Something ain't right with "Hoodwinked"...or I'm insane.
So, maybe it's just me, but I think the entire movie "Hoodwinked" is about Vin Diesel. It's just a few things that stood out to me as being a direct reference to him.
First you have the whole hood thing, we know he's notorious for the hoodie.
When the "woodsman" first appeared, I was all "hmm. I think they're making references to Vin Diesel." After I think that the very next scene is obviously a "XXX" reference (which was hilarious by the way, granny kicked ass)
When granny was above their heads at first I thought "Mission Impossible" but then I'm all "wait, that happened is "XXX" also."
Then I see one of the 'bad guys' and he looks exactly like my Riddick Sims and his name is Vincent.
At first I thought the 'bad girl' was Asia Argento, but the braids were a little weird so I'm all "AaaHA! Michelle Rodriguez had braids like that in "GirlFight" and she was in "TFATF" with VD."
Another bad guy at first I thought was an Arnold Scwartzenneggar (hey I can't say it, let alone spell it!) reference and I'm all "This is the best Arnold they could do? I could do better than that." I look at the dvd cover and the "Arnold guy" is holding The police chiefs sign and I'm all "Huh?" then I think, "hey maybe that's supposed to be VD bestfriend/body guard?"
I though the movie was fun on a few parts, so I'm watching the credits. Does anyone else think that the credits are just a little odd? I don't mean the actors, I mean the writes, director etc.
So maybe it's just me, but I'm telling you I saw VD in all of those characters. I'm gonna do something I rarely do, which is watch the commentary. I'm all curious now. Maybe I'm just a nutcase, but we wont know for sure until, I'm locked away in a padded room.
