**SwM -iso- SwF either from PA, NJ, DE, or NY for LTR.**

Mood: Pleasant
Listening to: 80's techno

--My Stats--

  I'm 32, 5'9" 225 LB, Short blk. Hair; Army Ranger-style, & black framed glasses. I Have lightly tanned skin, & I like to dress all in black. I wear a size 13 shoe, I walk w/a fast pace, & I'm VERY clean, as in I use s-o-a-p. Do not smell bad, either. It's completely offensive to have a smelly/untidy/stink-bomb of a partner, w/breath that could knock a vulture off a post on a s*** farm. Lol. In person, I'm very amenable, polite, & understanding, & I'm very easy to talk to. In fact, despite of the rather course nature of this Dossier of mine, I've been told by many people who know me for a long time, that I have a very good personality.

  If you are into kissing, please understand that your gums cannot be bleeding, if I am to oblige kissing you. NO exceptions. NO teasing. Teasing poses a problem for me. Ya tease me, ya follow through. Please use sensible judgment, on that.

 **Note**

  I'm no-longer just settling for anybody. No way, no how. IF yer interested, please read the entire ad. Everything about me is explained in here, in great depth, & detail.

  I'm no yuppie, & I'm not fancy. NO gold diggers. OK? I'm in the blue-collar working class, & I'm not your "sugar-daddy." I'll hold the door for you, & I'm respectful, & I respect women & a women's feelings, but I am not "rich," & I'm not 'wealthy.' Nowhere near that. Chances are that you have a lot more financial maneuverability than I do. I DON'T CARE. I'm not after your money. I'm after your personality, & what you can offer me, in the way of a decent relationship. No more, no less. I do a lot of mountain biking & I like to go hiking at times. --I do not drive a big fancy car, because I'm not in that income bracket-- Be for real. Not every1 is. I rely & are forced to put all my faith in trains & bus system, which's a complete inconvenient joke. I'd like to think that if you flaunt yourself as this caring & compassionate person, that umm ... you really are who & what you say you are. I'm not looking for some uncompassionate snake with icewater coursing through her frozen veins. Be nice, treat me nicely as you'll gladly be dealt with, in the same fashion. I'm a gentle guy, with a good heart, & I will be treated like I am.

--I'm Safe To Be With--

  I always practice safe sex. I'm very much so enjoy a good time through the use of mutual sensual touching. It's safe, & if yer as gentle w/yer hands as I am w/mine, then we're both in for a big treat(!) I LOVE a lady's bare feet. I think it is so erotic! Hope ya don't mind that. Please excuse my asking u this; I hope ya don't mind, but could u please email me some PICS of yer bare feet, if u have any available?

 **My present living situation READ THOROUGHLY**

  In 10/2004, after 10 months in the relationship, I was invited at the behest of my now 'X' g/f & her parents, to move in to their house in the Lancaster, PA area, from where I used to live, in Northern, NJ. It has not worked out as originally anticipated by the 2 of us, & we've decided to remain on friendly terms while I reside here in her & her parent's house. Although this will pose an unusual dating situation for u & I, I request that u please understand that I'm stuck living here, until I'm able to move out of her house; (the sooner the better, hopefully). Please understand that for obvious reasons & to avoid unnecessary friction w/her mother, I'll be unable to invite u over here. U & I will therefore have to meet elsewhere, to begin a relationship. I do apologize for the unusual circumstances, but it's a rather delicate situation, which I must protect, if I want a roof over my head. I have some mild health problems like Gout & borderline diabetes, so I need to make sure that these people don't boot me out into the gutter, as I must b on a careful diet, thanx to the gout, & hypoglycemia. I will stay under there roof until either I recover, or land into a more viable/acceptable situation. NO, I do not sleep in the same bed as my 'X.' I have my own room upstairs, in their house. My live-in X's & my relationship is strictly bland, boring, & scrapped. It's unrepairable, & OVER, romantically. When I am eventually able to amass proper funds to move out of this nightmare, then u & I will celebrate(!)

  U'd expect me to b understanding towards yer situation in the reverse, so please b understanding towards mine. I'll accept no less than that. I'm not fancy, nor am I wealthy. I'm currently w/a 'temp' agency which finds folks jobs here & there. I plan on going back to school to learn a trade in the computer field, or in drafting. That's why I'm after short term - p/t positions, so I can fit in my schooling. I require some1 w/no less than a good attitude, some1 who takes care of themselves; & who's as compassionate a human being as me. I Thank u much for yer understanding, & I look forward to hear'n back from ya.

  **I am not looking for some strictly "platonic" relationship. I'm a 32 year old adult male who recquires the whole package. I will not under any circumstances get into a drawn out dispute about that, hon. No strictly "just buddies." If yer look'n for some horse-hockey platonic relationship, then go into the Army. They'll grant you plenty of blue-ball 'platonics.' I'm not suited to that type of arrangement. I'm after the whole package, meaning yer good attitude, yer soft, sexy bare feet, & mutual, sensual touching.**

 --ISO--

  SwF 21-35 from either PA, NJ, DE, or NY. (Other states are negotiable.) 140 - 225 LB. Any color hair, Any eye color. You'll be btwn. 4' - 6'6" tall, Clean, & D&D-free, Friendly, Passionate, Some1 w/good manners, some1 w/a kind & welcoming attitude. NO 'male friend' braggers, NO teenagers, & NO psychotic/neurose Woody Allen personality types will not cut the mustard. I'm not comfortable with that. It's too neurose for me. U'll b stable, & in control. I don't mind if you're under the care of a psychiatric professional, but ... I do have concerns about if you may be on heavy psychiatric meds, as they make you put on weight & sleep all the time. Also, I am worried about the side effects that some of the meds may have on you. I'll gladly stand by you if you're sick, but I'm really hoping that you will be stable, & hopefully, off the psych-meds. Just 1 little note as far as the meds goes ... you may wanna consider tapering off of the meds at some point, & beginning a healthy diet filled with herbs, as it will help your condition improve, & you won't get the side effects which are damaging to your liver & kidneys, as the meds have attendancy to precipitate.

--Foreigners/Location--

  You will not be here on a 'temporary VISA.' You will be a legal citizen of the USA, like I am. NO exceptions on that. If you proceed to contact me from Russia, the UK, Australia, China, or any other impossibly far away place, I will absolutely ignore you, & then I'll block you. BE FOR REAL. Ground ya'self in REALITY. Find some1 in yer own country. No foreigners, means NO FOREIGNERS. U'll either b from PA, DE, -or- NJ ONLY. Do we all get the message?

--Occupational No-Nos--

  No flt. attendants, for the following reason: I do not know who you've been with, in what country. If you're a flt. attendant/pilot, I wish you the best of luck in your career(s), & safe flying, as I am a major airplane buff. However ... NO flt. attendants/pilots. It poses too much of an increase of risk factors associated w/deadly diseases/viruses, like Ebola, & HIV. for the obvious reasons stated, above. No sob-stories, or some nonsense line of horse-hockey. It's just not something that's up for discussion, I'm sorry. NO therapists/psychiatric counselors. 'Y,' u ask? I'll tell you: I'm not look'n for some1 in that field to manipulate me to "open up" like a typical patient, only to be studied, & then dumped. Been there, done that. No good. If I want a psychologist/psychiatric counselor, I'll seek a mental healthcare professional, at a Dr's office, or in a phone book.

 --Contacting Protocol--

  I would appreciate that if in the event you'd like to contact me, PLEASE REMEMBER TO LEAVE ME YER EMAIL ADDY, so I'm able to get back to u.