... You want a dead son-in-law Miss Celie you keep advising him like you do... I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fore I let him beat me.
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Doing Time On Maple Drive: (I can't remember exactly. I used to watch this when I was a little kid and I just got the dvd! YES!)
Father - for the past three days every time I have looked at you, I have thanked God that I have another son
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Dave Chappelle's Show, Season 2:
Wayne Brady- Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Dave Chappelle as Rick James - It's a celebration bitches, enjoy yourselves- Bitches show Charlie Murphy your titties, awww the milk's gone bad- They should've never gave ya'll niggas money, don't know how to act-
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XXX:
Are you gonna be on that plane or is 'kiss my ass scar face' your final answer?
Rules Of Engagement:
Well, if you got it on tape, then yeah I said blast the motherfuckers. (Samuel L. Jackson is the most quotable actor ever!)
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Meet The Parents:
I didn't know you could milk a cat.
Greg- You can milk anything that has nipples.
Jack- I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
(when the cat goes missing)
Jack - You tried to milk him didn't you? You sick son of a bitch.
Greg- ... the only way you're going to get this bag is if you pry it out of my dead lifeless fingers...otherwise step off bitch.
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The Terminal:(not an exact quote)
She have one boyfriend he-eats-shit.
He eats shit?
Yes.
Wait,wait tell me exactly what she said.
One guy, two girls, no good, he-eats-shit
Oh, you mean he cheats
Yes, that's what I said. He-eatsshit.
And that doesn't even begin to touch the surface of movies that I love to quote...
