Planet Nergeedor

Nov 13, 2005 at 03:34 o\clock

Bitchy Jibberish

Mood: grumpy

 
(You don't have permission to call me a bitch, that's a beat down waiting to happen!)    
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 I think I got bitten by a one fanged Vampire. I woke up with a bump on my neck, I was pale and weak and then I just, slept and slept and slept...I think it'd be cool to get bitten by a Master. Shit, I'm already damned so that part shouldn't be any trouble. Ha-Ha
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Wiggers...I hate 'em. If you don't know what a wigger is I'll tell you. It's a white person who grew up in suburbia, whose parents have a lot of money, that one day wakes up and decides "hmmm, it'd be fun to be poor and black", so they watch all the videos and movies and tv shows then they take all of the stereotypical behaviors that they see and walk around talking ignorant ass shit, saying how the grew up poor and are thugging now to survive...White people who grew up in the poor black neighborhoods and act like that aren't wiggers, they're just ignorant! Ha-Ha, yeah I said it!
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Black eyed peas Vs. Wild Orchid
 
WILD ORCHID! Wild Orchid had some great vocals! I hated the Black eyed peas before they put "half-dressed Fergie" in there and I still hate 'em...I mean come on, have you heard "Humps"...They wasted money recording the song, they could have just made a five minute video of Fergie and a bunch of women shaking their asses.
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Singing Vs. Belting
 
SINGING! Anyone can go to a vocal coach and learn to belt as some singers who are around now did and are thought to be great singers. Belters in general have very weak voices and they usually belt it out for two minutes of a song instead of just using it for an accent like singers.
You can only listen to belting for so long before it gets annoying. That's why I like Mariah Carey so much, she could belt every single song but she doesn't, a lot of her stuff is very mellow...
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Snoop Dogg Vs. Snoop Dogg
 
Snoop Dogg ... you can't compare him with anyone he's one of the few rappers who does their own things and don't follow the crowd and his voice is very soothing, I don't care for a lot of his lyrics but I love his voice!
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Ford Vs. Ronin
 
FORD...Of course, he was the original and when he and Ronin fought even though he was much smaller than Ronin , Ford did his thing, then the motherfucker jumped into the wraith beam...I can't understand how anyone can, not love Ford! (I like Ronin too, though)
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Star Wars Vs. Spaceballs
 
Spaceballs!...I never really got into Star Wars but whatever...
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Alien Vs. Predator --Vs.-- Jason Vs. Freddy
 
Alien Vs. Predator...only because I think that the Predators in that movie were sexy...if it wasn't for that I would have said neither.
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If getting oral sex can make a President get the economy to where Bill Clinton had it, then I say change the name from the "Oval Office" to the "Hoval Office" and put some hos on the pay roll...Bush has ran this country in to the ground...And now people who voted for him, not once, but twice, are saying that he needs to be removed from office. Oh hell no! You voted for him now stand behind the man you chose TWICE to run this country!
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I wonder if you can tell that I'm in a shitty little mood today...How'd Dan on the Roseanne show say it? ..."Your mother likes to spread her misery (or anger or sadness or something) around and it's our job to deal with it until she feels better..." not an exact quote but today I'm not dealing with anyone's bullshit and things that annoy me that I usually ignore will be dealt with harshly...I'm not in the mood today...
 
I'm gonna go play with Blackwido she has about 12 graves now...she loves 'em and kills 'em! Ha-Ha. (And she has two kids in reform school, and one whose on the way there is she doesn't start studying.) I'll feel better after a bit of scheming and getting people to fall into her web! HA! HA! HA! (in an evil voice)
 
 
 
 
 

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