Planet Nergeedor

 

I dreamed we were driving down a narrow road and saw a skull, we pulled over and picked it up along with pieces that had broken off of it. So I take it to my room and put it together and it looks like my grand father, the next thing I know a little boy has the skull on like a mask and he's slowly sliding across the floor towards me...I wake up, turn over, go back to sleep and dream that I'm standing in front of a house taking a picture. I was holding a baby whose eyes looked like mine and the rest of his features looked like the guy who was standing next to me...I wake up again in a state of terror, I have no clue why that dream freaked me out. The whole skull thing didn't bother me, but the second dream scared the hell out of me. I'm so backwards!

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I don't know why some people like to argue. In my opinion it's pointless. Every has arguments but some people just go out of their way to start drama. For me, I really don't like to argue with people, it annoys me. Don't get me wrong though, I'm only gonna try and walk away a few times, if someone gets in my face, then there is a going to be a big problem. With me arguments always end with me giving one of my looks. That's all it takes. I've perfected my looks. With one glance I can say a whole lot that people just don't hear while they're arguing with me. And you know the best thing about me is also the worst thing about me, I will back up everything that comes out of my mouth and every look that I give and people know it, that's why they back off. I just want to mind my own business and do what I want to do without the bull shit. You'd think adults would have something more productive to do with themselves than go around starting arguments.

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Whenever I leave a room, I don't say good bye, I say "No. But I'm like your old daddy, Gone!" It's a joke I heard.

 

A man goes to a club, meets a woman and goes home with her. He wakes up the next morning and there are nine kids surrounding the bed staring and him and one of the kids says:

 

kid: you our new daddy?

man: No. But I'm like your old daddy, Gone!

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I also walk around saying "If I could eat a chip, I wouldn't be here" I got that from a Sinbad show, he said he went on the nutri-system diet to lose weight and the lady says:

 

lady: If you get hungry between meals, eat a nutri-chip

Sinbad: If I could eat 'a' chip I wouldn't be here

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I was watching an old western and...

 

me: they better stop worrying about that money and go searching for water

person: there is no water, they're in the desert

me: all deserts have water, it only waits to be found (doing my Imam impersonation)

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Boondocks was hilarious. I've had "the itis" more than once in my life. Ha-Ha. Moral Orel was a hot mess! Both shows cheered me up.

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Anyway, I'm gonna go and distract myself. Be good and have fun.