Planet Nergeedor

Remember a few years ago, some dumb ass public officials tried to start a class for black children, called "Ebonics" because they said black children were not capable of learning correct English and they'd excel in school if they were taught in "slang"...well, I somehow managed to learn without ebonics. I said all that just so I could say... "What in the hell are you people talking about?"  I try to read different blogs but some people are just a mess. I'm not talking about the occasionally misspelled word or incomplete sentence, or slang even, I'll give you an example:

 

we 2were then ups, i hate she, 6teen happie clouds...

 

okay maybe people are writing in some kind of code for them and their friends or something. I can read "online slang," but this stuff is un readable. But hey it's their blog and they can do what ever they want and choose how to write, and I don't HAVE to read it if I don't like it. I'm just saying that I'd like to read more than a hand full of blogs and I would if I knew what the fuck people were talking about! Ha-Ha!

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Someone told me I should become a movie critic (because I've seen so many)! That is becoming what I hate! I don't understand the need for any type of critic. I watch movies because of the description or an actor I like is in it or because it seems interesting. Critics said how "amazing" Sideways was and when I watched it I fell into a comatose state of boredom. I don't understand why people listen to critics! It doesn't make any sense to me. Just because some guy who calls himself a "movie expert" says a movie is great, people go out and see it. And if he says a movie is bad then, people won't go see it. I think this is what annoys me most about humans. If every one doesn't agree that something is good then you either go with the flow and agree also or you decide that you like even if no one else doesn't and get ripped to shreds for liking something that critics called "bad"! I've written about this before and I probably will again because it annoys the hell out me!

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I'm drunk! Well, not from alcohol, but from my new glasses! If you wear glasses you know what I mean. The prescription is stronger! And I haven't had a new pair in about 6 years. They're cute! I'm a little dizzy though. It only takes a couple of days for me to get used to the stronger lenses but it's annoying!

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I've been reading "A Million Little Pieces" and it is Hilarious! The guy (James) kind of reminds me of myself, I mean if you take away the drugs and alcohol and replace them with books, movies, and music ... you pretty much would be talking to me! When he wrote in the coloring book "I don't need this book to know that I'm out of control" I lost it completely because I've done similar shit like that (in school mostly)! Ha-Ha........ Once I had a teacher who called my mother and told her that I write so small that she had to use a magnifying glass to grade my papers, blah, blah, blah. So I started writing with huge letters and would hand her a stack of papers for one assignment, after a month or so I went back to my tiny writing and guess what, she didn't say a word...I don't really have a problem with authority but I do have a problem with people trying to control me. We won't get into that subject today!

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I'm hungry! Why is it that I always have cravings when I have no money to buy what I'm craving? I hate that! I guess I'll go into my coin jar! You know cashiers look at me like I'm crazy when I hand them a bunch of coins! What's the problem? It's money isn't it? ....

 

"It's money, you buy things with it..."  -Raychel, WiseGirls

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WHY IN THE FUCK DO PEOPLE STARE AT ME? This is the most annoying part of my life (at times, 'cause you know there's worse). Everywhere I go people stare, kids, adults, women, men. I WANT TO KNOW, WHY? I have asked two or three people "Why are you looking at me like that?" ...and they just stop staring at me and walk away or they say "no reason." I mean they look at me like I'm a ghost or something. I don't get it! Even people in my family stare at me! What the hell? ...DAMN IT. Look some where else! Ha-Ha!

Well, Mayo was fun! ... Okay, not really. Saw one doc, he called in 8 more docs, they still don't know. That test my doc here wouldn't tell me about was abnormal, so more test and waiting! This is beyond annoying!

 

(They did an entire body examination! So nine people saw me butt ass naked! I don't walk around naked or anything but I truly didn't care. You've seen one ass, you've seen them all. I guess most people would have been embarrassed, having nine people all staring at you, but I guess because I was tired and not feeling well, I just didn't care! Ha-Ha!)

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Have you seen that commercial for Listerine Whitening? Well, the music that's playing sounds exactly like the  Sims 2 theme song!

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Very Bad Omen! I happened to pick Lt. Ford up and his dog tags just fell off! Now, there is no reason for the string to have popped, no one touches the thing, and it hasn't "moved" in a very long time. NOOOOOO! Say it isn't so! I don't think they're going to bring Ford back, they'll probably kill him off. (sniff, sniff) Very bad sign!

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I'm a little disappointed that I'm not going to be finished with my novel in Jan, but it's okay. The longer I work on it, the better it will be and the better the chances of it getting published. I'm stuck right now, not writer's block, just having a hard time getting from where I am to where I want to be, so I'm gonna do the outline for my next one and read something. Seeing words flowing seems to help me relax and just write. I try to read a book with a different style than I write in.

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I took a very long nap today and I'm feeling okay! I'm still tired and every thing but I'm cheerful. I know it's shocking!

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I saw the funniest thing online, I think a guy wrote it...

 

Someone's online profile: "Favorite Gadgets: My Light Saber (even though it's plastic). I wish it was real so I could hurt people" 

 

I cracked up when I read that! Very Funny!

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My Christmas Gifts:

 

One book I asked for

 

Two books out of four from a series that I asked for but it's the last two, so I can't read them until I get the first two

 

A book on cd I didn't ask for and I really don't like recorded books

 

A dvd I didn't ask for and have already seen

 

A fleece coat thingy, very warm and cozy

 

A hat that says "I'm Totally Different" ( couldn't be more true)

 

Lotion and Chapstick, good gifts because I go through them quickly

 

A book to write poetry in, the note said "to help you become a famous writer." I don't want to be famous! But that's what people think!

 

A music box. People think I collect them but I don't. I had one that I loved because It was the only thing that comforted me when I was a kid. I've got so many music boxes now! And most of them are still in the box!

 

A comb. I don't use a comb on my hair.

 

A cd by a group I don't like, listened to it, don't like it

 

A scarf

 

A key chain

 

And the best gift of all food poisoning! Yeah! WooHoo!

 

All in all my Christmas was fine. I didn't have to cut anyone. No one started drama with me. (probably because I stayed in bed all day but still, no drama.)

 

I watched PB and TCOR

 

I can't even talk about Christmas right now!

 

I'm so sick. I tried to sleep but could not. I had a complete physical breakdown followed by an emotional break down. I worked on my book a little, I read a few chapters of a book, watched a movie, ate some comfort foods, nothing helped. I tried to listen to music but I couldn't decide what I should listen to so I just sat there in silence. I just keep telling myself. "You've been through this before, you're strong, relax, relax, calm down." The past week I've been using a heating pad, it doesn't help, it's more of an emotional comfort. I'm a complete mess! I've got that funny feeling I get right before the pain gets bad and it's causing anxiety. I also have anxiety because of one of my docs. I don't get her. The Monday before Christmas she calls, leaves a message telling me to call her so she can talk to me about my test results. I call her back five minutes later. "She's with a patient." She doesn't call back, the next day she still doesn't call. On Wednesday someone from her office calls and says "We faxed your records over to Mayo, they'll be able to go into more detail, make sure you keep your appointment with them." I hang up the phone and scream "Well what in the fuck did she call for!" Okay so this test is called..., (ana?) I can't remember the name it's the test to see if your immune system is attacking your organs by mistake. Now the only time a doc wont talk to you about your test results over the phone is when it's bad right? All my other test results were given over the phone, except for  the HIV ( a different doc did this test and she looks at me for a few moments and then says "Oh you're negative." I'm all for a doc joking around but that's one test that just isn't funny!)  test results 'cause they aren't allowed to give those results over the phone, I don't think. Or either they just wanted me to come in to get the money for my office visit. Ha-Ha!...Don't you hate when you go to a doc and he/she walks in and says "Your test results were all normal. See you in six months." Then you get a bill for eighty bucks! I'm so sick of test! I have been tested for every disease from a to z! I've even been tested for arsenic, I immediately thought about that uncle I have, you know the sociopath! Ha-Ha! I'd never heard of the test this doc ordered! I have no idea what the Mayo people are gonna do. I'm just glad that someone is trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with me. Have you seen that TV show 'mystery diagnosis'? That's what my life is like. Test after test after test, all normal. My doc was funny when she told me about my biopsy results

Doc: Well I've got good news and I've got bad news.

me: (saying "well what is it?" with my eye brows)

doc: well the good news is your results were abnormal, the bad news is we don't know why. But there is something wrong with you (smiling)

 

I've probably got something simple like the Scurvy or something! Ha-Ha. LMAO. (I think that's what it's called, that disease you get from lack of vitamin c. Pirates used to get it back in the day) Ha-Ha. I was chatting with a med. student and told him my symptoms and he told me It sounds like a vitamin d deficiency. If I thought that was true I'd go to the nearest farm and suck all the cows dry. Ha-Ha! But nope, all that crap has been tested, I don't know how I still have any blood in me as much as they take out! ...

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So I saw "Memoirs Of A Geshia"...WOW! It was so amazing. I forgot all about feeling bad! It's a good movie even if you haven't read the book! But the book is so detailed and there is only so much that can be squeezed into a movie. Having read the book gave a sense of "that happened because..." I love Ziyi Zhang. She was so good. The entire cast was good and just like the book I wanted to punch Hashamoto in the face! That's how females do me, all the time! They start drama with me for no reason! I know exactly how Suyuri felt!

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Hell has froze over! Both my mother and my sister listened to me read the part of my book that's finished, and at one point I got tired of reading and they both started screaming "Go on." SEE I told you it was a good story! I'm not being full of myself! Ha-Ha. ('Cause believe me they ain't gonna say that just to be nice!) I'm excited to get it done, so I can start working on my next one which will change genres, the next one is sci-fi, I've already got it mapped out. I guarantee that this one will be a movie and of course I'll be in the lead role! That's why I need to get better quickly! Or at least get back to functioning!

 

My sister was funny! I'm watching TCOR

me: Riddick would get killed around me. I'm in my shower and some dude is down stairs shaving his head

sister: Who are you kidding? You'd say "Hey baby come in the shower and let me help you."

 

I would never do such a thing! (innocently)

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I think this whole blog thing is working for me, because a long time ago I stopped showing people my work and now I don't care. I'm such a private person and my songs are so personal that I didn't want anyone who didn't HAVe to hear them to hear them... The whole blog is ironic...

 

My real life:

I barely speak

I'm intensely private

 

My blog life:

I can't shut up

I'm putting all of my business out in the streets!

 

 

I own 4 Christmas Cds:

 

Mariah Carey - Merry Christmas

Christina Aguilera - My Kind Of Christmas

Kathleen Battle - Angels' Glory

 

and  "Seasons Greetings" a couple of years ago a store (I think it was JC Penny's) gave them away with every 100 dollar purchase or something! Still haven't listened to it! Ha-Ha!

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 Yesterday and they day before were difficult to say the least! I feel like shit on a stick! Ha-Ha. The only thing that comforts me when things are like this is singing! People often look at me like I'm crazy when I sing because my speaking voice is soft and nearly inaudible but my singing voice is completely different! I love the to see the shock on the faces of people who know me and haven't heard me sing before! It amuses me!

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Last night I was thinking that I needed someone right then but no one would help me, so I fell asleep and I guess what I was thinking creeped into my dreams. I dreamed that I had my very own house! It was in a crowded neighborhood...Anyway so I was going around my house locking the windows and doors and a white truck pulled up outside and when I turned around some big guy was standing behind me so I grab a knife and stab him, but he doesn't die, so I run outside and I was screaming "help me, someone help me, he's trying to kill me." And every one in the neighbor hood was looking out their windows and one some people ran out to help, only they didn't help me, they helped the guy who was trying to kill me. After they got him inside, everyone went inside their houses and just left me out their screaming. I woke up terrified and I don't know if I was screaming in my sleep but for about an hour after I woke up, I kept hearing the screams. Very Horrible Screams. I don't even want to think about it!

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I feel a little better today but still not good. Anyway next week I go to Mayo so we'll see! Hopefully they'll patch me up quickly so I can move on with my life!

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I hope no one even has time to read this! Hope you're having fun with your family and friends!

Today was a bad day. I was in so much pain that I had to use my focus wall (long story, just pictures of people who and things that inspire me). I'm better than I was earlier but still not good. Earlier I lost composure and was actually screaming. Only lasted for about 2 hours this time so it wasn't too long. I finally ate some chicken soup. If I move the wrong way I get little twinges of pain but for the most part it's not that bad anymore. The whole focus wall thing truly helps though! I tried watching tv to distract myself but I only ended up getting pissed off! There was this show trying to prove evidence of God and the bible...Hello it's called "faith" not "fact."

 

The last time I checked this was America and in America I am free to believe what I want so if I choose to say Merry Christmas, I will say it and if you've got a problem with that ...

 

This is very funny. The tree they put up looks like it has anorexia, and Jesus, Joseph and one of the wise men are all MIA! Ha-Ha. Someone put some coins where they were supposed to be and you know I had to say something...

 

me: what is this change for? Are they being held hostage? Is this their ransom?

lady: One of the wise men gave gold and I don't have gold so I put coins.

me: You know what really happened don't ya? Joseph ran off with the wise man and they are raising Jesus as their own.

 

People tell me the things I say are against God and offends God... How'd Marilyn Manson say it "If there is a God then he must have a good sense of humor, to put someone like me here." ...I think God cracks up at the things I say! ... If I don't return here again, know that God got angry and hit me with a lightening bolt! Ha-Ha.  People should stop taking everything so seriously!

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I can't sleep. I was going to say why but, I don't want to talk about that right now... so to lighten the mood:

 

Things that make me smile:

 

Music

Books

Movies

Thinking about the crazy things my dog used to do

creating

funny quotes

hell, I don't know...Ha-Ha

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Yeah well, I feel a flip out coming on. My entire life I have felt like I was "outside looking in" but lately I've been feeling like someone closed the curtain so now, I can't even look in any more. I'm just outside, in the cold, alone, without a coat ... okay Ha-Ha, enough with the dramatics! I have to laugh at myself because sometimes that's all I can do! I think I laugh to keep myself ... I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I need to go and watch a movie. I have to get out of my head for a while! (See I told you I was an addict! As soon as I feel like I can't handle things I go and watch a movie! Movies are my Crack! Ha-Ha!) 

You know what's weird? The past three episodes of this one show has had comments that I made on my blog on it! (I know they didn't get that from my blog because it takes like six months to make one episode, that's not what i'm saying...) I guess there are people on the planet who think the way I think. I sure did learn that from reading other people's blogs. There's a planet full of nuts YEAH!

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So as you know I'm not exactly in the Christmas spirit, so here's the Carol I've been walking around singing

 

Shit Bells shit, are you shtting? In the shit, shit is glistening, shitting along, shitting a song, shitting in the shitty shit land. (Aren't I just a ray of sunshine?Ha-Ha)... if you don't know here are the correct lyrics: "Sleigh Bells ring, are you listening, in the land, snow is glistening, walking along singing a song, walking in a winter wonder land" by someone other than me, don't know who though

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It's funny, the media was calling Cameron Diaz "America's Sweetheart," then she hemmed up those paparazzi and now they wont touch her with a ten foot pole! Ha-Ha. Don't worry about girl! If they roll up on you again, make a repeat of history!... Who comes up with this stuff anyway? Now Jennifer (Somebody?) is "America's Sweetheart"...then they have the sexist man alive, which really means "the male actor who made the most money and was gossiped about the most during that year"... I don't read magazines, I don't watch entertainment shows, so how do I hear about all of this stuff? That's right, on the freaking news (that's why I rarely watch it)! People are stupid! Ha-Ha.

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I know that during this time of year the suicide rates go up. What I want to know is, Do the homicide rates go up? 'Cause I'd like to take out a few relatives... You know you were thinking the same thing! Ha-Ha! Why is it that relatives have the ability to make a sane person complete insane in a matter of seconds? ... I wouldn't ever kill anyone though. Death ends suffering, so it's not really revenge if the people don't suffer right? Ha-Ha ... okay, it's all in good fun so don't go and call the cops or anything. I'm just kidding around.

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I've had the same eye doc. since I was 8. And I swear every time I go see him, I just start giggling and you know what I realized today? He reminds me of Cary Grant! He has the same mannerisms, and everything. (If you don't know I absolutely adore Cary Grant, he's my favorite actor and every time he comes on the screen I start giggling, because I have a flash back of all of the faces he makes! I even came up for a name of something that a lot of actors do. You know when they raise one eye brow...well, actors other than Cary Grant did it, but he did it the best so I call it 'The Grant Brow")... You have no clue as to what I'm talking about, do you? Well, join the club, 'cause you ain't the first! I don't know what I'm saying half of the time! Ha-Ha.

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Well hell, I guess it's over now. Nothing left to say!

 

I watched a television show that was about television being bad for you...Ironic!

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A conversation I had when the Pope died

 

girl: the Pope died today

me: that man has been dead for years, they've been pulling a weekend at Bernies

girl: I can't believe you just said that!

me: think about it... they'd wheel him to the window, his head was slumped over to the side, he was completely unresponsive and his arms would slowly move up and down

girl: you've got serious problems

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Does High Definition freak anyone else out? I mean it makes people look very creepy!

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I've got a serious head ache! ...Oh, gotta go. Boondocks is coming on!

Well, I'm in a good mood mentally but I'm not feeling so good physically...the story of my life! I didn't eat much today (only a few crackers and hummus) so that's making me feel even worse. I'm gonna make myself eat something later though.

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I took out an entire house of sims! I made a group meal and they all ate it and one by one the all died of food poisoning so I'm going around looking for the grim reaper bringing them back to life and one sim brought herself back, then the dumb ass went and at another plate of food and died again! It's was hilarious. Damn! So I ended up with five graves.

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I hope they're just teasing! I've seen the previews for Stargate Atlantis and I didn't see Lt. Ford...I am going to be beyond pissed off if they don't bring him back! I usually say that I'll never watch the network again if they don't do this or that but I can't let go of my Sci-fi...love it too much!

 

(I told everyone during the series finale of Dawson's Creek, "if Joey doesn't end up with Pacie, I'm never watching the WB again, I'm gonna boycott them, blah, blah, blah" But they did the right thing! I HATED Dawson! I used to call him 'water bucket head' ! ) And the funny thing is even though the show ended the way I wanted it to, I still haven't watched the WB since, nothing interesting on!

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You know, when Gavin Degraw is wearing a hat he looks like an average kid, but when he doesn't have a hat on he looks like a serial killer to me! I'm serious! Chariot (The Stripped Version) is one of my favorite cd's...I love his music even if he does look like people I see on America's Most Wanted! Okay it's all in good fun!

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I don't think I'm gonna make my book deadline, I haven't been writing on a regular basis, not writers block though, just haven't "felt" like it! Anyway I'd rather it take longer and be something good then to rush my mind and just write any old crap...don't you hate when you read a book and it's crap? It's easy to watch a crappy movie, but nearly impossible to read a crappie book! I'm glad Christmas is almost here, if people went by my list I should be knee deep in books!

 

I don't do much of that whole "family let's sing Christmas Carols and pretend we like each other" crap! I open my gifts and say "thank ya'll for the gifts," "Happy Birthday Jesus" and hide in my room the rest of the day and usually I won't sleep very well the few days after Christmas then I sleep right through new years! We didn't celebrate Christmas or anything when I was a kid, so I'm really not that into it. They call me "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" and I usually respond with "No, I'm the motherfucker who blew it up!"... And if I have to hear my dad say one more freaking year that "I'm gonna make up for all the birthdays and Christmases, I'm gonna flip out, I mean he says it every year on Christmas and my bday... Anyway, I'm not going to get onto that subject right now...

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...gonna go rummage through the kitchen for food. Bye-bye!

OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! Ha-Ha...I don't know why my mind went there, I swear I don't, but I said it before I could stop myself. I think I might have been confused at the moment. Ha-Ha, so this is what happened...

 

We're in the car and I see a sign on the road side that says "A Christmas Story. 'When He Came.' Dec. 12th at _____ Church, blah, blah"

 

me: What the hell? Is that a porno about Jesus? Bunch of perverts.

driver: (almost runs off the road) They're talking about when he was born, nut case

me: oh, oh yeah, that's right, but they should have worded it differently

driver: well, most people wouldn't think that, just you

me: well hell, I didn't write the sign, what was I supposed to think?

 

The lyrics to this song aren't very impressive, I've written better, but the melody to this song is amazing! It's one of my favorite melodies. Hopefully someday you'll get to hear it!

 

SOAR

 

Chorus:

Dare to dream

Dare to soar

Don't let your fears, hold you back anymore

Expect failure, but keep on trying

Be as ferocious as the meanest lion

 

Verse 1:

I know exactly how you feel

Sometimes you wonder if life is real

All you know how to do is survive

You try and try

To salvage any portion of human that remains inside

The fear of “I told you so”

Keeps you bound

Just listen to me, courage can be found

 

 

 Chorus:

Dare to dream

Dare to soar

Don't let your fears, hold you back anymore

Expect failure, but keep on trying

Be as ferocious as the meanest lion

 

Verse 2:

I know you think that

They may be right

That this is all there is

For you in life

Just take a leap of faith, don't let doubts stand in your way

 

Chorus:

Dare to dream

Dare to soar

Don't let your fears, hold you back anymore

Expect failure, but keep on trying

Be as ferocious as the meanest lion

COPYRIGHT AUGUST 2005

(My shit is in fact copyrighted so if I should happen hear it any where, that's your ass!)

I CAN DELETE IT JUST AS QUICK AS YOU CAN SIGN IT! NO ONE HERE IS GOING TO BUY YOUR 'WEIGHT LOSS CRACK' OR 'GAMBLE.'

SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!

 

'3 Iron' -- I watched this movie TWICE today! It was really good. I loved it! ... see that's the kind of man I'm looking for, he cooks, cleans, repairs things, does the laundry and never speaks! Ha-Ha. Just Kidding (or am I?) but this movie was very good.

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I was walking down the hallway towards my room and the door opened. Most people would have freaked out but not me! I just walked in and said 'thank you'...Some one said "It was a ghost, weren't you scared?" and I said "Why should I be scared, they're already dead!

 

And then today I go up stairs and it smells like my great grandmother so I told her "Go back to the other side, I'll see you when I get there." Ha-Ha...(It really did smell like her though! Very weird!)

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Some one's pregnant! I dreamed about fish! (If you don't know it's a superstition that if you dream about fish then someone you know is pregnant. And so far in my life it's been true! Ha-Ha) I didn't just see some fish in my dream, a killer whale (hey if it's got fins it's a fish!) was chasing me and then, get this, I was riding the motherfucker!

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Well, I've got another movie to watch so I'm out!

I received a packet of coupons from Best Buy!  They can't be serious! I don't care how many coupons they give me as long as I live I will never give them a red cent! I told people that I won't accept any gifts brought from Best Buy, I told them to go to Circuit City or something, when they asked why, I told them how I got followed and watched...

 

Speaking of gifts:

(I gave the three people who buy me gifts a list this year, because I have boxes of unopened stuff, never worn clothes and jewelry. And this happened)

 

person 1: I want blah, blah, blah for Christmas

me: You don't tell me what to get you, you'll take what I buy or nothing

person 1: didn't you give me a list of what you want?

me: yeah

person 1; but I can't tell you what I want? Something about this just doesn't sound right. Something is wrong with you!

me: Well, I buy gifts that I know ya'll would like, I don't know who ya'll be buying gifts for, 'cause it sure aint me. Don't you always like the gifts I give you?

person 1: yes

me: well then there you go

person 1: (looks at me like I'm nuts)

 

(I've tried for years to subtly tell 'em that I don't want the clothes, jewelry and other things, but they keep buying it and it's just a waste of money! When I was 19 both of my parents gave me dolls for my birthday (I don't collect them or anything) and I was shocked because I stopped playing with toys when I was nine or ten, later that day my mother asked me if I had played with my doll yet. I guess since they weren't around they still see me as a little kid. I don't know... I just figure that these people have no clue as to who I am or what I'm into so this year I told 'em. Call me wrong, but that's just the way it's going to be right now. Nothing on my list is expensive, I asked for books, dvds and cd's. I'm a simple girl!)

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This show was supposed to show scenes from The DaVinci Code so I'm watching it and a story comes on about stars being too thin. Excuse me but weren't these same people calling Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan,chunky, plump and fat? Now they've lost weight and are "scary thin." I agree that they're too thin, they looked great before but according to the rest of the world they were fat, so they lost weight. Make up your fucking minds! Either you want them 'scary thin' or 'chunky'!...Seriously though it doesn't matter what they look like, someone is going to say something negative! It pisses me off that gorgeous girls have people telling them that they aren't gorgeous because they aren't emaciated and soon as the become emaciated, the same dumb asses who were calling them fat are now saying "You're so beautiful now. How'd you drop the pounds?... Do you have an eating disorder?" ... Tell me I'm not the only person who wants to slap these people!

 

I went to my doc today and had this conversation...

 

doc: What are you doing for Christmas?

me: nothing

doc: Why not? You should get crazy. Every one should get crazy at least once a year, but only at Christmas time.

(So when he says this my imagination goes into over drive and I imagine him, drunk on stage, wearing a Santa hat, singing karaoke! Ha-Ha!... He's a very good doctor and he's always telling me "I'm gonna get you better, you're so young, you need to have fun." I can only imagine what he was doing when he was my age. Ha-Ha... and he gets you in and out 'cause he knows his stuff! )

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I get in line in the store, this woman gets out of the line she was in and stands next to me, not behind me! So the clerk turns around and says "Who was first?" I hand her my stuff and the woman says "Well, I was in line over there first, but if she's in such a hurry..." she stopped talking after I gave her one of my looks. I mean are you kidding me? You get out of the line you were in and think I'm gonna let you go ahead of me because you were waiting longer... She could have said "Can I go ahead of you? I've been waiting in that line for a while." But she didn't! She just cops an attitude because I wont move aside! I let people go ahead of me all the time but it's a way to do things, am I right?

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I can imitate people (vocally) very well. So I was telling someone about an episode of Family Guy where a nude boy walks in front of the child molester and he says "It must be my birthday"...and she starts freaking out, saying "That's so creepy you sound just like him"...I also keep walking around imitating that dude on Boondocks who says "I've got re-vitaligo, I just get blacker and blacker every year.

 

...speaking of Aaron McGruder, I cracked up a couple a years ago when he won an Image Award and said during his speech "I thought you were trying to start something by seating me in the same row with Condelezza Rice." ... very funny! I love the fact that he isn't scared that people wont like him if he speaks his mind, he just says what he wants! (Remind you of anyone? Ha-Ha)

You know, this is a very racist city so I've been called "nigger" before but I was just thinking, no one has been by themselves and got in my face and said it. It's always been somebody speeding by in a car or a someone who's standing in a group of ten people yells it out...So I guess racist are cowards...? And little do they know that if they catch me during PMS I'd fight ten people, I'd probably get killed but still, they'd know just how upset I was. Ha-Ha!

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You know that old school Nintendo game 'Duck Hunt'? I wish we could carry guns around and when someone does or says something stupid we could just shoot, not kill 'em or anything maybe it could be like a tazer or something...that'd be fun!

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I saved this comic from a while ago and I just pulled it out It's "Santa's True Hollywood Story" and it's hilarious, basically Santa ends up on skid row! Hilarious! Great for Christmas Cards! Ha-Ha...

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I love Nancy Grace! She has all these men on her show and then she takes their balls and puts 'em in her purse!...Ha-Ha

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I'm actually feeling okay today! Shocking!

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My Sim died from food poisoning, he ate, then stood up, grabbed his stomach, fell on the floor in  the fetal position and died. I was staring at the screen in shock. I said "what the fuck?"

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Well, I'm hungry, gonna go get my grub on. Bye-Bye!

 

Do you think that some of our fellow bloggers have MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)? I sure do! Lawd Help Us. I mean something has to be disconnect in your brain for you to switch personalities as you comment on different blogs...or it could be PMS (Psychotic Menstrual Syndrome) I sure as hell suffer from that. Ha-Ha!...I have disagreed with more than one blogger but I make my little comment and move on and don't read their blogs anymore, some people keep going back to the same blog. It's like they want an argument! ...Just wanted to say "If you can't take the heat, get your ass out of the kitchen." and "Comments generate replies, if you can't take it, stay on your own blog!"...Now I'm gonna shut up because it's none of my business and I'm really good at minding my own business, but you'd think people would realize that they make themselves targets and targets were invented to be shot at!...

Well, I just got around to watching Resident Evil: Apocalypse and the best line in the movie was...

 

LJ (Mike Epps): Motherfucker please, my shit is custom! (this was said when LJ met up with some S.T.A.R.S and one tried to hand LJ a shot gun, LJ opens his jacket and shows two guns)

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Okay. This shouldn't be funny because people have died, but I'm sorry! I can't help it! This is hilarious. LMAO...There are some renegade deer that are killing people. I guess they got tired of getting hit by cars and shot by hunters. They're out for revenge! Ha-Ha! It's sad that those people died but the fact that 'Bambi' is taking people out is hilarious...so wrong to laugh, but I can't help it!

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You know those people who audition for American Idol that can't sing, they have no real friends, and no one loves them...because no one has told them the truth! I mean some of the bad singers sound like they are just nervous but the ones that have no skill what so ever...so sad. We live in a world of liars because they all say "All of my friends and family said I can sing"...Damn shame!

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Anyway...Im 'bout ta go!