Fun Doc. / The Nerve! / Imitate / Say it!
I went to my doc today and had this conversation...
doc: What are you doing for Christmas?
me: nothing
doc: Why not? You should get crazy. Every one should get crazy at least once a year, but only at Christmas time.
(So when he says this my imagination goes into over drive and I imagine him, drunk on stage, wearing a Santa hat, singing karaoke! Ha-Ha!... He's a very good doctor and he's always telling me "I'm gonna get you better, you're so young, you need to have fun." I can only imagine what he was doing when he was my age. Ha-Ha... and he gets you in and out 'cause he knows his stuff! )
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I get in line in the store, this woman gets out of the line she was in and stands next to me, not behind me! So the clerk turns around and says "Who was first?" I hand her my stuff and the woman says "Well, I was in line over there first, but if she's in such a hurry..." she stopped talking after I gave her one of my looks. I mean are you kidding me? You get out of the line you were in and think I'm gonna let you go ahead of me because you were waiting longer... She could have said "Can I go ahead of you? I've been waiting in that line for a while." But she didn't! She just cops an attitude because I wont move aside! I let people go ahead of me all the time but it's a way to do things, am I right?
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I can imitate people (vocally) very well. So I was telling someone about an episode of Family Guy where a nude boy walks in front of the child molester and he says "It must be my birthday"...and she starts freaking out, saying "That's so creepy you sound just like him"...I also keep walking around imitating that dude on Boondocks who says "I've got re-vitaligo, I just get blacker and blacker every year.
...speaking of Aaron McGruder, I cracked up a couple a years ago when he won an Image Award and said during his speech "I thought you were trying to start something by seating me in the same row with Condelezza Rice." ... very funny! I love the fact that he isn't scared that people wont like him if he speaks his mind, he just says what he wants! (Remind you of anyone? Ha-Ha)
Well at least your doctor can speak ENGLISH. Half the docs around here are here just to get \'doctor points\' and they leave! hee hee
Why are people so damn sad and have to think the world revolves around them and we are to bow down and kiss the ground...I will tell you what ASS you can kiss! lol
Well have a great week...don\'t know if I will be around much till next week...ahhh who am I kidding...I am always here!
*grins*
J. - I do imaitate you! You said something so funny that I walk around saying all the time! \"If I had just been shot I wouldn\'t want my head hanging out the back of a truck.\" Ha-Ha that was so funny! ... Well if you aren\'t here, be good!