A very looooooong entry.
Sci-Fi showed the movie "Mammoth" last night. It was completely ridiculous and I loved every second of it, here's a few lines that cracked me up:
Dr. Frank: "What are you smoking? This is like the blind leading the stupid."
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Dr. Frank: "If you gave her the weed, I will neuter you!"
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Dr. Frank: "You are one, big, hairy, magnificent bastard"
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Dr. Frank: "Dear God!"
Sheriff: "God is for Sunday, today we pray to Nike...RUN!"
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I was amused, I love silly sci-fi movies!
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I don't know what is going on inside of my head but I dreamed about some weird things last night. First I was at an amusement park with Rachel Ray and Megan Good, then I'm in a grocery story buying cookies and cake and chips and candy. I see this guy that I went to school with and, next thing I know, were holding hands. I run out to the car with my sister (she appeared out of thin air), we cram into this car with two mob bosses. And I wake up at that point. I haven't seen that guy since I was about 16, so I have no clue as to why I would have a dream about him. I mean he never crosses my mind. Very weird. I wonder what I dream about when I can't remember my dreams?
I'm in a bookstore in a new city and a woman who weighs about 400 pounds, calls a woman who weighs about 500 pounds fat and I say to the 400 pound woman "You're fat too, how can you talk about someone else?" so she leaves and the next thing I know, the book police are giving me a ticket for using profanity in the book store. I tell them what I said and they just say "Well we have to give out one ticket a day, we've got quotas to fill. Sorry." Then I'm in an apartment and there's a guy in there, I think I was just visiting him, it didn't feel like I lived there, anyway. I start to put trash into a bag and my dog is a puppy again, she comes running through the door and jumps into the bag of food and takes a nap. (I have a picture of her on my wall, that is probably the reason I dreamed about her, she's the only person from my past that I miss, or that I will actually admit to missing!)
Then I dream that I'm an in apartment that I share with 2 girls and a guy. The guy goes into the bathroom, and the bathroom says "Oh Hell No!" So us three girls grab our purses and run out of the door because we know that the guy is going to stink up the whole house. I'm the last one out and I get sad because the girls didn't wait for me. I see them a few floors down sitting on the apartment steps, they are laughing, but I walk by them and pretend that I don't see them. As I walk one of the girls says, "Hey, we've been waiting for you." I feel better. We walk down the stairs and on the ground level there is (okay I'll explain what this stuff is later) "wacky foam" every where, we continue to walk and the pool is filled with foam that has been shaped into different animals. Next thing I know, I'm in an apartment with some guy that I moved to be with and he's getting dressed for some business event. I ask him not to go and he says he has to and it's for work. Suddenly were both at the event, It's very fancy. There's Champagne and caviar being served, all of the people are dressed in expensive clothes and they stare at me because I'm not dressed that way and I feel embarrassed. The guy I'm with makes a speech then a truck full of classic cars covered in gold are brought in. Someone wants to congratulate him and as they pull them away from me, I tell my boyfriend or husband (I'm not sure of the relationship) that I might leave to run some errands. Suddenly I'm at a gas station on the arm of some 19 year old kid and he's up set because he got a ticket, and there is a doctor there getting gas and he allowed the kid to put the ticket in his name and he says don't worry about it. I go back to the event where my boyfirend/husband is. The event is winding down and I am lit. I mean I was so drunk that I couldn't walk, so my boy/hus gets the waiter to take me and some drunk guy to the elevators. Then suddenly I'm laying in my bed and Jade from Top Model walks through the closed door and stands in front of the bed, she's dripping in blood and raises an object in her hand that she plans on killing me with.
That dream both scared and saddened me. But I'm glad that I'm able to wake myself up. I never know what happens in dreams like that because my brain is always like "Oh hell, no! Girl wake up!" I dreamed about apartments because I've been looking for one. every thing else came out of left field. Ha-Ha. Sometimes my dreams are so vivid, and sometimes they're so generic that I don't even think about them. The past week I have no clue as to what I dreamed about, then a couple days ago I start having these vivid dreams, they aren't scary but I feel emotionally drained when I awake...
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I just got an eerie feeling, like someone's watching me, it's kind of freaking me out! I looked behind me and there is no bloody Jade. Ha-Ha. Oh great, first bizarre dreams and now paranoia. I need some serious therapy.
(Wacky Foam is little beads of foam that stick together, it comes in different colors and it can be shaped into anything. It can be reused, but if you want, you can let it dry out to keep the shape. It's like new age PlayDough or something.)
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I cooked dinner at 3 am. I made vegan gumbo with shrimp on the side, and a peanut butter and Oreo cheese cake. This is a new one for me, I'll let you know if it's nasty or not. Ha-Ha. Oreo has started making peanut butter Oreos, it's just not the same as dipping Oreos into peanut butter, which I've been doing for years. And by the way, when I say Oreo, I mean the store brand "chocolate sandwich cookies," they taste just like the name brand Oreo for 1 buck!
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I'm sleepy but I can't sleep and I'm bored. I have a headache and I don't feel like doing anything. Maybe I'll have a Stargate marathon. Yeah that sounds good. I'll start with the old school original Stargate movie then slowly work my way towards Atlantis. This plan might change, maybe I'm more into a romantic-drama type of movie. Yeah, maybe I'll watch "Kama Sutra: A story of love" (It's not that kind of movie, so get your minds out of the gutter!). I like this movie because it's hard to decide whose side to take. Now when Myay gets spat on, I'm on Mya's side, but she knows she was wrong when she goes up to 'what's her name' and says "All my life I have had to take your used things, now I have used something of yours." But I understand how she felt and why she did it.
I can be so indecisive about what to watch or read but when it comes to big decisions, It's so easy for me to decide. I wonder why that is?
At about 6 am I watched Tomb Raider. Then I flipped through the channels for a bit. Which is probably the reason I have the head ache now. Anyway...
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I woke up with that stupid song "Beep" (is the name I think) going through my head, so now I just keep singing "I don't give a 'bout you looking at my...however it goes.
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Well...
