Planet Nergeedor

Aug 31, 2005 at 12:23 o\clock

Rumors

by: Nergeedor

Mood: bored
Listening to: Gavin Degraw

The reason that I don't beleive anytihng that I hear about anyone unless they say it true is because of the rumors that people spread about me. They started talking shit about me while I was in the womb!     Crazy Rumors I've heard about myself:

I have five kids -- I haven't been pregnant once but some how I managed to have five kids. Wow. I'm a bad motherfucker to pull that shit off!

I had sex with so and so -- I've never even dated anyone in this town, let alone had sex with them. I believe men spread these rumors. If aman said I had sex with him,ask him if he's from here. If he is, then you know he is a liar.  I just look at people like they are stupid when they say "I heard you and so and so, did this and that."

I'm gay -- I hear this rumor a lot. Usually after a group of people are standing around talking about their sex lives and I wont tell them about mine so they assume this. Well excuse me for having class and for keeping my personal business personal

I went to jail for killing some people -- When I heard this I laughed so hard. I have no idea who made this one up but they have a great imagination.

I used to get upset about rumors but now I don't worry about it. Why should I care what people think about me? I just stare at people when they come at me with this crap. They try and upset me and when I don't get upset it pisses them off. Tomorrow I'll try and remember to tell you about people who like to start trouble.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aug 30, 2005 at 10:34 o\clock

The Reason I Started This Blog

by: Nergeedor

Mood: unhappy
Listening to: Fly Like A Bird- MC

I started this blog to try and get rid of my biggest defense mechanism, which is "You don't know anything about me." I had to go into survival mode as a child and even though I don't need to be this way anymore I just wont let anyone know anything about me, as soon as I start to open up to someone I panic. If I never open up, no one can hurt me, they can hurt my feelings but they can't truly hurt me. And if I never open up no one can ever love me either. Once I send something out into cyber space, that's it. I can never get it back. I can delete what I write but by then a million people could have copied it. So there will be no need for me to hide myself anymore. Anyone on the planet can read this. People have always used my insecurities against me. If they knew I felt lonely, they'd tell me I'd always be alone. My insecurities have changed over the years. Things that I was told as a kid seem to be untrue; I know I'm not ugly. I know I'm not stupid, (my IQ is through the roof and people call me stupid)?, I know I'm not a bad person. Now my insecurities are more about other people. I'm not sure if people really care about me or if they are just being nice. I'm not sure how to decide who I should trust. I can tell when a man is sincerely interested in me and not just getting sex and it freaks me out. I think "something must be wrong with him." When someone asks me questions about my life I feel like they are just trying to get information so they can go gossip about it. My feeling is "no one wanted to know me when I was a kid, why are they interested now?"  Suddenly my family members are telling me they love me and are wanting to be close to me but I told them it's too late for that. You can't wait until a person is an adult to try and have a close and loving relationship with them. They tell me they love me and I feel nothing. Those words are meaningless to me. I've told them that just because they've found Jesus and they want a different type of relationship with me doesn't mean that I want or need it. When I was a child I needed someone to tell me that they loved me, to tell me that I was okay, to hug me. And I never got it. I had no positive affection and it has made me into this person that is completely able to live without any one. I actually function better when I am alone and that freaks people out. I don't call people to tell them about my problems, I deal with everything alone and most people can't understand that. They think that I have no feelings because I don't show them. The only emotions I know how to show are anger and humor. I don't know if this is helping me or not, but I guess I'll stick with it for a little while longer.

Aug 29, 2005 at 11:24 o\clock

Lt. Ford/Sense of Humor/ Definition of Nergeedor

by: Nergeedor

Listening to: Wheezer BH is stuck in my head!

Lt Ford: Just when things are getting interesting they write him out. I'm sure he'll be back though. McKay cracks me up! When he shot Ford and started running, screaming for help and shooting in the air, I laughed so hard my stomach was hurting! Moving right along

Every TV show I like gets banned or protested or canceled.                 

Family Guy (We got 'em back! Whoo Hoo. I missed my little Stewie!), The Oblongs, Drawn Together, Dawson's Creek, Ellen, Reno 911. There are more but I have a special entry in mind for those.

The definition of Nergeedor:

dork\n: see nerd

geek\n: a person often of an intellectual bent who is disapproved of

nerd\n: an unstylish or socially inept person; esp : one slavishly devoted to intellectual pursuits

nergeedor\n: an intelligent, independent person who is disapproved of by the norms ( see norms ); also: often obsessed with at least one series of science fiction books, role playing games and/or movies; also: very successful later in life, usually becomes the employer to the norms

norms ("normal" people)\n: people who travel in groups and are unable to think for themselves; also: people who follow trends and will do anything to fit in with the group; also: very successful in high school, they usually become miserable people who day dream about their "glory" days and are often employees of the nergeedors they tormented in high school

Aug 28, 2005 at 10:23 o\clock

The evil monkey...

by: Nergeedor

Mood: silly
Listening to: the whispers

My sister won a monkey out of one of those claw machines and gave it to me. I was playing around, holding it like it was a baby and I said what should I name you, blah, blah, blah. I named him LT. Ford  and made him two dog tags, one said Stargate Atlantis the other said Lt. Ford. One of my dvds disappeared so I sat LT. Ford on one of my dvd towers and said "you are on duty, if anyone tries to steal a dvd, attack."....Since then this thing moves! I sit him straight forward and when I wake up and he's turned to the side. No one could have came into my room. It does it all the time! Either something strange is going on, or one of my other personalities is taking over while I sleep and is just messing with me. Ha-Ha...
I know people who have different personalities, I call them chameleons, their personality automatically adapts to the people they are around, you probably call them posers. People don't like me because I wont pretend to be like them, or to be interested in the things they are interested in, if I'm not. 

Aug 28, 2005 at 09:23 o\clock

Self Righteous Christians

by: Nergeedor

Mood: bracing myself
Listening to: nothing

If this angers you then it must apply to you.
I am a Christian.
I curse.(like a sailor)
I don't love my neighbors.(I don't even like them mildly.)
I don't forgive easily.( I say that I've forgave this or that person, but I am still angry so obviously I have not forgave them)
I lie. (every day when someone asks me how I'm doing and I say okay. That is an out right lie. I AM NOT okay!))
I lust after my crush.(in all sorts of unholy ways)
 
These are the reasons that I don't go around waving my bible in peoples faces and tell them they are going to hell. You sit there and tell people that this and that is against the bible but you don't ever quote the scriptures that pertain to you.
 
Bush has said that as long as he is in office the troops will be in Iraqi. Instead of wasting time protesting the war, why don't you spend that time and energy writing to and sending care packages to the troops.
 
You protest and burn Harry Potter books because you say it teaches children to be witches. Well, then I guess you don't allow your children to read any fairy tells or the bible. The bible will teach them to kill, commit adultry,etc. Children are not stupid.
 
You go around telling gay people that they are going to burn in hell and that they are sinners. I have read in the bible that "man shall not lie down with man." I have also read that you should not gossip, judge, steal, lie, stir up trouble, commit adultery, pretend to be a prophet. But you don't remember those parts. Jesus said sinners who believe in me shall not perish. Not straight sinners who believe. The apostles were not people who were going around saying how righteous they are, they were sinners. When you are God then and only then can  you tell other people they are going to hell.
 
You try and rank sins. "Oh I only lied, you stole, you're worse than me." A sin, is a sin, is a sin.
 
You protest video games because they teach children violence. Yet all of the Christian cartoons and video games that I have seen were violent. I guess it's okay to teach your kids that because they are "righteous" it's okay to kill.
 
You protest the DaVinci Code. Dan Brown thanks you for the publicity. If someone reads the DaVinci Code and change their religious beliefs, then they didn't believe in the first place.
 
You are supposed to try and bring people in not scare them off. Telling things that aren't in the bible turns them away. You stand up there and preach then you tell your congregation to turn to a scripture that has nothing to do with what you're preaching about.
 
The bible says to repent. It says no where that you have to go to someone else to repent or stand in front of a church to repent. In my bible it says don't put your faith on display, go into your closet when you pray.
 
You pretend that you can heal. Why not heal people who have HIV/AIDS? Seeing a miracle like that would bring millions of people to the faith. But you wont do that, because you can't.
 
I am a sinner. And unless you think that that part of the bible is wrong, you are a sinner. We all sin every single day. Yet you walk around like you are better than people who don't go to church. You only go to church to put on a show of faith, not to worship God. You know what you did last night and God knows. You can pretend all you want but you will have to answer for your actions on Judgment Day just like everyone else. You're very quick to jump and shout and talk about how you try and be like Jesus, but you forget that Jesus DID NOT turn people away.
 
The world does not hate Christians because of our beliefs. The hate people who call themselves Christians because of their behavior. Just because you have been baptized doesn't mean that you are automatically going to heaven. In my experience Christians are the most selfish,unaccepting group of people I have ever came in contact with (And it's not just one church, every church I have went to this was the norm and not the exception). GOD LOVES EVERYONE. HE WELCOMES EVERYONE.
 
Luke 18:9-14...He spoke this parable to some who trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and despised others:.."for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."
 
Now I must go repent because I have been lusting after my crush all day.

Aug 27, 2005 at 09:53 o\clock

PB Lines and One Dumb Atheist

by: Nergeedor

Mood: Missing Rainbow (Bring him back!)
Listening to: crickets

 
My Favorite lines from Pitch Black. (YES. I'm talking about it again.)
 
Riddick: I've been meaning to catch up with you, alone, unrestrained.
 
Riddick: Come on Johns, you got the big gauge.
Johns:  I'd rather piss glass. Why don't you go fucking check?
 
Caroline: ... so maybe we have enough light.
 Johns: Enough for fucking what?
 
Riddick: So where the hell's your God now?
(later in the film when Riddick comes back to save them)
Imam: There is my God Mr. Riddick.
 
Johns: Battlefield doctors decide who lives or dies, they call it triage.
Riddick: Kept calling it murder when I did it.
Johns:  Well, either way, I figure it's something you can grab hold to.
 
I rarely watch the commentary on dvds, but PB is so funny that I've watched the commentary about 3 times.
Commentary Quotes:
 
Vin Diesel: Best shot in the movie. Thank God I was in it.
Cole Hauser: Boy, he's special isn't he?
 
Cole Hauser: I was somewhere in the Great Barrier Reef when this was being shot.
(I think maybe you have to watch the commentary for it to be funny. Cole Hauser's voice makes everything funny because no matter what he's talking about, he sounds like the next thing he's going to say is motherfucker. I try and catch all of Vin Diesel's interviews because he is hysterical!)  
 
Different Topic:
Some fool said he is an atheist and that he is a member of the church of satan. Hmmm? You don't believe in God but you worship the devil? That doesn't make sense. Atheist don't believe in God, therefore they cannot believe in satan. the church of satan has to believe in God. Without God there is no devil. Who threw him out of Heaven if there is no God? Come on we all know the story folks, and it's not difficult to understand. If there is no God then that would mean that satan is just some random psycho.
(And I know a few random psycho's, got their addresses if you want 'em! Ha-Ha) [I have to  write ha-ha because no one gets my sense of humor.]
 
 

Aug 26, 2005 at 09:10 o\clock

I was censored and random crap

by: Nergeedor

Mood: Paranoid
Listening to: Mariah Carey

 
You can curse?????!!!!!!!!????????
I've been reading your blogs, Some of you are very funny!
 I tried to have an AOL blog, but every other word was censored. I mean words like death and murder and evil (I was trying to write about Pitch Black). I would try things like muthafukas, s@#t , etc. and I repeatedly was not allowed to make entries. Oh, hell yes! It's on now. Shit, Hot Damn, Ain't this 'bout a bitch. Whew...That felt good!
 
Wow! I write a lot. Which is weird because I barely speak. My communication skills usually consist of meaningless grunts and blank stares. A conversation with me:
random person: Hi. How are you?
me: grunt, mumble
random person: What? (looking confused)
me:umfinemumblegruntmumble
random person: Well, nice talking to you. I have to go now.
me: blank stare
 
Every one who knows me says that I'm very funny. I don't think I am. I just think that I'm not polite, I say exactly what's on my mind and I don't sugar coat things. I'm easily annoyed and I don't have Pre menstrual syndrome like most women, I have Psychotic menstrual syndrome. I've hemmed a few people up during that time, but it was their fault. I swear!  I don't have time for the bullshit. I will comfort people (most people call me mama,'cause I'm like a mother when it comes to that) but if people do the same shit repeatedly I'm not going to keep on having sympathy for them. Some examples would be:
 
girl crying: he cheated on me again
3 girls: sorry to hear that, you'll make it through, you'll find someone who wont cheat, you're a great girl
me (screaming): HOW CAN A MARRIED MAN CHEAT ON YOU?
3 girls: (giggle,smile,giggle)
girl crying: he doesn't love his wife, he's just with her for the kids, he told me he doesn't love her anymore.
me: And he's telling her the same shit about you
3 girls: yep, umm hmm, I didn't want to say anything but he probably is girl you should dump him.
 
dude: I'm broke as hell, they got me up on child support, they take my whole check
me: oh, how many kids do you have
dude: eight, I love my kids but their mama's are gold digging bitches
me: you knew they were gold digging bitches before you had sex with them and still picked them to be the mother's of your kids
dude: true, true.
girl: (to me) you are so funny, you tell it like it is
me: blank stare
 
different topic, but still funny
Girl goes around to everyone in the room every single day, gossiping talking about everyone including Jesus. She'd come up to me and start talking. I couldn't go anywhere (we were at work) so I'd tune her out. I'd look at her and see her lips moving but all I heard was my thoughts "I wonder if I turned the stove off. I almost forgot Dawson's Creek comes on tomorrow. I wonder what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. My toenails are getting long, I should clip them."....One day I just couldn't take it anymore and she said:
 
gossip queen: come here I have something to tell you
me: is it about work?
gossip queen: no
me: is it about me?
gossip queen: no, come here
me: well unless you're going to tell me that Jesus is back I don't want to hear it!
gossip queen: I was just going to tell you that _________ is pregnant, umm hmm girl, she sure is
dude who was eavesdropping: (laugh, giggle) and she still told it,after you told her you didn't want to hear that bullshit!(laugh)
me: eye roll, head-shake, sigh. (she just couldn't keep it to herself. I'm sure she would have exploded on the spot if she hadn't told me. It's like she gets high off of gossiping!)
 
 
 

Aug 25, 2005 at 08:56 o\clock

Men

by: Nergeedor

Mood: Frustrated (in every sense of the word)
Listening to: Mary McCreary

I can't find one! Well I can find them I just don't want the ones I find. Men have lost their ever loving minds. (and it's women faults!) Men are used to women who will move them into their houses, pay their bills, baby sit their kids while the man goes out to clubs with his "friends". Men are used to women who call them 75 times a day, follow them to see if they are going to where they said they'd be. Men have asked me for money and that has been my last conversation with a lot of them. I'm NOT going to pay a man for his time. I want a man that would get three jobs before he would ask any woman (including his mother, sister) for money. I don't ask men for money so it throws me off when they ask me. Conversations I've had with men:

man: dang! I don't know where I'm going to get the money for my car payment

me: I don't know either

man:didn't you get paid yesterday

me: yeah

man: (after a long silence, I assume he was waiting for me to offer him money). You're so mean. Most girls...

me: well I ain't most girls                                                                       ------------------------------------   

 man: I'm better than ___________ (my celebrity crush, who shall remain nameless)

me: What makes you better than him?

man: You can actually get me

me: But I don't want you                                                                        ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

man: my friends said that you're not a man until you've been with a black girl. (then he paused for a minute, I guess waiting for me to respond) I've never been with a black girl. (he paused again)

me: and you never will (keep in mind that this was a guy who just walked up to me, I didn't know him. I think he was waiting for me to say "Oh, really? Well let me be your first." WHAT KIND OF MAN DOES THAT?                                                                                                    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

man: Hello Miss, you're very pretty. Can I get your number?

me: no

man: Why not?

me: (silent, shrug)

man: F you. You  b. I don't want you any way. I was just trying to be nice. You must be a dike. (screaming)

me: If I had to choose between a woman and you, I'd be the biggest dike you've ever seen!                                                                           ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

man: ...But you have to be secure to be with me. The ladies be all over a brother

me: But I don't want you

man: you will. all the ladies be after me

me: drunken sluts don't count as ladies. How many sober girls be all over you?

man: b                                                                                                   

me: (I looked around first) Where exactly is your mother?

man: I don't allow nobody to talk about my mother. dumb a$$  broad        

me: (series of curse words)                                                                    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

man: I'd be willing to f you. (I didn't know him and he says this!)

me: what makes you think I'd be willing to f you?

man: Because you're fat and can't get anybody else.

me: I'm fat and can't get any body else? (I couldn't believe he said that, that's why I repeated it!)

man: Yeah. So when did you want to do this? I can pick you up tonight.

me: (silent. I was in shock.)

man: How about 8. Where to you live?

me: In reality. Obviously you haven't been there in awhile. You must be out of your mf mind. Do they know you're off your meds? (a series of curse words and neck rolling and finger pointing)

man: What's wrong with you? I was just trying to be nice because I know you can't get any. God, you think you'd be greatful.

me: (silent, mouth open in disbelief)

man: your loss                  (he must have been on some hardcore drugs! I mean something new like, Her-Cra-Co-Meth)

I changed some things around to protect the stupid. God forbid any of them read this and know that I remember their dumb a$$e$!  They have what I call "small town syndrome." They know that the man pool is small and that women around here would rather have a stupid man than no man. Except for me. I'll be single until a man can talk to me like he has common sense. That thing people say about attracting people who are just like you is a LIE! I am not stupid,  but  stupid  men  always approach me. I can deal with men who have mental disorders, such as bipolar disorder or multiple personality disorder. But I can't deal with stupidity. A lot and I do mean a lot of women around here have low self esteems so they let men talk to them with disrespect, they let men cheat on them.The focus of everyone around here is the opposite sex (or same, what ever.[there's not much to do around here]) For me, I feel that a man doesn't make my life, he's an addition to my life and if he's bringing drama he won't be in my life long. Men around here  are used to women who feel they are nothing without a man. Men say that I'm "different", and they say it like it's a bad thing! ...to be continued...

Aug 24, 2005 at 10:46 o\clock

Big Brother 6--I'm addicted!

by: Nergeedor

Mood: Hot (heat hot,not sexy hot)
Listening to: some kind of animal outside my window

I'm sure that everyone in America, no, in the world heard me screaming when Kaysar gave (Yes! Jennifer, he GAVE it to you.) Jennifer HOH. I think that the week out of the game allowed him to let his defenses down. Kaysar the next time your in a comp. like that and a girl starts crying, LET the b cry! Jennifer is out of her mind if she thinks she is going to be a movie star AFTER back stabbing and voting out America's Choice. Hello. Maybe she can go to another country and become a "star" because it ain't gonna happen over here. James has been the best player of the game! He is still playing them! I don't believe for one-second that this is his real personality. I don't think we've seen his real personality. As soon as Sarah leaves Mr. Repentant moves in! I don't want him to win but I must admit he deserves to! Janelle should win or get second place. She's played a good game. Beau has also played a good game aside from the alcohol induced fights he has let Ivette and the others do all of the arguing and dirty work. He just sits back and watches. April should get used to being called Busto, because that is what everyone is going to call her when the game is over. Maggie was the leader now she has lost power to Ivette and Beau so she just follows their lead. She's trying to lay low. Funny how they aren't screaming about going back on deals since they went back on theirs. Ashlea, who? Michael was the victim of a high school blackball. One girl says blah,blah,blah about someone and the rest follow so they'll fit in. I didn't see him do anything inappropriate.  Howie is more perverted than him. Howie should just come out of the closet and stop pretending. Any man that talks about women and sex that much is either insecure or gay. Howie screwed up the S6. He should have gotten the other team out and then worried about James and Sara. Things have went downhill from there. Howie is very funny, so is James. I hope they both stay a little while longer. But Howie does not deserve to win. He is cocky but he is right. He's the star of the show. (now that Kayser is gone). Eric. I am so glad he is gone. He was so self righteous. He probably still doesn't see that he went back on his "The Men' deal first when he nominated Michael. That is when Kaysar went after him. Even if Eric hadn't nominated Michael, eventually he would have had to go back on his word. How could he be at the end with four men if his partner was a woman? He doesn't see that though. He only see what was done to him. Kayser left the house twice like a man. Eric went kicking and screaming like a little baby. They didn't want to hug you anyway, Eric!
I wish they would show all the house guest watching all the episodes when they go home. I'd love to see Ivette's reaction when she sees that April and Jennifer were behind the plan to evict her. And when she sees how Eric really played the game. I love this game! 

Aug 23, 2005 at 08:29 o\clock

Song Lyrics I Got WRONG

by: Nergeedor

Mood: Bored
Listening to: The sound of the men working on the chain gang

WHAT I HEARD--Now we own Mr. Bently, getting our turn at that. CORRECT LYRICS-- Now we up in the big leagues, getting our turn at bat  (I thought they were saying that they were getting their turn at slavery. I was a little kid okay!)

WHAT I HEARD--Hall green eyes, one look at you and I... CORRECT LYRICS--Hungry eyes, one look at you and I... (I thought it as a color green. Like, blue green,sea green)

WHAT I HEARD-- Go far away and leave me to myself. CORRECT LYRICS-- Don't fall away. And leave me to myself.

WHAT I HEARD-- Morning massages, new borns in your closet. CORRECT LYRICS--Morning massages, no bones in your closet. (I could not figure out what she was talking about. Why would a new born be in your closet?)

WHAT I HEARD--...rhymes be quite bo- d -licious.  CORRECT LYRICS-- ...rhymes be quite booty- licious

WHAT I HEARD-- I got my glove on, took the pig out... CORRECT LYRICS-- I got my grub on, didn't pig out (I thought he was talking about putting on gloves to go ride a motorcycle)

WHAT I HEARD--Baby, How you wounded me. CORRECT LYRICS--Baby, How you hold the key.

WHAT I HEARD--Send me up a signal and I'll catch the light. CORRECT LYRICS--Send me up a signal and I'll cast a line.

WHAT I HEARD--My universe was sounding. CORRECT LYRICS--My inner voice resounding

WHAT I HEARD-- som-n-say-um-sompt-ta-sompt. CORRECT LYRICS-- Sitting on the side of a mountain top

LMAO! I am cracking up. I'm a nut ball. I can't believe that I really thought that people were saying these things.I hope you laugh as much as I did!

 

Aug 23, 2005 at 07:15 o\clock

Things People Say To Make Themselves Feel Less Guilt.

by: Nergeedor

Mood: loopy
Listening to: Luis Fonsi

"Everyone has experimented with drugs in their past."     ___ NO THEY HAVEN'T. I know not every person has used drugs because I haven't.

"I gave my son up for adoption so he could have a better life."___No you didn't. You gave your kid up because you did not want a financial and/or an emotional burden at that point in your life. And of course the people who want your kid are going to say things like "It's the most loving thing you could do. It's the most giving thing you could do." They want your kid! They'd probably agree to give you a lung if you needed it.

"Everyone has a little criminal in their past." ( This statement comes from a girl that used to come to work and tell us about her past drug usage. When she made this statement every one turned around and said "No they don't" I can also tell you about her sex life, see drugs destroy brain cells. No one in their right mind goes to work and talks about this stuff!)

"The condom broke." Well this could happen if you used an old one. But too many people are saying it. If that many break, what's the point in using them? I'd run from the men who say they are "too big" to fit. I'd file charges. Ha-Ha! Speaking of filing charges I can not believe that some chick called the cops and is suing Christian Slater for grabbing her butt! If I called the cops and suied every man that touched me inappropriately, I wouldn't have time to do anything else. This is what I do: Man grabs me, I go up side his head and continue with the rest of my day. It's to the point now where even I don't believe most of the women who say they were raped, because the first thing they do is call a lawyer to see how much money they can get. Get a job! I think women who lie about that should have to serve what ever time the accused man would have got! (Boy, if stupid were a crime...)

Aug 22, 2005 at 12:24 o\clock

Movies I thought I'd hate.

by: Nergeedor

Mood: Hungry, Sleepy, Grumpy
Listening to: Someone walking around up stairs

I thought I would hate the following movies but I watched them and like them a lot or I love them.

The Pacifier- I thought "Oh, lord. Vin Diesel has lost his mind." But then I heard Carol Kane was in it and I said "well, at least I know Carol Kane will be good." (Because she is always good, even when she has one line!) I watched it and loved it. And of course Carol Kane was in the best scene in the movie.

A Perfect Murder- I rarely like remakes so when a movie is a remake I wont go out of my way to watch it. A Perfect Murder came on tv one day and It was very good almost as good as DMFM. It's one of the only remakes that I like.

Zoolander- I saw the previews and said "Who the f is going to watch that stupid s. I watched one day when it came on tv and thought it was amusing, not funny, but amusing.

You've Got Mail- I heard the title and thought  the movie would be stupid. I didn't know it was a remake until I watched it. It is in fact the best remake ever made. (Aside from Gaslight and Imatation of Life.) I love the fact that they had elements of TSATC but it was updated for our time. It's really good.

Rush Hour 2- I don't care for sequals either. So I thought RH2 would be bad and not as funny as RH 1. It was in fact funnier than part 1 and the story was better.

The Chronicles of Riddick- I loved Pitch Black so much that I thought that there was no way that a continuation of the story could ever work. But much to my surprise it did and I love it almost as much as I love PB. Now I am anticpating the rest of films. (This is a perfect example of why you should watch movies for yourself and not listen to critics. If I was a person who listened to what critics had to say I would have never watched what is now one of my favorite movies.)

13 Ghost- A rare remake in the fact that it is better than the original. It took the original idea and just ran with it. Made an entirely different movie. Well done!

Gone in 60 Seconds- It's an okay remake. Giovanni Ribisi does a great job as usual. The story was okay and the chase scenes were okay. A fun movie to watch. But it nor any other car movie that has come out, is or will be better than the original. The Original is the best car movie of all time and there is no amount of money that's gonna change that. The Original was made for crumbs!                                  

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the past couple of years 95% of every horror film that has come out has been a remake. And the ones that I watched were stupid. I've never been afraid of horror movies but at least the old ones are entertaining. The Grudge was the worst! I'm supposed to be scared of a kid running around with white and black make up on, sounding like Flipper? I was pissed off for wasting my $3.00 to rent the crap. I will never, ever watch The House Of Wax! Certain Films should not ever be touched ie; Gone With The Wind, The Godfather, Dr. Strangelove and The House Of Wax. I know Vincent Price is rolling over in his grave! (I heard that the VP version was a remake,  but I haven't seen the original if there is one. And if there is one VP did a great job and it should have been left at that.) In  the mind of movie studios, Classic Movie + Remake = Money, Money, Money. God forbid someone has an original Idea.

I heard some critic say that Pitch Black was a cheap imitation of Alien. I love Alien, (well I love Aliens) and They are two different movies that are both set in space. I have watched both of these movies a million times and they are completeley different. I would say PB was a copy if it was and you know I would!  I personally think the Idea for PB came from an episode of The Twlight Zone. I would love to ask The --------- Brothers. {can't remember their name}

Aug 20, 2005 at 06:51 o\clock

Mariah Carey

by: Nergeedor

Mood: irrational
Listening to: nothing

MC is my favorite singer. I am a huge fan.

Critics said that Glitter was a bad cd and it had an old sound. People who know that I am a big fan have come up to me and said " Glitter's really bad." and when I ask "what songs they didn't like and why?" they said "Oh I have not listened to it, but everyone says that it's bad."  These are people that I call chart chasers. They will only listen to the chart toppers. 'Glitter does sound old. I mean if a movie is based in the 80's it sould not sound like music from the 80's, it should have up to date music.' Okay. That was my sarcastic statement of the day. Critics said that Charmbracelet was a bad cd. So she didn't get air play. Since The Emancipation Of Mimi was okayed by critics and it's okay to like her again all of these shows have told her life story, they all say that Charmbracelet was a flop. If selling 3 million copies is a flop, I would love to have a floppy career. Bottom line is listen to music for yourself and decide if you like it or not. Don't depend on the opinions of others.

I listen to all types of music. But I really like great vocals and great lyrics. (sometimes I'll let one slide to get the other) .

My fav. artist: Mariah Carey, Rob Thomas/Matchbox20, Mary McCreary, Gavin Degraw, Darren Hayes/SavageGarden, Jaci Velasquez, Mary J. Blige, Lyfe Jennings, Taylor Dayne, Fuel, Toni Braxton, Aerosmith, BonJovi, Christina A., Etta James, Maxwell, Joss Stone, Leela James, ect., ect., ect..

Aug 19, 2005 at 10:50 o\clock

Beauty

by: Nergeedor

Mood: Zippy
Listening to: The voices in my head.

I've come to the conclusion that today's beauty definition is based on weight or the lack there of. So if you are emaciated you are beautiful. All of these women are running around throwing up, not eating and taking diet pills to look like Holocaust victims. I know girls who are naturally size zero. They eat regular meals, hamburgers, french fries. They don't exercise. And you can't see their ribs through their skin. They look healthy. I see these gossip "so called entertainment" shows and they will say how beautiful this or that person is and I just stare at the television trying to figure out if I'm watching one of those prank shows or are they being serious.

 If people watch your movies, buy your music, and watch your tv shows when you weigh 140lbs, they will keep watching.You don't have to weigh 98lbs to be successful.

P.S. You look better with the wrinkles. You used to be beautiful but now I turn the tv when ever you come on because you scare me. You look like a skeleton with a plastic mask that has been stretched well beyond the point of reason. (And this is coming from someone who doesn't flench in horror movies.)

P.P.S. Enough with this low carb crap. Jesus ate bread. I'm gonna eat bread.

Aug 18, 2005 at 10:44 o\clock

PB Characters

by: Nergeedor

Mood: I don't have one of those!
Listening to: Me

Richard B. Riddick--- Completely misunderstood. Only does harm when he is attacked first. Not a hero but thinks "Well, come on. I was going this way anyway." Just don't slow him down!

Johns- Best D Scene---The creed is greed. Give him his money and get out of his way. Has the poitental to be a hero but he can't help but..."look to thy own a@# first." (I'm not a hero either, so don't feel bad Johns!)

Caroline (Fry)---Wants to do the "right thing" (what ever that is.) Feels bad if she doesn't. (Someone like me would have dealt with Owens and dumped those            . I would have found a way!)

Shazza---2nd Best D Scene. An average person, caring and protective. (I'm loving Claudia Black on Stargate!)

Jack- A scared little girl but strong. Needs a hug and apparently a box of.....I won't go there today!

Imam----A good guy. Likes to keep the peace. Very irresponsible. Why in the world would you let little kids wander around on a strange planet unsupervised? (Someone call CPS!)

Paris--- Faking the Funk! This mf hasn't even been to Paris. Selfish. Snooty (or Snootie?)   (But that is how most people are and that is why I don't talk to any of them.)

Zeke--- Work horse. I bet he's wishing he hadn't looked into that hole. (That was some funny s    . They only left his foot. Maybe he had atheletes foot or something.)

Owens--- Good guy. Hero type. I bet he's wishing he had let her touch the handle.

Crash Survivor--- Survived the fall, Survived the crash. Went through hell and then got sent there because of mistaken identity. (That was some funny s   ! And Rid. just sits back and watches the whole thing!)

Kids--- Won't be seeing New Mecca any time soon.

Captain--- Woke up dead.  

     

 

Aug 18, 2005 at 10:03 o\clock

Addicted To Pitch Black

by: Nergeedor

Mood: crazy
Listening to: Lyfe

Pitch Black is my favorite movie. I have seen a million movies, movies in every genre.( I do tend to go for the sci-fi movies first though.) Before I saw Pitch Black, Duel in The Sun was my favorite movie. Someone that I don't like told me to "watch PB, you're gonna love it" when it first came out on video and I was thinking "yeah. whatever." I refused to watch it. Then one fateful night, I couldn't sleep so I got up and turned on Sci-fi Channel and PB was on. I watched PB and fell in love. I love every character, every line, every shot. I love this movie! (I'm more than a little annoyed that someone I can't stand picked out my favorite movie, but I'll get over it.) I hate going to the theatre, but I went to see The Chronicles of Riddick on opening day. Haven't been to the theatre since and I'm sure that the next time I go will be the next part of TCOR or The Davinci Code (which is a work of fiction, get over it. People aren't happy if they don't have something to complain about! Get a hobby!)

I am an indepent thinker. I don't need hollywood or anyone else to tell me what movies to watch, music to listen to, books to read, places to eat or clothes to wear. Speaking of clothes- Don't you people realize that it doesn't matter whose name is on your clothing or how much it cost, it was made in China or Taiwan or where ever by the same little kids in sweat shops. But only name brands are "hot" , right?. Thank God I didn't turn out like that!