Planet Nergeedor

I rented some movies today:

The Exorcism Of Emily Rose --(It wasn't scary but I was amused!)

The Cave-- (haven't watched it yet)

Four Brothers-- (haven't watched it yet)

2046-- (Ziyi Zhang is in it so you know I had to get it, haven't watched it yet)

Layer Cake-- (I've walked pass this movie for months and I kept saying I wanted to see it but never rented it,so I finally did! Started watching it earlier)

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Some old guy molested me today! I tried to cave in his knee cap but the bastard was stronger then he looked. I feel dirty...He put his butt on me! I don't know why these weird things happen to me all of the time. I've had men touch me inappropriately before but, an old dude putting his butt on me was a first! Ha-Ha! And when I say old, I mean old. Like 'one foot in the grave old.' Now that I think about it his knee was probably artificial. he didn't walk well.

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One of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life:

I'm sitting there watching TCOR with two women, one's 48 the other's 70. On that scene where the female merc is all over Riddick sniffing him and shit and then he opens his eyes

 

me: What was she gonna do?

48 year old: rape him

me: how can a woman rape a man?

70 year old: Easy. Get it up and go at it

 

now the reason this was so hilarious is because the 70 year old is a church going, nearly bible thumping person, so for her to say it was hysterical...This happened a while ago, I was watching an episode of Law and Order SVU, and a guy said he was raped by three women and that's what made me think of this.

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One of the dumbest things I've ever hear in my life:

(The Real World)

MJ: (says something about Mel Gibson)

Sara: I hate him!

MJ:Why?

Sara: He made the Passion Of Christ and it's anti-Semitic. I've had to deal with anti-Semitism all of my life.

MJ: Did you see the Passion Of Christ?

Sara: No. But my friend saw it and she told me all about it.

MJ: (looks at her like she's crazy, then they get into a debate about it)

 

(She's obviously one of those people who is a follower. One of the masses who keeps critics working!)

 

I still don't understand how a movie where a Jew is the hero and the people who follow him are Jews and the chosen people are Jews can be anti-Semitic. Jesus was not a Christian, he was Jewish! I've asked and people get attitudes and roll their eyes, because they can't tell me what part of it was anti-Semitic. You know how interested I am in religion and I just wanted to know what parts were anti-Semitic, but I get no answers.

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Well, I'm off to finish Layer Cake! Bye-Bye! (I stole the whole "Bye-Bye" thing from Mariah Carey. Ha-Ha.)