Shocked beyond reason. What in the heck is going on?
I know am certain that I am, in fact, in the Twilight Zone. I actually had a great birthday! Yeah I know, it's unbelievable! I laughed so much, had so much fun. And I got great gifts. I mean, I actually got things that I'll use and enjoy. Not to mention the great episodes of SG1 and Atlantis!
I get up at 8 am and I walk to the bathroom and these mother fuckers have framed photos of Vin Diesel on the table. I cracked up so hard when I saw it. Very Funny! Then I opened my gifts, I got about 4 gift cards, two books on an ancient subject (It's my secret project so I can't talk about it. Hopefully no one will think to do it before I do!) I got three Anne Rice books. An Atlantis DVD. There was sooooo much food! One thing that made me completely lose it was:
me: (they bought me alcohol) I don't drink
granny: I usually don't drink either, but I'm damn sure going to today. Something drove me to it.
Boy we all lost it.
I had a really good day. When I woke up I was sure that's I'd need to put on the full armor of God, but everything turned out okay.
Jackie, sadly I did not get my puddle jumper or my bag of knees. Ha-Ha.
Sapphire, a wise woman once told me: "You can't reason with stupid people" ...we do have to deal with them though. That's why the sims is so great, you can kill people and not go to jail. Ha-Ha.
You know what my sister calls me? Rain Man. Ha-Ha. That's my nick name! It's because I always know the answers to her questions and I figure out things easily, and she even asked me about my book!
Now the most shocking moment of the day:
my mother asks "Can I hug you?" I'm all "NO! What do you want to hug me for?" ...This is just weird and I'm not prepared for her to touch me. Either I'm gonna die soon or my whole "Balance. The past 25 years have been hell, so the law of balance must make the next 25 years heaven." theory is actually happening.
To quote Ice Cube "I can't believe, today was a good day."
