Planet Nergeedor

Mood: Bored
Listening to: The sound of the men working on the chain gang

WHAT I HEARD--Now we own Mr. Bently, getting our turn at that. CORRECT LYRICS-- Now we up in the big leagues, getting our turn at bat  (I thought they were saying that they were getting their turn at slavery. I was a little kid okay!)

WHAT I HEARD--Hall green eyes, one look at you and I... CORRECT LYRICS--Hungry eyes, one look at you and I... (I thought it as a color green. Like, blue green,sea green)

WHAT I HEARD-- Go far away and leave me to myself. CORRECT LYRICS-- Don't fall away. And leave me to myself.

WHAT I HEARD-- Morning massages, new borns in your closet. CORRECT LYRICS--Morning massages, no bones in your closet. (I could not figure out what she was talking about. Why would a new born be in your closet?)

WHAT I HEARD--...rhymes be quite bo- d -licious.  CORRECT LYRICS-- ...rhymes be quite booty- licious

WHAT I HEARD-- I got my glove on, took the pig out... CORRECT LYRICS-- I got my grub on, didn't pig out (I thought he was talking about putting on gloves to go ride a motorcycle)

WHAT I HEARD--Baby, How you wounded me. CORRECT LYRICS--Baby, How you hold the key.

WHAT I HEARD--Send me up a signal and I'll catch the light. CORRECT LYRICS--Send me up a signal and I'll cast a line.

WHAT I HEARD--My universe was sounding. CORRECT LYRICS--My inner voice resounding

WHAT I HEARD-- som-n-say-um-sompt-ta-sompt. CORRECT LYRICS-- Sitting on the side of a mountain top

LMAO! I am cracking up. I'm a nut ball. I can't believe that I really thought that people were saying these things.I hope you laugh as much as I did!

 

Mood: loopy
Listening to: Luis Fonsi

"Everyone has experimented with drugs in their past."     ___ NO THEY HAVEN'T. I know not every person has used drugs because I haven't.

"I gave my son up for adoption so he could have a better life."___No you didn't. You gave your kid up because you did not want a financial and/or an emotional burden at that point in your life. And of course the people who want your kid are going to say things like "It's the most loving thing you could do. It's the most giving thing you could do." They want your kid! They'd probably agree to give you a lung if you needed it.

"Everyone has a little criminal in their past." ( This statement comes from a girl that used to come to work and tell us about her past drug usage. When she made this statement every one turned around and said "No they don't" I can also tell you about her sex life, see drugs destroy brain cells. No one in their right mind goes to work and talks about this stuff!)

"The condom broke." Well this could happen if you used an old one. But too many people are saying it. If that many break, what's the point in using them? I'd run from the men who say they are "too big" to fit. I'd file charges. Ha-Ha! Speaking of filing charges I can not believe that some chick called the cops and is suing Christian Slater for grabbing her butt! If I called the cops and suied every man that touched me inappropriately, I wouldn't have time to do anything else. This is what I do: Man grabs me, I go up side his head and continue with the rest of my day. It's to the point now where even I don't believe most of the women who say they were raped, because the first thing they do is call a lawyer to see how much money they can get. Get a job! I think women who lie about that should have to serve what ever time the accused man would have got! (Boy, if stupid were a crime...)