Yeah, it's me again.
Today I laughed and cried. I came across a photo online that made me lose it completely. A woman is holding a sign that says something like "Can someone please give Bush oral sex, so we can impeach him." I lost it when I read that. That's some hilarious shit!
I cried for no apparent reason. I was sitting there eating and I just started crying. Then I'm all "What the hell? Am I having a 'Like Water For Chocolate' moment. The person who picked these green beans must have been very sad."(If you don't know, 'Like Water For Chocolate' is a movie where a woman cries as she's cooking and when her guest eat the cake she cried in, they feel her pain and they all start sobbing.) I could just be losing my mind. Ha-Ha!
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I'm in dire need of hearing some live music. The only people who come to this hell hole are country singers and rappers. I'm not in the mood to hear "shake ya' ass bitch" or "I'm suicidal but Jesus saved me." All I want is for someone to play a mellow acoustic set, and I'd be happy. Anyway...
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Sometimes I feel like McKay. When I try and have a conversation with people, they always say "What?" and then I get frustrated so I start speaking slowly, so they get offended because they think I'm saying that they're stupid. Then I get annoyed because I'm being misunderstood yet again. It's a vicious cycle.
Have you ever seen that movie "Groundhog Day" where the guy keeps living the same day over and over again? It's a very annoying movie, but that's what my life is like. I have the same ten conversations over and over again with people and it gets very annoying after a while. So I just shut the fuck up and live in my own little world.
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I saw an episode of GhostHunters that I hadn't seen before. Frank got attacked by a ghost, I could not stop laughing when he started crying. I know it's mean but it was some hilarious shit. Then when they're showing the tape in slow motion, I'm all "Daaaaaamn Frank! You got knocked the fuck out." And Brian got all upset and was running around trying to catch it. Oh man, funny stuff!
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I'm not a bank. I mean the last time I checked I was broke, but still people only call me to ask for money...How many times do I need to say "hell no"? Some people just aren't all there. If someone called me just to talk to me and didn't ask for anything, I'd surely die of shock.
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I think that's Cree Summer on an e-diets commercial. It almost sounds like her. Not sure though.
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I'm gonna go listen to music, to soothe my weary soul. (Okay, that was my dramatic moment of the week. Ha-Ha!)
