Planet Nergeedor

I beat the hell out of the punching bag. I guess I'm a tad on the angry side. Had it been a person, it would have had to take a trip to the ER for sure. I was calling it someone's name (in my head) saying "oh do you like this? Huh?" Ha-Ha. Yeah it's good therapy.

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I had another weird dream:

 

I was in this apartment complex and a girl started drama with me, she had a knife. I took the knife from her and I hit her once and while she fell to the ground in slow motion, she turned into a box of food.

 

Then I was working in a restaurant and someone ordered 100 hamburgers and I was the only person working. (Which sadly has happened to me more than once in my life! Ha-Ha)

 

Then I had this reoccurring dream that I've been having since I was about 16, I'm at a guys house, he's a dancer and I'm sitting on his couch. And blah, blah, blah.

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I watched this movie today. "Exonerated." It was very intriguing. It's about people who were on death row and were later found to be innocent. It was shot like a documentary interview. The actors were in a dark room with a light on them telling the story from the pov of the people that were exonerated. At the end they showed the actual people. I doubt I'll every watch it again but the actors were really good. Let's see there was Susan Sarandon, Brian Dennehy, Delroy Lindo, Danny Glover, Aidan Quinn...Very good.

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 I'm in the middle of watching "Vlad," I like the Vlad parts but the '500 years later' part is boring so far. Hope it gets better, because I got this one instead of one with Ziyi Zhang in it, that I haven't seen. I knew I should have stuck with my girl! Ha-Ha. Speaking of her, The girl Lichi from "Mail Order Wife" is in "Memoirs Of A Geisha."

Anyway, that's it for tonight, I must go.

So I don't say anything, I just play this song. Everyone went dead silent. I think I got my point across, I doubt they'll be up in my face about going to church again. God is not a building. Hello.

 

"Made Up MY Mind" by Lyfe Jennings

 

"(Spoken) This is for all ya'll good church going folks who be talking about people and don't be living right yourselves...

 

Lord they really think they fooling you, by coming to church on Sunday
praying and laying hands on folks, stomping and jumping around faking the holy ghost

but its a thin line, between walking it and talking it
living it and giving it, or just pretending it's alright

and did they really think that they could pull the wool over your eyes lord?
Did they really think that by faking they were saved that they would get the same reward?

this be the realest thing I ever wrote for sure

after this a lot of folks wont like me no more
but after this I gotta go answer to you Lord

so I've made up my mind I'm a go to church on Sunday
and sing a song that may hurt somebody's feelings, so that maybe
thy will, will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
and hopefully they will see
how much they really be discouraging, a little old sinner like me 


And Lord who they think they jiving? by singing these songs full of glory
then out in the world it's a different story
I'm running out of people to pray for me

I'm not trying to act like I'm the perfect man
but if you speak about it, you should be about it, not just preach about it all day
cause if you do you run the risk of chasing some of the most beautiful people away

and it is never my intention to discourage you, rather encourage you to change your life today
this be the realest thing I ever had to say, but after this a lot of folks wont like me no more
but after this I gotta go answer to you Lord

so I've made up my mind I'm a go to church on Sunday
and sing a song that may hurt somebody's feelings, so that maybe thy will, will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
and hopefully they will see
how much they really be discouraging a little old sinner like me

 

(Spoken) Ain't none of ya'll gotta clap for me,(someone in the audience says something) Oh yeah? Your mama."

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Well, I must go, got movies to watch. Be good, have fun.

My lips and eyes are swollen and I'm itchy all over. I don't know what I'm allergic but this is normal for me. I'm probably allergic to myself or something. OH I used the bathroom soap to wash my hands. I have my own soap, because my skin is sensitive, so that's probably it. Yeah, like you really want to hear about my allergies.

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When I went to the doctor about my ears and he started looking in my mouth, I thought he was a nut case. Now when my ears get really bad, I notice that I'm biting down really hard, and when I wake up I'm biting so hard my face is shaking. I still haven't been able to go to the dentist yet, because I have to save up the money, but now I just try to relax my mouth. When my mouth is relaxed my ears do feel better!

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I could not stop laughing at the news, some little kid crawled into a claw machine, and the guy says "When your kid ends up inside a vending machine, it's time to rethink your parenting skills"

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I've been looking for apartments in different cities and I can't believe that the only things I can afford look like crack houses! Ha-Ha. I mean I have three choices, stay in hell (ha-ha), live in an okay neighborhood in the dark without water, or I can pass out crack pipes in a run down building.Ha-Ha. I guess I'll have to live here a little longer.

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Oh Bam Bam, why must you torture me? Is he coming back or not? I want to know! Ha-Ha!

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Bye.

What in the HELL? I had a crazy day, now I just woke up from a crazy ass dream!

 

My Day:

 

Construction workers were yelling at me. "Hey, Woo Hoo, Yeah Baby"

 

Some Guy was in the store, he was walking really closely behind me, like he was trying to sneak up on me or something, so I moved my purse from my side to the front of me because I thought he was trying to steal my wallet, but as soon as I left that isle, I saw him run to the condoms and throw several boxes in a basket. Ha-Ha! He was embarrassed to get them while someone was on the same isle!

 

I got my hoola hoop today! I worked it out! Fun! I also ordered a punching bag and a jump rope. So that will be fun. I got the punching bag, because I am very close to being one of those people on the news who takes out their entire family. Ha-Ha! Seriously though, stress makes me crash physically so I have to do something to get it out and because my voice sounds like shit right now, singing wont do the trick.

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My dreams:

 

A few days ago I dreamed that Freddie Cougar was laying in my bed, so I put him in the bathroom cabinet, and he turned into a dummy. But he was alive.

 

I was going to tell you what I dreamed a few minutes ago but I might use it in my book so never mind, but it was very interesting, to say the least!

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I got a bill from one of my doctors. A whopping 2 dollars. Ha-Ha. I'm all "writing and mailing a check is going to be more than two dollars."

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Dark Kingdom is coming on in a few, I'm gonna check it out. I may or may not watch it the rest of the week. Well, bye bye!

OH! Jackie, now you've got me started on Cree Summer! Okay so she played Freddie on 'A Different World' and I was like 10 or something and Freddie was the weird one, with the weird hair, with the weird clothes, that everyone else made fun of, so I immediately identified with her.(ha-ha) As far as voice overs, I can't even think of all the voices she's done(yep she does susie). but my Favorites are: Elmyra (Tiny Toons), Miranda (As Told by Ginger) Foxxy Love (Drawn Together), Number 5 (Kids Next Door) and about a million more, she's every where! Oh yeah she also did voice for Atlantis the animated movie, I think it was called Lost Empire or Lost City or something, now baby brother is on the live action series Stargate Atlantis, how amazing is that? (And I just get a little thrill out of the fact that I've been a huge fan of hers all these years, then I became a huge fan of her brothers, and then I find out they're related. I mean I really don't pay attention to stuff like that, I accidentally found out. I just love 'em both. Ha-Ha). Now lets talk about her music. My favorite songs on Street Faerie are "Soul Sister, Deliciously Down, Miss Moon, Angry Boy, Smooth My Heart, Naheo, Mean Sleep, Sweet Pain, Curious White Boy" ...I'm laughing at myself now because that's almost the entire cd. I don't like to get my hopes up but I swear I heard a song on a tv show by her that I had never heard before, so hopefully there's a new cd coming. If that wasn't her then someone has stolen her sound! She's the person in the entertainment industry that I admire the most, because she just seems like she stayed true to herself. Yeah, see don't get me started. I'll be here all day if I don't stop myself!

 

I'm constantly getting accused of listening to "white people's music." Ha-Ha. My favorite opera singer is Kathleen Battle, and I don't care if the rumors are true. If my voice was as amazing as hers I'd be completely out of control! Ha-Ha!

 

(I don't like that episode either! I just like the way Dan looks at the paper and the way Roseanne talks to him like he's stupid because she's pissed off about it! I love Roseanne!)

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So on Doc. Who , the last human was a woman who had had 709 plastic surgeries and was only a slab of skin, and my mother says "That's going to be Joan Rivers in about 3 more surgeries." I completely lost it, I was almost screaming. Sometimes I laugh to the point where I'm laughing, screaming and tears are streaming down my face, and I just fall on the floor because I lose all function, and people can't tell if I'm laughing or crying. My cheeks start to hurt and I can't breathe. I almost reached that point, but not quite. I'm still giggling about it.

 

I can't say what happened exactly because it's in my book, but something at work happened and a guy literally had to hold me up because I just lost it and could not even stand. I was talking to him and suddenly he gets this look on his face and then he shakes his head and grins, so I turn around and what I saw...I've never seen anything so hilarious in my life. So when I lost it, he lost it, we're both laughing hysterically and everyone kept asking us what was so funny but we couldn't tell them because we were laughing so hard. Oh lord, I shouldn't think about this, 'cause it's starting. Subject Change!

 

Last night The Atlantis Episode was THE HIVE, which was one of this years most hilarious McKay scenes "And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner." Oh yeah, you might as well get used to me talking about Atlantis a lot more than usual. Since it's on break, I miss it, and I tend to talk about things a lot when I miss them. So deal with it. Ha-Ha!

 

I never watched the commentary with Peter Delouise(sp?) before, so I watched it at like 3 am or something and I'm all "I've heard this voice before." Near the end of the episode three things popped into my mind: Heavy Weights, Zoolander, Dodge Ball ...On certain words he sounds the was Ben Stiller did in those movies! That cracked me up.

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Now I have to vent.

I don't care if you're gay, then go be gay. I really don't care. But I do care when you're gay and don't want anyone to know and try and use me as your proof that you aren't gay. I think one of the worst things you can do is waste someone's time and if you know good and well that you are gay, then you either need to be gay or be single. How can I tell you're gay? I don't know, I just can, and I haven't been wrong yet and if I may have a McKay moment here "I know everything about everything." More than one man I turned down because I thought he was gay has suddenly been in a dress, holding a dudes hand!

 

I swear the only people who approach me are: gay men, lesbians, men who only want sex, or serial killer/rapist types. You think I'm kidding about the serial killer/rapist, but I'm not. The police just haven't found the bodies yet!

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Common sense would tell me that if I shove paper towels down the drain it's going to cause things to over flow. I swear I live with fucking idiots. And yes, I've told them as much!

 

I swear my life is a sitcom.

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This probably won't mean anything to you so just ignore this part if ya' want.

 

I thought so! Thanks for confirming! I know you'd like to think you are clever but you aren't. And trying to out smart me, is just a waste of time. I've suspected for quiet sometime, now I know for sure. BUSTED!

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Well, I'm gonna go and read. Be good and have fun.

 

You know what? I try and be a reasonable person and all but sometimes I have to show my ass (that's a figure of speech if you don't know. I don't mean literally show my ass). It's like people aren't going to be satisfied until I'm locked up somewhere. They just keep pushing me and pushing me. People try and push their religious beliefs on me when they don't even realize that they are completely blind zombies that have no clue as to what they're talking about. Most Christians have memorized the bible but very few have actually read it. And that is a big difference. I love how they tell me that people who don't go to church are going to hell. Lets see here.

 

church goers I know:

gossip, and the gossip some more

steal

cheat

molest children

beat their wives

go out on Saturday night, do drugs, get drunk, have threesomes and then show up on Sunday to show how righteous they are

 

Do I think I'm better than them because I don't do those things? No. I think I'm better than them because I don't walk around pretending to be holier than thou. I mean these people know that they are doing things against the bible, but they never want to talk about that. They are completely unable to have a rational discussion about the bible. If I don't agree with everything they say suddenly I'm a heathen and an evil doer. When in fact they are the evil doers because they believe what religious heads tell them. Ignorance is the worst kind of evil. I have been able to have a discussion with maybe 3 Christians who actually read the bible. And even though they were regular church goers and did the weekly rituals, they were able to talk to me without screaming and going into a blind rage of religious rhetoric. I mean people think faith means blindly following without question. If you think about what was going on in the world when the bible was conceived, I think people would get away from the whole "You're going to burn in hell, I'm going to heaven" thing. I'd much rather burn in hell with knowledge than go to heaven in ignorance. And don't even get me started on heaven and hell, I'd be here for the next two days!

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So Sci Fi has started airing 'Doctor Who' it's okay, I'm not in love with the show or anything, but it has it's moments. The weird thing is seeing an actress who isn't emaciated. I looked at her and said to my self "Oh she's fat" then I look again, and I'm all "Lord they've brainwashed me, she's no where near being fat, she isn't even chubby." I mean I kept saying that I think my stomach shrunk then I realized food has gotten bigger. When I was a kid bagels were the size of my palm, now bagels are the size of my entire hand stretched out and I've got some long ass fingers ...speaking of fingers

 

I was watching this show on aliens again and they started talking about what aliens would look like if they took on human form. Heart shape heads (check), long slender fingers (check), large almond shaped eyes (check), then I'm all "I knew I couldn't possibly be related to these people, I'm an alien" Ha-Ha.

 

Dan: (reading a note he was handed) Who are the Allens? And why are they out of spice?

Roseanne: Aliens Dan, from outer space (she's all pissed off about it)

 

cracks me up

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Someone told me to stop saying that I'll never be mainstream and I told her "Hello. I'm not going to straighten my hair, lighten my skin, or show my ass. Now name a black woman who is mainstream who hasn't done most of those things." She looks at me like she's hurt and says "You're right, I can't name anyone"

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"I'm so sick and tired of the shit on the radio, and MTV, they only play the same thing... I want something more" -Esthero, We R In Need Of A Musical Revolution (When I heard this first line, I just bought the Cd without listening to anything else. I was all "You ain't the only one, you ain't the only one.")

 

I'm listening to this album and "honey brown" comes on, and I'm like hmm, she sounds very familiar. It's Cree Summer! I love that fact! ...Someone asked me who Cree Summer was. I'm not Catholic but I crossed myself. Ha-Ha! It's just weird when your a huge fan of someone and other people don't know who she is. I mean she made one of my favorite CD's ever ... I mean in my history of CD's that I've heard (and I'm a music junkie so I listen to a lot of stuff). She's the freaking 'Goddess Of Voice Overs' I seriously walk around calling her that! Don't even get me started talking about her, we'd be here all day!

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Anyway I've done enough rambling for today. Bye bye, I'll check in with you guys soon. (Dr. Who comes on in a few, so I must go. And yes I'm only watching it because Atlantis and SG 1 come on afterwards. Ha-Ha. It's an okay filler I guess)

Does any one else have a crush on Martin Gero? He writes my favorite episodes of Atlantis and he cracked me up on the dvd. Very funny guy!

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Recent movies:

 

Weather Man - I was bored until Michael Cain started talking about "camel toe." I nearly fell over with laughter.

 

Ice Harvest - felt like I was watching Noir. It didn't do much for me.

 

House of 9 - we've seen this movie a million times, now there's even a reality show with a similar plot. It was entertaining though. and I loved the soundtrack

 

Jarhead - It was fun

 

Prime - typical romantic comedy. But entertaining.

 

Chicken Little - I could not stop laughing at Fish. It was a very cute film and some parts were hilarious.

 

Derailed - I almost didn't watch this one because of the hype that was around it, and in my experience, when there is a lot of talk about a films greatness, it usually sucks. Ha-Ha. This movie was actually fun. But It was completely predictable until Charles says, I chose this prison. Personally I didn't have any sympathy for Charles or Lucinda because THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHEAT. Remember that guy whose wife ran over him with the car three times when she caught him cheating? Well, I don't feel sorry for him. Had he not been cheating on his wife, he'd still be alive. Everything we do in life has consequences, good or bad. And when you cheat you're just crossing your fingers and hoping that your spouse doesn't get gangsta on your ass. Ha-Ha.

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You know the authors that are suing Dan Brown? I actually have had their book for a very long time and have never got around to reading it. I've read most of the books I own but their are about 20 that for some unknown reason, I just have not read yet.

 

I've got writer's laziness again. It's not block because I know exactly what I'm going to say, and how I'm going to say it, I'm just not in the mood to do it. That's why I said laziness and not block. I'm still excited about the ending. Fun stuff.

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 I'm going to the kitchen in a few minutes and it's not because I'm hungry. Men will never understand! Ha-Ha. Oh, one of my favorite episodes of Roseanne was on last night and I could not stop laughing! It was the PMS episode. When Dan says "it's my birthday" and Jackie says "There are no birthdays in hell" I lost it. The man who is crazy enough to marry me is going to go through four days of hell every month. (Yep, I have four days of PMS! This month I was watching Rainbow Sun Francks Diary and when he gets all sincere at the end, I just started bawling. I mean I was crying hysterically, in between sobs saying something like "He really appreciates his life (sob, sob, sob)... Ha-Ha!) 

Well, by now you've obviously figured out that I haven't been well. I've got a million things going through my mind and I lack the desire to talk about any of it. I'm just going to say that I saw someone and it set off a chain reaction through my life and things haven't been easy for me lately. And the stress made me crash physically again. I can't talk about that right now though.

 

I've actually missed you guys a lot! I'll try to catch up with what's been going on with my little pookie wookies.

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Whenever I get like this my creativity goes through the roof. I've worked on four paintings (here's a fun fact, I paint in bed and have yet to ruin a set of sheets)!. I wrote six songs. I haven't worked on my book though. I've worked on my secret project a little. I've been watching Atlantis Episodes, oh wait let me quote some of the commentary, this really made me laugh:

 

RL - ...dark, hot, on top of each other. JESUS. What am I saying?

PM - I don't know, but I wish I was there that day.

 

I had forgot all about that! She was talking about shooting inside the puddle jumper, but if you just heard her say that without knowing what she was talking about you'd think something else was going on...Ha-Ha funny stuff!

 

So I don't think I talked about the season finales.

SG-1: I wasn't overwhelmed by it, I mean it was a fun episode and all but usually I'm on pins and needles waiting for the season premiere. If it's true that Vala(sp?) is going to become a permanent member of the team, then they might possibly kill off Sam. (I suspect that she might be pregnant because during the whole season, she constantly had something in front of her stomach, when everyone else's guns were to their sides her's would be across her stomach, her uniform was different, maybe it's just me, I have a tendency to not pay attention to actor's personal lives so I really have no clue, it's just an observation.) Anyway, I'm just saying that, this could be why Sam might get killed off, if she does. I don't want her killed off, but Vala(sp?) would be a great replacement.

 

Atlantis: I bet you all could hear me screaming at the tv "What are you thinking, don't trust someone who eats you!" WTF? Why in the hell? This just upsets me. Ha-Ha! I watched it with someone and when it was over she looks at me and says "How'd you know that was going to happen?" so I had a perfect opportunity to quote Riddick "Because it was my plan."

Anyway, I'm trying to telepathically send messages to the writers about Ford's return. Ha-Ha. I miss him!

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So I'm gonna get out of here now, if I'm still feeling okay I'll be back tomorrow but I'm not making a promise. Be good and have fun!

" ...No shortcuts for you today; do the work now and the pleasure will follow."

 

This is my horoscope for today, it's funny because I just completed the ending for my book even though I'm not feeling very creative today and I'm feeling sick. I said "I'll do it tomorrow" then I said, "That's what you said yesterday." So I got up and did it. I generally don't pay attention to horoscopes because Pisces are deemed as "gullible and easily led, want to be led, trusting" and about ten other things that DON'T describe me...They obviously don't know me very well. Ha-Ha. Or either my theory is correct and I really am adopted. Ha-Ha

 

I've recently realized that all of the characters in my book represent a different part of my personality. I did not intentionally do it. There are a few things that happened in my life that I intentionally included because it's just some hilarious stuff. But for the most part everything is fictional and It's not a memoir (Ha-Ha Jackie!). But if I were to combine the main characters my entire self would be present. I've written a lot of things and when I write fiction, I never write about myself. Now my songs are taking directly from my life... I don't know, somehow this happened! It's not a bad thing. It's just unusual for me. I've had the title from a few pages in, but maybe I should change it to Multiple Personality Disorder, or Split Personalities. Ha-Ha. I'm just kidding, the title is perfect!

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Last night I ended up reading Foxy Love's entire advice column. It was hilarious. I lost it when I read (this isn't an exact quote). "Ya'll is some dumb asses, the Foxy ain't real, so stop asking for naked pictures of me. If you want to see the Foxy naked, contact the animators or draw me naked your damn self." I could almost hear her voice when I was reading it, that's what made it so funny for me.

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Well, it's Sci-Fi Friday and I must go and prepare. Ha-Ha. (I'll try and visit you all soon and see what you nutballs have been up to.) Be good and have fun.

 

 

Funny Commercial:

 

Sprint - Two guys are in a locker room, showing off their phones to each other, telling what features each of their phones has and finally one guy says

 

Guy 1: Theft Deterrent

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: Try and take my phone, go ahead, try and take

(Guy 2 reaches for Guy 1's phone and Guy 1 throws the phone at Guy 2's head. Guy 2 is laying on the floor holding his head and says "I'm going to file a grievance," then Guy 1 throws the phone and hits Guy 2 in the head again.)       ...This commercial cracks me up.

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For some reason I want to do something, childlike. Maybe hoola hoop, or roller skate. And not the in line skates, I want the white, four wheel skates with the big pink wheels and pink laces. I should buy some! When I was about 8 I would put those bitches on and turn in circles. People probably thought I was crazy. Maybe I'll go and exercise, I have a bundle of energy. I'm not exactly feeling well, but sometimes I have to push myself 'cause, I miss my old life, and my old legs. Ha-Ha. And this too shall pass. Ha-Ha.

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I love the Madea plays but the movie for "Diary Of A Mad Black Woman" was not as good as the play, so I'll wait for "Family Reunion" to come out on DVD. When you've seen a play 100 times and then a movie is made and the story changes it kind of feels like something is missing. ...There's this ad that has been playing for a movie called "Agusta Gone" I read the book a while back so maybe I'll check it out. Very few movies have been as good as the book in my opinion.

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Any way, I've got to go do something. Be good and have fun.

I go into the book store to use one of my gift cards, the check out counter was over flowing with Christian items, bracelets, crosses, mini bibles and I pick up one item and read the package and it says 'Poker Chips For Jesus' so I say "I don't remember Jesus playing poker in the bible, maybe he cast lots or something but I doubt the whole poker thing." The cashier looks at me like I'm crazy, guess what book I was buying ...Christ The Lord, Out of Egypt by Anne Rice ...how hilarious is that!

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Great news! I came up with the ending for my book. OH HELL YES! I can't believe the ending and I'm writing the shit! It's sooooo good. Now I have to back track and fill out the last half of the book. But I'm happy about that.

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You know something that really cracks me up about Stargate Atlantis is the fact that Shep. got "Ancient" nookie ...Okay, I'll date older men and all, but that chick was "Ancient"! Ha-Ha. Cracks me up every time I think of it.

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Catch ya on the flip side!

Well...

Well, I'm dehydrated and tired. The past three days I have been watching Atlantis Season 1. Ha-Ha. You can't just watch a few episodes and then say "Okay I have things to do now." That's why I don't touch it, if I have things to do! I just can't get enough of it. And you can't only watch the episodes, you HAVE to watch ALL of the extra's too.

The only down side is that it really makes you miss Ford. Not that I don't like Dex, but I prefer Ford. The same thing with Mitchell, it's not that I don't like him, I just prefer O'neil... I'm patiently waiting for them to bring my (yes, he's mine! Ha-Ha!) Ford back. I think they should keep the whole eye thing though. Maybe have him and Dex team up on a few missions to defeat the Wraith. Anyway, back to reality.

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Thanks Apathetic and Jackie. I'm glad I had a good day also.

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So the new specialist that my doc sent me to, has sent me an appointment in the mail, hopefully I'll still be alive on June 8th. Yeah, it's that far away. I hate going through all of this so much. But things could always be worse, I'm just grateful someone is actually doing the job they get paid to do.

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Okay, wait a minute. I do want to get married and I do want to have kids but that does not mean that I want to get married to YOU or have kids with YOU. I'm not going to marry some random guy. So don't use that to try and get next to me. I'm not desperate to get married or have kids. It's something that may or may not happen. It's not a goal, or something that I will make happen at any cost. If it doesn't happen naturally, it wont happen at all because I'm not going to force it. Got it, boys?

 

Now that that is cleared up...

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(I love the way my blog looks without the ads!)

 

Well, I've got cake to eat. Ha-Ha. It's speaking to me. Be good and have fun.

 

 

 

I know am certain that I am, in fact, in the Twilight Zone. I actually had a great birthday! Yeah I know, it's unbelievable! I laughed so much, had so much fun. And I got great gifts. I mean, I actually got things that I'll use and enjoy. Not to mention the great episodes of SG1 and Atlantis!

 

I get up at 8 am and I walk to the bathroom and these mother fuckers have framed photos of Vin Diesel on the table. I cracked up so hard when I saw it. Very Funny! Then I opened my gifts, I got about 4 gift cards, two books on an ancient subject (It's my secret project so I can't talk about it. Hopefully no one will think to do it before I do!) I got three Anne Rice books. An Atlantis DVD. There was sooooo much food! One thing that made me completely lose it was:

 

me: (they bought me alcohol) I don't drink

granny: I usually don't drink either, but I'm damn sure going to today. Something drove me to it.

 

Boy we all lost it.

I had a really good day. When I woke up I was sure that's I'd need to put on the full armor of God, but everything turned out okay.

 

Jackie, sadly I did not get my puddle jumper or my bag of knees. Ha-Ha.

 

Sapphire, a wise woman once told me: "You can't reason with stupid people" ...we do have to deal with them though. That's why the sims is so great, you can kill people and not go to jail. Ha-Ha.

 

You know what my sister calls me? Rain Man. Ha-Ha. That's my nick name! It's because I always know the answers to her questions and I figure out things easily, and she even asked me about my book!

 

Now the most shocking moment of the day:

my mother asks "Can I hug you?" I'm all "NO! What do you want to hug me for?" ...This is just weird and I'm not prepared for her to touch me. Either I'm gonna die soon or my whole "Balance. The past 25 years have been hell, so the law of balance must make the next 25 years heaven." theory is actually happening.

 

To quote Ice Cube "I can't believe, today was a good day."

Another crazy ass dream:

 

I was asleep (in my dream) and my neighbor was blasting his music so I go outside, and ask him nicely if he could turn the music down and he says no, gets an attitude and turns the music up louder. So I start cursing at him. his wife comes out of the house and I get in to it with her and I end up punching her in the face and she just lays on the ground, ("she got knocked the fuck out" ha-ha) . Then I just stand there and tell her husband that she's been cheating on him and instead of blasting music he needs to be dealing with his wife and he gets all teary eyed...Then I dreamed I was in a casket and I was smiling. I wasn't dead, was just laying in a casket.

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Madea Quotes (not all exact, but close):

 

I Can Do Bad All By Myself -

 

Anthony: We were brought here on boats, in chains and given the white man's religion...

Madea: I don't know what you're talking about. I came here from Cleveland in my Cadillac.

 

Maylee: my sister seems to always come out on top

Madea: you better not be trying to come out on top of nothing. Cora come down here and watch this hussy, you know her.

 

Madea's Family Reunion (The Play not the movie)-

 

Brown: (talking about himself) Mable, you better come get your prize out this cracker jack box

Madea/Mabel: (talking about Brown) That's why I stopped eating cracker jacks, they always have a  small little prize

 

Madea: George Bush may have cheated his way into the White House, but he will defend it at all cost

 

You know what? All of the Madea plays are hilarious, I'd be here all day trying to pick out my favorite quotes.

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I KNOW that I'm different. Why do people feel the need to constantly tell me that? I grew up completely isolated from the world and I didn't get to be a kid for long. I've been an adult for most of my life, so yeah I'm not going to be like most people. Get over it. I did!

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Ha-Ha. Once again I was asked what I want for my birthday. So I just started naming all kinds of crazy shit. Ha-Ha. I said a puddle jumper, a bag of knees (don't ask, I have no idea, that just popped into my head, ha-ha). Anyway, I don't see the point in celebrating my birthday, and I don't want a funeral when I die! I don't even want a casket. Just dig a hole and throw me in. Or feed me to sharks. Ha-Ha.

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"I'd tell you to go to hell, but you're already there" -- The cop in Lord Of War.

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I'll visit you guys in a few days, maybe more. And Sapphire behave yourself. Ha-Ha.

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Well, I'm gonna take my "antisocial" (Yeah, that's what she said. Big shocker there.) self and be out. Bye-Bye.