Planet Nergeedor

Remember a few years ago, some dumb ass public officials tried to start a class for black children, called "Ebonics" because they said black children were not capable of learning correct English and they'd excel in school if they were taught in "slang"...well, I somehow managed to learn without ebonics. I said all that just so I could say... "What in the hell are you people talking about?"  I try to read different blogs but some people are just a mess. I'm not talking about the occasionally misspelled word or incomplete sentence, or slang even, I'll give you an example:

 

we 2were then ups, i hate she, 6teen happie clouds...

 

okay maybe people are writing in some kind of code for them and their friends or something. I can read "online slang," but this stuff is un readable. But hey it's their blog and they can do what ever they want and choose how to write, and I don't HAVE to read it if I don't like it. I'm just saying that I'd like to read more than a hand full of blogs and I would if I knew what the fuck people were talking about! Ha-Ha!

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Someone told me I should become a movie critic (because I've seen so many)! That is becoming what I hate! I don't understand the need for any type of critic. I watch movies because of the description or an actor I like is in it or because it seems interesting. Critics said how "amazing" Sideways was and when I watched it I fell into a comatose state of boredom. I don't understand why people listen to critics! It doesn't make any sense to me. Just because some guy who calls himself a "movie expert" says a movie is great, people go out and see it. And if he says a movie is bad then, people won't go see it. I think this is what annoys me most about humans. If every one doesn't agree that something is good then you either go with the flow and agree also or you decide that you like even if no one else doesn't and get ripped to shreds for liking something that critics called "bad"! I've written about this before and I probably will again because it annoys the hell out me!

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I'm drunk! Well, not from alcohol, but from my new glasses! If you wear glasses you know what I mean. The prescription is stronger! And I haven't had a new pair in about 6 years. They're cute! I'm a little dizzy though. It only takes a couple of days for me to get used to the stronger lenses but it's annoying!

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I've been reading "A Million Little Pieces" and it is Hilarious! The guy (James) kind of reminds me of myself, I mean if you take away the drugs and alcohol and replace them with books, movies, and music ... you pretty much would be talking to me! When he wrote in the coloring book "I don't need this book to know that I'm out of control" I lost it completely because I've done similar shit like that (in school mostly)! Ha-Ha........ Once I had a teacher who called my mother and told her that I write so small that she had to use a magnifying glass to grade my papers, blah, blah, blah. So I started writing with huge letters and would hand her a stack of papers for one assignment, after a month or so I went back to my tiny writing and guess what, she didn't say a word...I don't really have a problem with authority but I do have a problem with people trying to control me. We won't get into that subject today!

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I'm hungry! Why is it that I always have cravings when I have no money to buy what I'm craving? I hate that! I guess I'll go into my coin jar! You know cashiers look at me like I'm crazy when I hand them a bunch of coins! What's the problem? It's money isn't it? ....

 

"It's money, you buy things with it..."  -Raychel, WiseGirls

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WHY IN THE FUCK DO PEOPLE STARE AT ME? This is the most annoying part of my life (at times, 'cause you know there's worse). Everywhere I go people stare, kids, adults, women, men. I WANT TO KNOW, WHY? I have asked two or three people "Why are you looking at me like that?" ...and they just stop staring at me and walk away or they say "no reason." I mean they look at me like I'm a ghost or something. I don't get it! Even people in my family stare at me! What the hell? ...DAMN IT. Look some where else! Ha-Ha!