I'm a heathen / Halloween / Asinine Q&A
Listening to: Season Of Love
Guess what? According to Christians I am a heathen! Ha-Ha. Because I'll pretty much talk to anyone who isn't an ass hole, even Atheist and Wicans, I am supposedly associating with the evildoers! Ha-Ha! can you believe this shit? Well, umm okay then, I guess I'll be a heathen.
I'm also a heathen because I believe 99% of the bible is metaphorical and that hell isn't a physical place, it's a mental place, now, not after death.
How can you believe in Jesus and know that he rolled with the so called "sinners" and behave this way?... And then they turn around and celebrate Halloween, they have no idea what they're celebrating! (And I was watching this children's program about three or four years ago and the host said that Easter is the day when everyone puts on new clothes and goes to church. Has a big dinner with their families and hunts for eggs, and that's it. No mention of J. I'm not kidding! My mouth hit the floor, I mean who did their research for them? Did they bother to check a fact? And do Christians know that The Easter Egg Hunt thing is a Pagan Ritual? Probably not because of how they're always screaming about pagans and everything. And do they know the history on Christmas trees? Nope...) Am I the only person on the freaking planet who investigates before I jump on the band wagon?
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...Speaking of Halloween
I've never had a Halloween costume, I think I'm scary enough on my own! Ha-ha. Have you ever seen a ghost? I did once! When I was a kid, I was standing in the kitchen and I saw this black shadowy looking thing go from the bed room into the hallway then the bath room. It kind of floated but it was shaped like a person and when it was in the hall it stopped, turned it's head (or what should be the head) in my direction as if to say "What in the fuck are you staring at," then after a few seconds it went into the bathroom, I didn't "go" until I was about to explode!
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Asinine Q&A
These are questions that I have been asked and my responses to them.
Q: Why do black people do, buy, look, watch, eat this or that?
A: For the same reason that shit comes out of your ass hole.
Q: What does a period feel like?
A: Imagine that you've been shot and blood is gushing out like a water fall and that a gremlin is eaten it's was through your stomach and Edward Scissors Hands is giving you a back massage and Freddy Kruger is massaging your nipples. Then imaging having to come to work and deal with dumb-asses
IM Q&A
Q: A/S/L?
A: 98/both/hell
Q: What do you look like?
A: Shit.
A: Hell.
A: A complete mess.
Q: What are you doing right now?
A: Keeping the bodies I buried in my basement company
A: Reading the instructions on this damn anti-itch cream
Q: What kind of men do you like?
A: Apparently assholes.
A: Psychopaths
Q: do you date white men?
A: No. I date men.
Q: Do I know you from some where?
A: You sure do, and I'm telling Mom. Is this what she sent you to college for? (This freaks a lot of dudes out!)
A: OMG! Daddy? Is that you? (I say this to the 60 year olds)
Q: Do you date married men?
A: Hell no, and if I knew your wife I'd tell her.
Q: Do you want to cyber?
A: Yes...Cheese on nice and crispy crackers, space suits filled with pudding, Oh Yes! Flesh eating ducks live among us...MMM. Yeah baby. eyeglasses stuck in the drain, Stinky blue socks, sandboxes are time portals. OH YES!...
Q: What the fuck?
A: That's how I gets my freak on baby
Q: Where do you want to meet at?
A: Umm, how about the hottest corner in hell?
Q: Do you have a pic?
A: No, cameras reject my image
A: Yeah but I can't show you, I've got warrents
I think we\'ve been a nation of followers rather than thinking for our selves. Expend no energy in learning something new on our own. We\'re all fence riders. Falling ( or not ) where ever the rest go.
drifting - I think the catholic church has a lot of explaining to do!... I think life is a contradiction! Ha! I can be as sweet as honey and as mean as Bette Davis! Ha! just kidding...To me it\'s all a balancing act, oh goodness, I sound like an Elemental. I have no doubt that Jesus healed people. The reason people were healed by Jesus is because they believed he could heal them (and it says so in the bible, but for some odd reason people just skim over that part). Just like placebos, the human brain is the most amazing creation!
jamryn - I think people are afraid to be independent. Anyone who doesn\'t follow the crowd is considered weird, crazy, mentally ill. Think about all the people artist, composers, scientist...) in history who, in their time were called crazy but now they are seen as geniuses! Entire civilizations have been built on ideas that their peers deemed crazy, insane, silly or whatever.