Planet Nergeedor

Aug 27, 2005 at 09:53 o\clock

PB Lines and One Dumb Atheist

Mood: Missing Rainbow (Bring him back!)
Listening to: crickets

 
My Favorite lines from Pitch Black. (YES. I'm talking about it again.)
 
Riddick: I've been meaning to catch up with you, alone, unrestrained.
 
Riddick: Come on Johns, you got the big gauge.
Johns:  I'd rather piss glass. Why don't you go fucking check?
 
Caroline: ... so maybe we have enough light.
 Johns: Enough for fucking what?
 
Riddick: So where the hell's your God now?
(later in the film when Riddick comes back to save them)
Imam: There is my God Mr. Riddick.
 
Johns: Battlefield doctors decide who lives or dies, they call it triage.
Riddick: Kept calling it murder when I did it.
Johns:  Well, either way, I figure it's something you can grab hold to.
 
I rarely watch the commentary on dvds, but PB is so funny that I've watched the commentary about 3 times.
Commentary Quotes:
 
Vin Diesel: Best shot in the movie. Thank God I was in it.
Cole Hauser: Boy, he's special isn't he?
 
Cole Hauser: I was somewhere in the Great Barrier Reef when this was being shot.
(I think maybe you have to watch the commentary for it to be funny. Cole Hauser's voice makes everything funny because no matter what he's talking about, he sounds like the next thing he's going to say is motherfucker. I try and catch all of Vin Diesel's interviews because he is hysterical!)  
 
Different Topic:
Some fool said he is an atheist and that he is a member of the church of satan. Hmmm? You don't believe in God but you worship the devil? That doesn't make sense. Atheist don't believe in God, therefore they cannot believe in satan. the church of satan has to believe in God. Without God there is no devil. Who threw him out of Heaven if there is no God? Come on we all know the story folks, and it's not difficult to understand. If there is no God then that would mean that satan is just some random psycho.
(And I know a few random psycho's, got their addresses if you want 'em! Ha-Ha) [I have to  write ha-ha because no one gets my sense of humor.]