Dog The Bounty Hunter / I feel really bad today
Mood: shitty
Dog The Bounty Hunter has to be the funniest show on TV! I love it when they catch someone and they scream "motherfucker, asshole, stupid bitch you made me chase you all over this place your piece of trash bastard" and as soon as they have the person in the car "Do you want a cigarette? Are the handcuffs too tight? Where are your shoes? Here take mine." I love Leland! I think he tries to impress his dad because he is always the first one to run into situations. On one episode he came crashing through the ceiling! They're always saying "Wait a minute Leland, Slow down Leland. And Beth cracks me up. She's driving to catch someone putting on makeup in the car and wearing stilettos.
If I wrote a book about my life I'd have to say it was fiction because unbelievable things happen to me! Lifetime Television would have a field day with my life story. Nothing shocks me any more. A Ninja could attack me and cut my arm off and I wouldn't have a shocked or why me? reaction. I feel really bad today. Nothing new happened, but my life situation gets to me sometimes. So of course I watched some movies today. So many times in my life I've said if I do this I'll be happy but that never happens. I don't feel proud of anything that I've ever accomplished, I'm just not impressed with myself. People say "wow that's really great, good for you." And I just shrug because I don't feel like things are that big of a deal. I HATE it when my family tells me they are proud of me. I usually flip out and say "I didn't do this for you!"
One of my uncles goes around and brags about his kid's accomplishments and that pisses me off because he didn't raise them, he was forced by the state to pay child support and they did not succeed because of him, they succeeded in spite of him. He's so arrogant, he's a sociopath and I suspect murderer but I don't have evidence! I'm not joking either. You know how much I love mysteries and puzzles and that's what the pieces add up to. If anyone in their right mind heard the story they'd think the same thing. If I disappear ... just kidding! Ha-Ha.
