Planet Nergeedor

My Sense of humor is a little whaked so there are movies that aren't supposed to be funny, that are absolutly hilarious to me...such as:

 

Sling Blade

Doing Time On Maple Drive

Duel In The Sun

GirlFight

WiseGirls

Forrest Gump

Paparazzi

The Color Purple

(I could very will be here all day, but you get the picture)

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If you see a chick on the news being arrested for going into her neighbors house and bashing up their stereo with a baseball bat, there's a good chance it's going to me. Becuase if they don't turn that shit off I am going to flip the fuck out and that is never a pretty picture!

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I've been screaming at a book all day...This one bitch...ooh wee I want to punch her in the face. I think I heard that my girl Zhang Ziyi is going to play the title role in the up coming film. Ziyi is the shit! (I'm talking about 'Memoirs Of A Geisha'  by the way.)

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I'm changing the design of my blog, so things might change, every five minutes for the next few days. Let's just blame it on the aliens...

 

Area 52.    

Well, it's official. I'm a complete mess. I got up at 11am, watched TV for a little while, then I ate a lot of my comfort foods...at the same time! (I'm paying for that shit now though, it feels like cement is inside of my stomach.) This is what I ate; ramen noodles, a bagel with pb&j on it, chicken drowned in hot sauce, chocolate, canned pears...at one time! Then I went to sleep and it's now 1am and I just took a shower. I woke up at about 5pm and listened to music, but then I went back to sleep...

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Assumptions:

 

People assume that my whole butterfly superstition comes from being a Mariah Carey fan (I have no clue as to why that lady likes butterflies), which is so far from the truth it's unbelievable. I'm not going to go into detail here but when I was around four I'd always look outside the window (when things got bad) and I'd see a crepe mertlle tree covered in butterflies and I'd say to myself, I'm gonna be okay, blah, blah, blah. Then over the years whenever things got bad I'd always find a butterfly in a weird place. (jewelry, or figurines I have about six little Fairies that have butterfly wings instead of fairy wings)...So you see I have been attracted to butterflies since I was four, it has nothing to do with MC...but people just make things up in their sad little heads.

 

People assume that my favorite color is pink because my room is pinkish...I hate pink, I don't even wear pink clothes. My room is pink because someone specially ordered this color, then changed their minds and I got it cheap. I don't even have a favorite color!

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I'm just in a shitty mood today...I should change the name of my blog to Bitch, Moan and Complain because that's all I seem to do lately. I need to pull myself together.

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I thought antibiotics were supposed to speed along the wellness process. I feel just as bad, though I can breathe and I'm not coughing. Today I was hot and cold, I thought that maybe I had a fever but my temp was actually low. Well, I don't care I'll let my body fight this shit on its own because there is no way I'm taking that antibiotic again. I'm still having horrible flash backs of the taste that was left in my mouth.

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Why in the hell was it on the freaking news that dude who played 'sulu' on Star Trek is gay? That's news? With all the shit going on in the world they actually had a space for that to fit...Ha-Ha! They must have been desperate!

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I'm gonna go read this book that is getting oh so good and put some lotion on because I'm looking like 'Ashy Larry' right now! Ha-Ha! I'm not kidding though...

 

I was so depressed that it took me an hour to get enough strength to get out of bed and take a shower! I was okay when I got up this morning. But after being out today and seeing couples every where and groups of friends, I just couldn't handle it. By the time I got home it was all I could to get into bed. That's what I usually try to do. Sleep it off, but then I have terrible insomnia, so I was glad that I didn't sleep well last night because I basically passed out for six hours. I feel a little better after a shower. Holidays are always hard for me so this time of year I usually have more than one flip out! Ha-ha! About five years ago during this time of year I was completely out of my mind. I was doing some crazy shit that was completely out of character for me. I mean I was so far gone, I'm surprised I came back from that shit. I wasn't doing anything like drugs or anything illegal or anything, I was just doing odd things. I don't want to get into that right now... I've completely engrossed myself in books, in the past week I've read four books and I started another at 4am.

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I'm doing my Christmas shopping next week.(I can't deal with the crowds) There are three people that I buy gifts for. Everyone else can kiss my ass. I'm a firm believer in "doing un to others, as they do un to me" Ha-Ha. There's a certain person who will never get another gift from me, again. This mofo has the nerve to call here and say "Instead of giving me the gift, just give me the money."(with an attitude!) I'm like "first of all who said I was buying you anything, second of all you don't tell me what to give you, third of all I don't give money for gifts so I guess you wont be getting anything." But thats how most people I know feel, the feel entitled to things. Even though this person has never, ever bought me anything I was still trying to be decent, but fuck that shit. I'll spend my money else where.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was okay, slightly disappointing, but I was completely amused! There were some things that had me cracking up!:

 

When the black cop said "we tried it your way, now we go old school"

 

When Xavier cut the number off of his neck and put it in his pocket. (this dude was distractingly attractive! I saw him in something else but I can't remember what.)

 

When they found the cops son in the safe.

 

When 'jigsaw' asked for water.

 

(I can't rememer it all right now, but there is more)

 

The ending could have been better. I hated the ending, but it was amusing in a lot of spots. I'll probably rent it when the dvd comes out, because there were a lot of parts that I got a kick out of.

 

I had the craziest dream last night...I was in my living room, on the floor with my head on Vin Diesel's lap, we did that whole upside down, spider man kiss thing. Then I was asleep and the entire house lit up, and I screamed "it's the FBI" and Hal Sparks who had been sleeping next to me sat up and told me he put some boats in my name. Next I was in a different house and it was storming outside and Hal Sparks was trying to abduct me. Someone started to roll things down the stairs, like a vase, and a barrel. It was John Cusack he didn't want to throw something and hit me instead of Hal so  moved out of the way with my daughter (who was blonde and white) and then I was outside in the rain trying to get into a car...I dreamed about Hal Sparks and Vin Diesel because I watched 'I love the 80's' and then 'Pitch Black' before I went to sleep. I have no idea why John Cusack popped up in there.

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I forgot to eat dinner last night! I was trying to go to sleep and my stomach started hurting and then I remembered that I hadn't eaten all day. Now I've forgotten to eat before, but that was when my schedule was hectic. But I did nothing all day yesterday! I had nothing to do. I'm losing my mind! What kind of nut case forgets to eat.

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People think I've got it all together

From the show

And my sweet, sweet smile

But do they know if I've been happy ever

Pull up a chair 'cause this could take a while...

-J. Velasquez

 

People really think that I have this great life. Girls have told me that they're jealous of me and I hear constantly "you're lucky because..." If people really knew what my life is like no one would be jealous of me and they'd thank God that they aren't me. No one knows the hell I've been through...I have completely blocked out 99% of my life. I know about my life but at certain points my memories go blank. I guess the mind does what it has to, to allow the body to survive. I walk around all the time saying that I am a highlander, but no one knows why. Basically I should be dead. No human should have survived most of the things I've been through, but I just wont die...Every single time in my life that I've tried to have close friends, I've had the "We'll never be real friends if you wont open up to me" conversation. I sit down and tell them about my life, then they tell me "wow you're so strong", then they have a complete emotional break down (I end up comforting them) and they stop returning phone calls and eventually never speak to me again. That has happened to me countless numbers of time. So now I just keep everything to myself. It wouldn't hurt as much if people stopped talking to me because they didn't like my personality or I did something to them, but having people constantly turn their backs on me because of things that I've been through, is so hard and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

 

I read this book and was completely disappointed...It pisses me off that books that are supposedly tailor made for "African American Women" are such pieces of trash. I'm sorry but the shit that is in rap videos is a small percentage of "African American Behavior." I'm not into the cars, clothes, platinum, diamonds, hood rat, thug bullshit. I read the entire book and it was funny in two areas but the rest was crap. I've decided not to put my photo on my novel cover. Because if women who like this book see a black face and think that mine will be similar they will surely be disappointed. I'm not going to say what the title of the book is because she's (the author) doing her thing and obviously she has an audience since this is her third "#1 best seller." My novel is like my life, some of every race is up in that shit...Okay wait that sounds like some of every race has been up in me. Ha-Ha! That came out wrong! I meant that I don't think about people's race, I hang around who ever is acting like they've got some sense. I feel so misunderstood. Since I'm not into the ghetto fabulous life style then people automatically think I'm afro-centric, which just isn't the case either. I'm just me and I really don't fit in anywhere, not that I really care but I'm sick of shit that's supposed to be tailor made for me coming out like stereotypical trash. Now don't get me wrong, I have read dozens of books written by black women that were amazing, but it's just these kinds of books that ignorant ass people of other races read and believe that is how ALL black people are, then they come up to me acting stupid...Most poor black people are working two jobs just so they can afford to live in run down crappy apartments, trying to give their kids a decent life, but you don't ever see those (who are the majority). All you see is the welfare mothers who don't even attempt to work or take care of their kids. You know the ones who ship little Marcus off to grandma's so she can go out to the clubs...Everyone I know whose been on welfare was putting in ten applications a week, but no one would hire them...But shh it's a secret. you're only supposed to know about the trifling black people.....Yeah okay, I feel better after venting.

I often make my own lyrics for songs, especially if they are on heavy rotation and are getting on my nerves. (I loved "Fallin" by A. Keys but they played so much I can't stand it now!)

 

B. Spears --

Correct Lyrics: I'm not a girl, not yet a woman, all I need is time, for a moment that is mine, I'm in between

 

My Lyrics: I'm not a man, not yet a woman, all I need is time, for a surgery that is mine, I'm in between

 

My lyrics: I'm not a squirrel, not yet a chipmunk, all I need is time, for an acorn that is mine, I'm in between

 

J. Lopez--

Correct Lyrics: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still Jenny from the block, used to have a little, now I have a lot, no matter where I go, I know where I came from

 

My Lyrics: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still selling it on the block, used to charge a little, now I charge a lot, no matter where I go, I know what to charge them

 

Prince--

Correct Lyrics-- Little red corvette, baby you much to fast, you need to find a love that's gonna last

 

My Lyrics-- Little blue chevett, baby you're guzzling gas, you need to find a car that's gonna last

 

Mariah Carey--

Correct Lyrics-- ...shake it off, 'cause the loving ain't the same, and you keep on playing games 

 

My Lyrics...bake it off, 'cause your chicken aint the same, and you keep on burning games

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I never do anything for my birthday, so next year I want to do something special. I have no idea as to what that would be. Maybe I'll get all dressed up and go out to dinner or something. Maybe I'll take a mini vacation. I've never actually been on vacation, I mean I've been places but I'm not counting family events (that always end in disaster)! or performances, that is kind of like work, fun work, but still... Maybe I'll fly somewhere for a day, those one day tickets are cheap aren't they? I don't know, I've never been on a plane. I hope the person I sit next to doesn't mind me digging my fingernails into their flesh, I'm just a little terrified of heights! Well, I have months to plan this so we'll see.

I'm "no party affiliation" so during election time I constantly get junk mail from both the reps and dems but the reps just wont let up. They want my votes bad, somehow these motherfuckers even got my email address! I got a petition from them because they don't wont the words "under God" removed from the pledge, that "our fore fathers built this country on faith, blah, blah, blah." Hello. The original pledge didn't contain the words "under God" it was added later. Where do these people get their info? And then I get these letters from The African American something or another, telling me which candidates black people should vote for! Hello. I don't vote because I think my vote makes a different, I vote because a lot of people died so I could have the right, I vote out of respect. I vote at a black precinct so I assume my vote gets "lost" during every election...

It's hard to choose a lot of times so I just listen to both Dumb and Dumber  then I vote for Dumb...

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False Advertisement:

Have you seen  these commercials for weight loss products?

    I love the one for the sauna belt. They show someone who weighs 250 pounds then they show the after photo of someone weighing 115 pounds! Yeah right! Do people actually believe this crap! Guess so 'cause they make millions, billions even.

    Then there's this one where they show this lady who is all ripped up, I'm mean she obviously constantly works out. If you could get that from a pill bottle then we wouldn't have this obesity problem, right?

    And I love how they write in small print or say very quickly "Use with any sensible diet and exercise program." Hello. If people were going to diet and exercise they wouldn't need to buy the crap! They could lose weight on their own...I don't understand how it can be legal for them to make all these FALSE claims...Now there are products that work, if you're willing to have horrible side effects. People are sick and don't know why. It's the freaking diet pills! The side effects of the diet pills are worse than the medical problems that too much weight causes!

 

 

I hate the term African American! I go into a book store and the sections are fiction, non fiction, history, etc. And then African American? Why can't those books be in the section that matches the content of the book instead of "written by black authors."You never see sections in books stores like Italian American, Greek American, etc.  I don't even refer to myself as African America, the more I think about it. I don't know if my ancestors came from Africa (and I'll never know). For all I know my ancestors could have come from India, I could be Indian!

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I just woke up from a creepy ass dream... I had a baby and when I looked at it, it was half squirrel! It looked scary as hell!

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I get horrible headaches, I don't sleep well and I am sick of this neighbor hood. I was trying to read today and someone was playing their music so loud that my bed shook! ...and when I don't have to deal with the many neighbors who blast music, I have to deal with church revivals. Hello. If I wanted to hear your music and listen to what you have to say I'd attend. This is the only reason i need a lot of money, I want to buy about 60 acres and have a little tiny house, smack dab in the middle of it so I wont have any neighbors...Sometimes I'll open my window and not blast, but loudly play my "white people's music", yep that's what the call it, then I name black people who are in every genre, but I'm not going to do that any more, now I just let people walk around in their ignorance.

You know how I feel about sequels, but I  want to see SAW 2... I got a huge kick out of part 1

 

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Okay, there's this movie called 'Chat Room'...When you start to watch it you think "this is going to be stupid," and it is stupid but it's hilarious at the same time... I giggled through out the entire movie, but near the end the three main characters get arrested and their interrogation scenes are so funny that I have seen the entire movie twice, but I've seen the interrogation scenes at least 25 times...Here's word for word the funniest interrogation:

 

Max: Man I didn't do nothing

Cop: Nobody said you did anything...Oh, you have a guilty conscious huh...Feeling guilty about what you done did.

Max: I ain't done shit!

Cop: Hey! Take some of that bass out of your voice boy.

Max (speaking softly now): I haven't done anything and I don't have a guilty conscious.

Cop: Why are you so quick to tell me that you don't have a guilty conscious, if in fact you don't feel guilty about what you done did?

Max: Huh?

Cop: Trying to play dumb and act confused. You think that's gonna get you off for what you done did?

Max: I haven't done anything.

Cop: Ah Ha!

Max: What?

Cop: You know you fucked up right? You-fucked-up.

Max: What you talking 'bout?

Cop: You keep telling me that you haven't done anything. I never said you did anything. Who said you did anything?

Max: Ya'll handcuffed me, arrested me, fingerprinted me, took my mug shot, put me in a cell, and now you got me in an interrogation room... asking me a whole bunch of questions. Ones to assume, ya'll think I done did something.

Cop (silent for a moment, then leans forward): You a smart ass ain't ya?

Max (looking confused): No.

Cop: You know you fucked up right?...

 

This is the funniest shit and the fact that Max really hadn't done anything makes it hilarious! Their facial expressions are the funniest things I've ever seen...cracks me up!

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Guess what? According to Christians I am a heathen! Ha-Ha. Because I'll pretty much talk to anyone who isn't an ass hole, even Atheist and Wicans, I am supposedly associating with the evildoers! Ha-Ha! can you believe this shit? Well, umm okay then, I guess I'll be a heathen.

I'm also a heathen because I believe 99% of the bible is metaphorical and that hell isn't a physical place, it's a mental place, now, not after death.

How can you believe in Jesus and know that he rolled with the so called "sinners" and behave this way?... And then they turn around and celebrate Halloween, they have no idea what they're celebrating! (And I was watching this children's program about three or four years ago and the host said that Easter is the day when everyone puts on new clothes and goes to church. Has a big dinner with their families and hunts for eggs, and that's it. No mention of J. I'm not kidding! My mouth hit the floor, I mean who did their research for them? Did they bother to check a fact? And do Christians know that The Easter Egg Hunt thing is a Pagan Ritual? Probably not because of how they're always screaming about pagans and everything. And do they know the history on Christmas trees? Nope...) Am I the only person on the freaking planet who investigates before I jump on the band wagon?

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...Speaking of Halloween

 

I've never had a Halloween costume, I think I'm scary enough on my own! Ha-ha. Have you ever seen a ghost? I did once! When I was a kid, I was standing in the kitchen and I saw this black shadowy looking thing go from the bed room into the hallway then the bath room. It kind of floated but it was shaped like a person and when it was in the hall it stopped, turned it's head (or what should be the head) in my direction as if to say "What in the fuck are you staring at," then after a few seconds it went into the bathroom, I didn't "go" until I was about to explode! 

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Asinine Q&A

These are questions that I have been asked and my responses to them.

 

Q: Why do black people do, buy, look, watch, eat this or that?

A: For the same reason that shit comes out of your ass hole.

 

Q: What does a period feel like?

A: Imagine that you've been shot and blood is gushing out like a water fall and that a gremlin is eaten it's was through your stomach and Edward Scissors Hands is giving you a back massage and Freddy Kruger is massaging your nipples. Then imaging having to come to work and deal with dumb-asses

 

IM Q&A

 

Q: A/S/L?

A: 98/both/hell

 

Q: What do you look like?

A: Shit.

A: Hell.

A: A complete mess.

 

 

Q: What are you doing right now?

A: Keeping the bodies I buried in my basement company

A: Reading the instructions on this damn anti-itch cream

 

Q: What kind of men do you like?

A: Apparently assholes.

A: Psychopaths

 

Q: do you date white men?

A: No. I date men.

 

Q: Do I know you from some where?

A: You sure do, and I'm telling Mom. Is this what she sent you to college for? (This freaks a lot of dudes out!)

 

A: OMG! Daddy? Is that you? (I say this to the 60 year olds)

 

Q: Do you date married men?

A: Hell no, and if I knew your wife I'd tell her.

 

Q: Do you want to cyber?

A: Yes...Cheese on nice and crispy crackers, space suits filled with pudding, Oh Yes! Flesh eating ducks live among us...MMM. Yeah baby. eyeglasses stuck in the drain, Stinky blue socks, sandboxes are time portals. OH YES!...

Q: What the fuck?

A: That's how I gets my freak on baby

 

Q: Where do you want to meet at?

A: Umm, how about the hottest corner in hell?

 

Q: Do you have a pic?

A: No, cameras reject my image

 

A: Yeah but I can't show you, I've got warrents

 

 

...Probably not, but a girl can dream can't she?

 

I've been trying to pull myself together so I can get, OPERATION: Get The Fuck Out Of This Hell Hole, up and running. I've been writing everyday and reading and trying not to be depressed...So what if I am depressed and sick and tired and lonely and and and? I'm still going to get going because I refuse to be stuck living like this for the rest of my life...

 

The loneliness is almost unbearable, No one to talk to, no one to do things with, no one to argue with, no one to laugh with, no one to cry with. All I have is my sweet self which is a lot, but hows it go "no man is an island"...I think loneliness is a disease that, if not treated, ends in death. Don't get me wrong, I'm not suicidal I just think that love is what keeps people going through the worst times and without love it's very difficult to see the point in trying. Self love is not what I mean. I mean ...I don't know what I mean, who the hell am I to try and talk about love, I should maybe stick to subjects that have experience with. 

 

Where in the hell does DR. Phil find these people. This chick said she didn't want to met umm I think Ashley Olson, not sure though, anyway she said and I quote "I don't want to meet her, I want to be her. Has anyone seen the movie "Single White Female?" That's the first thing I thought of. Remember I said that Vin Diesel needed to get a stun gun for his crazed fans? Well, the Olson chick needs a priest, holy water, silver bullets, a flame thrower, a book of magic spells...I'd be freaked out if someone said that about me! There's levels of "Fans," you have fan, hard-core fan, ultimate fan, over zealous fan, going a little to far fan, crossing the line fan and then lunatic fan, I think we know where she falls... And I thought I had problems!

The past few days have been almost unbearable. I don't know why things suddenly get bad. Nothing new happened but things that I normally brush off or push to the side have crept up into my daily thoughts and I'm having trouble dealing with it. I'm really struggling. So of course I've been watching movies, listening to music, and reading books.

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How old do you think I am? People think I'm either 12 years old or 50 years old! And they are completely wrong. It cracks me up when I get carded at the movie theater! A lot of people have told me I look old too. Maybe my face morphs. Ha-Ha... Maybe people tell me I look old just to be ass holes. I feel like I'm 100 years old! I've been through so much already. I'm nervous to see what's going to happen next. I've been through the big stuff already so I'll probably fall in to a black hole, meet up with Jimmy Hoffa on a cannibalistic planet, and get eaten. You know dark meat has the most flavor...

 

Speaking of cannibals... The Green Butchers was hilarious! When that guy said he didn't like the chicken because it taste like Gretchen I lost it. I was so glad someone in the film asked him why he ate his wife and not the other passengers...For some reason I think I've seen a movie exactly like that before...I couldn't do it. I can barely eat animals without throwing up. How on earth could people eat other people. I'll tell you tomorrow why I stopped eating sea food and I can hardly stomach any kind of food lately, it's a loooong story!

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I am losing my fucking mind. I keep smelling a combination of fried

chicken and cigarettes. And no one in my house smokes!

 

I woke up terrified of the lamp. It looked big and that freaked me out.

 

I dreamed I was wearing a t-shirt that said, never mind what it said, but it was weird. (something related to fire and I ain't going there!) The water hose was on fire and I was using the very same water hose to put the fire out...Then I needed paper and I asked Eminem for some and he told me to look in his back pack. I unzipped one pocket and it was full of cheeze its ,then I asked him if he was still mad at me and he rolled his eyes and said yes. My crush was there too but he didn't say anything...(obviously Eminem and the cheeze its come from watching TV before going to bed)

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The Runner. I can't wait for season 2 to come out on DVD! (Hopefully soon!)... I LOVE this episode. I had forgotten that Ford pushed McKay into a tree! I loved Ford's whole vibe. He reminded me of myself. Ha-Ha! He was all calm one minute and the next he just snapped. When McKay shot him, the look on McKays face and then him screaming like a little girl... Oh man I can't get enough of this episode. Sadly I forgot to tape it, again!

Hallelujah!

 

I wrote today! I guess the block is over. I only wrote a couple of pages but that is better than the 2 sentences a day I've been writing and I have ideas in my head still, but I'm hungry now and I'm in the mood for a movie.

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Sometimes I feel like I'm two totally different people:

 

person 1:

quiet

shy

slightly insecure

wants to be around people

wants to get married and have kids

forgiving

trusting

walks away from situations and let things go

has never been in love but wants to experience it before death

 

and

person 2:

quiet

not shy at all

overly secure

want's to be alone

doesn't even want to date or baby sit, let alone get married and have kids

very unforgiving

very untrusting

refuses to back down and wants revenge

has never been in love and wants it to stay that way

 

Person 2 wins a lot...Words that I live by are: "Trust no one, suspect everyone."  I have even been known to say that "When Jesus comes back I am going to need to see two forms of ID and have references from all of the apostles." And the sad fact is, I'm not even kidding.

PETA- A Terrorist Organization

 

There is no difference between the activities that PETA engages in and the activities that terrorist engage in. It's "do what I want you to do, believe what I want you to believe or I will do anything in my power to destroy your life." I don't know who these people think they are, to go on television and tell Elle McPhearson that if she doesn't give them a letter in writing saying she denounces fur that they will do to her the same thing that they did to Jennifer Lopez, sounds exactly like a terrorist threat...they sound like Lord Marshall "convert or fall forever." If you want people to listen to your ideas you don't use scare tactics! You talk to them, give them facts and if they don't believe what you want them to after that say "Oh well we lost one" and move on. These people are allowed to harass, physically and emotionally harm those who don't believe what they believe and they receive very little punishment if any. Had I been Jennifer Lopez or one of the many other celebrities that they have attacked, I would have put on a fur coat, stood outside of their headquarters and roasted an entire cow over a fire. Then I would hire a plane and drop animal parts over their buildings. Now would that be wrong of me? Yep! Would that make me just as bad as them? Yep! Would that make the problem worse? Yep! Would I do it anyway? Abso- fucking- lutly. You can't always let things go...Sometimes you have to act the fool! Backing down from terrorist only encourages them to continue their behavior. I don't even wear fur, and I am completely against PETA! Haven't they ever heard the saying "You catch more bees with honey, than with vinegar"?  

 

What the acronym PETA truly stands for:

People For The Easy Target Agenda

People For The Excused Terrorist Activities

Punishment For Those who Eat Animals

Prey-on Famous (people) To Emphasize (our) Agenda

People Fighting To End Alternative (opinions)

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OLD BOY...This movie was amazing! I guarantee that if you watch this movie, you will say one of three things:motherfucker! Ain't this 'bout a bitch! or Oh hell no!....I've watched about five movies from Tartan Asian Extreme and I've loved them all, they're right up my alley!

Things I've heard that describe me...

 

"I spent all my time alone in my room. I have no friends. I didn't drink. I didn't smoke. I didn't like people and people didn't like me." -The Great Flamarian (movie)

 

"It's amazing,how you make your face just like a wall. How you take your heart and turn it off...It's unnerving, how one move puts me by myself." -Matchbox Twenty

...They're saying, "Mama never loved her much"
And, "Daddy never keeps in touch

That's why she shies away from human affection."

She can't remember a time when she felt needed
If love was red then she was color blind
All her friends they've been tried for treason
And crimes that were never defined
She's saying, "Love is like a barren place,
And reaching out for human faith
Is like a journey I just don't have a map for.. - Savage Garden

 

 

...How can I be the only one
Without a smile on my face

Well now, you're laughing out loud
At just the thought of being alive
And I was wondering
Could I just be you tonight
You show your pain like it really hurts
And I can't even start to feel mine...-Matchbox 20

 

...Ever wonder why I never truly connected

Although my eyes are open

I can hold your gaze but I am never connected, never connected

...People say I am the kindest

It is easier to give than receive love, give than receive love.. -Darren Hayes

 

I've seen so many faces

These hands have lied before...

I've whispered bullshit nothings

I've cried alone at night...

I let a stranger love me

I gave away my pride

I bit my lip so I could block my mind...-Darren Hayes

...But we all know there's always something tearing you apart...

Always so much longer than you counted on

It's hits you so much harder than you thought...

You're so heavy, you're so misunderstood - Matchbox Twenty

 

That is an accurate description of me or how I feel. If someone hurts me I lose all feeling for them. And I just don't want to be around them anymore. Even if I'm no longer angry, I just can't stand to even acknowledge their presence. And I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't know why I don't talk to them anymore, because to them what they did was not a big deal, but it was very difficult for me...

Friends---I've never had any. I've had a lot of people tell me that I'm their  friend only to find out that they want something in return. I've had people in my life who have never asked me for anything but if they were real friends, Where are they now? If they truly cared about me, they would have kept in touch with me when they moved away. Certain people who claimed that I was "very important" to them have kept in touch with other people but not me. It's hard for me to even talk to chicks because they always try and start drama with me. At my old job the chicks would constantly talk about how the guys flirted with me and they'd get attitudes with me. They didn't realize that they guys flirted with me because I wasn't throwing myself at them and I always had a "smart ass" comment. Our job was boring, they didn't really want me.They wanted to be entertained! And even if they did want me, how is that my fault? It's easy for me to become friends with guys because I usually have more in common with them but they all just freak out and stop talking to me. I mean it's happened countless numbers of time. I can say maybe it's because they had romantic feelings for me and they didn't like to hear me talk about men that I was interested in but that doesn't make sense. I'm 100% sure that they weren't interested in me that way. It's like they didn't want me but they didn't want me to have anyone else either. Some were just trying to get sex and when I said no they moved on I guess. I've spent countless hours trying to figure out why I can't keep friends and the only thing I can think of is that I don't need friends, so I have no reason to put up with being treated poorly. Most people I know have friends who use them, lie to them, sleep with their boyfriends, steal from them and they just let the people treat them that way. I have been through ENOUGH drama in my life and I'm just not going to deal with anything else. People have told me that I'm "unforgiving" and that is just not true! If I no longer want to punch you in the forehead then in my book that means I'm over it and the person is forgiven. I don't think forgiveness means I still have to converse with the person.... I don't know...I'm just depressed and lonely today.

My Top Five List (Please Excuse The Misspellings)

 

Actors (Male):                           Actors (Female):

5- Vin Diesel                             5- Julia Roberts

4- Larenze Tate                        4- Kimberly Elise

3- Jack Lemmon                       3- Katharine Hepburn

2- Tom Hanks                           2- Olivia Dehavaland

1- Cary Grant                           1- Nicole Kidman

 

Songwriters:                             Singers (Vocal):

5- Gavin Degraw                       5- Patty LaBelle

4- Mary McCreary                     4- Aretha Franklin

3- Daniel Hayes                        3- Mary McCreary

2- Mariah Carey                        2- Kathleen Battle

1- Rob Thomas                         1- Mariah Carey

 

Songs:

5- Lovers by Kathleen Battle

4- Soul and Hand me Down by Matchbox Twenty

3- Soothe Me by Mary McCreary

2- Make It Happen  by Mariah Carey

1- To The Moon And Back by Savage Garden

 

Movies:                                    TV Shows:

5- Willow                                  5- Daria

4- The Color Purple                 4- Roseanne

3- The Heiress                         3- Stargate SG 1

2- Duel In The Sun                   2- Family Guy

1- Pitch Black                           1- Stargate Atlantis

 

Movies I watch when I'm depressed:

5- Shaun Of The Dead             10- License To Drive

4- The Odd Couple                    9- Meet The Parents

3- Irma La Douce                       8- Dr. Strangelove

2- The Princess Bride                7- North By Northwest

1- Pitch Black                             6- Sling Blade

 

Directors:

5- Ron Howard

4- David Twohy

3- M. Night Shamalan

2- Steven Spielberg

1- Alfred Hitchcock (damn, no women, sorry ladies!)

 

Books:                                         Authors:

5- The Best A Man Can Get       5- Iris Johanson

4- The Stephanie Plum Series    4- What's Her Name. Sorry!

3- Light For My Path                   3- Janet Evanovich

2- Goosebumbs (as a child.)      2- Edgar Allen Poe

1- The Joy Luck Club                 1- Amy Tan

 

Kids I'd "forget" to pick up from school (movies they are in):

5- The Sixth Sense

4- Phone

3- The Childrens Hour

2- Village Of The Damned, Children Of The Damned

1- The Bad Seed

 

 

 

Yes again! More Quotes from the TCOR series. I'm beyond obsessed!

TCOR- Pitch Black

 

you don't know what's out there

Paris - I know what's in here

 

Johns- You're missing the party come on boy

Riddick- You're missing the party come on

 

Riddick - I don't truly know what's gonna happen when the lights go out Caroline, but I do know that once the dying starts this little psycho fuck family of ours is gonna rip it's self apart

 

Johns - Maybe to take what you got, work your nerves or maybe he'll just come back and skull fuck you in your sleep

Shazza- sounds like a charmer

 

TCOR-Dark Fury:

Riddick - Lady your taste sucks

 

Imam - I cannot see

Riddick - You don't want to

 

I need to see it for my self, up close

Riddick - I get out of there alive, you'll see it again ... this close

 

Riddick - very uncivilized thing you just did there, jack.

 

TCOR-The Chronicles Of Riddick:

 

Dame Vaako- Perhaps the breeder would do it if someone just asked

 

Riddick- I might of gone a different way

True of us all

 

Aireon - The odds are good. That you'll reach the underverse...soon.

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You people are nuts! I read your blogs and crack up! Ya'll are absolutely hilarious! I've been to the point of tears several times. Nutballs!

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Thank God for the person who invented stretch jeans! I hated jeans before because they would fit perfect in the leg and booty area and the waist would be so big that it wouldn't stay up or the waist would be perfect and the leg and booty area would be so tight that I could barely walk and sitting was out of the question. I'd have to 'lounge' in the back seat of the car! Then the stretch denim thing hit and zip-zap, I can wear jeans.

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YES! The "Runner" Episode of Stargate Atlantis will be on next week! It's Most def. my favorite episode this season...Gotta Love It!