Surprise, Surprise...I can't sleep. Shocking, I know.
I'm hurting again! And I was feeling so much better. I'm so sick of this crap! I slept for a couple of hours. Big surprise, I'm awake now. The Sandman is a bastard!
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Sims:
The Smiths and Abigale had a little accident. (No, I didn't kill them I accidentally saved another game over them!) So I made The Griffins. I have Peter, Lois, Meg and Stewie (grown up). My explanation (in my head) for Brian's and Chris' absence is this...Brain is serving a 25 year sentence for a hate crime, he got drunk and burned a cross and tapes of Oprah's show on Cleveland's and Loretta's lawn (they were going to drop the charges until the cops told them that the tapes were from the Oprah show)...Chris went to mow the neighbor's lawn and never returned. Only people who watch family guy will know what I'm talking about! Ha-Ha. I think I'm gonna put Riddick, Jack/Kira, Lord Vaako and Dame Vaako in a house...That'd be fun!
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I can't stop cracking up over Mr. & Mrs. Smith!
(Things that made me lose it...)
John Smith:
"I'm a mess and you're a disaster"
"Oh dear God...It was an accident" (said after he falls through a fence and accidentally shoots at her)
"Jane, we need to talk about this" (said as the car flies through air and into the woods)
when he starts kicking the hell out of her
when John gets the neighbor and uses him as a shield as he enters the house
"a web of lies" (when he finds out something else about her, can't remember what it was though)
"were gonna have to redo every conversation we've ever had"
when they steal the neighbor's car and John backs into one of the assassins, gets out of the car grabs the assassin's gun, kicks him, gets back in the car and says "They just get younger and younger" as he rolls over the assassin's body.
when she tells him that she's an orphan and that the people at their wedding were paid actors and John says "I said it, I said I saw your dad on Fantasy Island...I can't believe I had my real parents to the wedding"
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Jane Smith:
"you still alive baby?" after she blows a huge hole through the wall
after John tells her that he's been married before "What's her name and social security number?"
John: "no. You're not going to kill her"
"Good-bye John." (Itemp girl detonates the bomb and Jane looks at her like she's crazy)
Itemp girl: "What? You said good-bye."
when John goes back to his friends house and his friend is walking around with the gun. and the friends mom yells something from upstairs
John's friend: "Mom I almost shot you right then. We are on high alert. You do not even know."
I really like this movie a lot! Jane was more of the "straight man" and John was absolutely hilarious. (You know I'm gonna buy the dvd!)
...Laughing about this movie has made me feel a little better (mentally), very therapeutic! Going to get me Sims on now!
