Planet Nergeedor

Does anyone know the name of this book series? When I was a kid I would read these books where you got to choose your "path." You'd read a few pages and then at the bottom of a page you'd have three choices and then you'd turn to the page that matched your choice. You could read the same book a million times. I remember there was a kid with a sword slaying a dragon or monster on the cover. The cover was textured and smelled weird (I think from the texture process) and I think it was orange or yellow. I can remember the stories vaguely but I have trouble with the names.

 

I just watched the worst movie ever made! I mean I've seen plenty of bad movies but this was absolutely horrible! I think watching it may have killed off a few of my brain cells. I'll try and describe it: Take three amazing films, Westside Story, Clockwork Orange, and Fightclub. Now make terrible remakes of all three (remove the dialog, and replace with gibberish)  and mix them together. Then you have "The Purifiers." Somebody's daddy had to finance this film. I saw the New Line logo at the beginning and I am convinced that somebody slept with someone at New Line or somebody's daddy works there. I don't say things just to be mean. I try to only talk about good films but this was unbelievably horrible. If anyone wants to do psychological warfare on me, just play this movie and I will tell you every thing that you want to know. Maybe this is one of those ecstasy movies. You know the movies that you have to take ecstasy to enjoy. I thought these kinds of movies were myths, but I have been proven wrong. I was bamboozled! The kid from Lord Of The Rings is on the cover and he isn't even the lead character! Great marketing scheme though, I have to hand them that!

 

I think I'm going to die soon. Ha-ha! Everywhere I go, people are being nice to me! Usually I have to deal with people treating me like trash but for the past couple of months people have been very friendly and two different women told me that they would pray for me. My mother asked who one of the women was and I said "I don't know, apparently someone who feels I need praying for." Very weird. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone!