Planet Nergeedor

Things that have cracked me up:

 

While watching Pitch Black:

70 year old: (referring to Vin Diesel) He has nice skin, ooooh look at his teeth, he's so handsome, blah, blah, blah

me: that man is young enough to be your son

70 year old: (says something like) "age is only a number and that she's old , not dead"

 

This was some hilarious shit to me! Because she was talking about him like he was live stock or something. Too Funny!

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While watching the video "We Belong Together"

person: it's a shame she left that man at the alter

me: Child please! I would have ran over Eric Robert's face to get to Wentworth. Hell, I would have left with him (Wentworth Miller) in "It's Like That" 

person: that's a damn shame

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So, someone says to me:

 

person: I'm going to the store, do you need anything.

me: what store?

person: grocery store

me: yes, I'll go get the money, blah, blah, blah

 

not five minutes later she's on the phone saying how she HAS to go to the store for me, implying I asked her to go. I completely flipped out on her.

I should have said no and just ate my clif bars until I felt like going to the store, because this is how they are! They'll do stuff for you but they have to let everyone on the planet know that they've helped someone out. I'm not like that! When I do something for someone, I NEVER mention it again to the person and I sure as hell don't tell anyone else about it. When I do things for people it's because I want to do it, not to get a pat on the back and for people to tell me how I'm a good person for helping someone else. I think they were put here on this earth just to drive me crazy! Ha-Ha.

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I worked on my book for a little while today. I seriously crack myself up! Of course I can't tell you what I wrote but, Ha-Ha...it was funny! I think ya'll are going to like it!

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I did a search for that Death Mask I was telling you about and I didn't find the exact one but I found a few that also look very similar to me, but not as close as the one I saw on that documentary. They must be my people. I'm a decedent of the Pharaoh's, bow down and worship me...Ha-Ha. Some people don't know how luckily they are to know where they come from. We can only go back to the early 1800s, then things get confusing, and that's only my mother's side, we have no clue about my father's side, and he's so confused...never mind. Ha-Ha! It's not fair (pouting)

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Well, I've got movies to watch and REAL food to eat! Bye-Bye.