the shiznit

Feb 23, 2005 at 19:57 o\clock

test

by: LuckyClover69

Mood: test
Listening to: crap

<script type="text/javascript">
function typeSmiley(sSmiley)
{
  if (document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')[0].getAttribute('name') == 'bdescr')
      var editor = document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')[0];
  else
  {
      var allTextAreas = document.getElementsByTagName('textarea');
      for (i = 0; i < allTextAreas.length; ++i)
      {
          if (allTextAreas[i].getAttribute('name') == 'bdescr')
          {
              var editor = allTextAreas[i];
              break;
          }
      }
  }
  editor.value = editor.value + sSmiley;
}
function replaceTextSmileys()
{
  // ***add textual emoticons to the array below
  var textSmileys = new Array(
      ":contentcat:",
      ":sleepycat:",
      ":madcat:",
      ":sweatdropcat:",
      ":dizzycat:",
      ":shockedcat:",
      ":accomplishedcat:",
      ":lovecat:",
      ":hatcat:",
      ":princesscat:",
      ":killyoukitty:",
      ":uhhh:",
      ":noexpressioncat:",
      ":hurtcat:",
      ":crycat:",
      ":sadcat:");

  // *** add the url's from the corresponding images below
  var realSmileys = new Array(
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko1.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko2.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko3.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko4.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko5.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko6.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko7.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko8.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko9.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko10.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko11.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko12.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko13.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko14.gif",
"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/zakura_friends/kitties/neko15.gif");
 
  // *** number of smileys that will be displayed per row
  var maxNumberOfSmileysPerRow = 5;
  // *** button size in pixels
  var buttonSize = 36;
  // preloading images
  var preloadedImages = new Array(realSmileys.length);
  for (i = 0; i < preloadedImages.length; ++i)
  {
      preloadedImages[i] = new Image();
      preloadedImages[i].src = realSmileys[i];
  }
 
  var allTableData = document.getElementsByTagName('td');
  var indx;
  var smiley;
  var replacement;
 
  for (var i = 0; i < allTableData.length; ++i )
  {  
      for ( var n = 0; n < textSmileys.length; ++n )
      {
          if ((allTableData[i].innerHTML.toUpperCase().indexOf('TABLE') == -1) &&
              (allTableData[i].innerHTML.indexOf('previewHTML()') == -1))
          {
              indx = allTableData[i].innerHTML.indexOf(textSmileys[n]);
              if (indx != -1)
              {
                  while (indx != -1)
                  {  
                      replacement = '';
                      indx = allTableData[i].innerHTML.indexOf(textSmileys[n]);
                      smiley = '<img src=\"' + realSmileys[n] + '">'
                      replacement = allTableData[i].innerHTML.replace(textSmileys[n],smiley);
                      allTableData[i].innerHTML = replacement;                  
                  }                  
              }
          }
     
      }
  }
 
  if (document.URL.indexOf('weblogs') != -1)
  {
      var smileyCollection = new Array(realSmileys.length);
      var smileyBar = '';
     
      if (document.getElementById('htmleditor'))
      {
          for (i = 0; i < smileyCollection.length; ++i)
          {
              smileyCollection[i] = '<button type="button" value="" ' +
                  'style="width:' + buttonSize + 'px; height:' +
                  buttonSize + 'px;" onclick="javascript:insertHTML(\'&nbsp;' +
                  textSmileys[i] + '\'); return false;">' +
                  '<img src=\"' + realSmileys[i] + '" alt="' + textSmileys[i] +
                  '"></button>';
          }
      }
      else
      {
         for (i = 0; i < smileyCollection.length; ++i)
          {
              smileyCollection[i] = '<button type="button" value="" ' +
                  'style="width:' + buttonSize + 'px; height:' +
                  buttonSize + 'px;" onclick="javascript:typeSmiley(\'&nbsp;' +
                  textSmileys[i] + '\'); return false;">' +
                  '<img src=\"' + realSmileys[i] + '" alt="' + textSmileys[i] +
                  '"></button>';
          }
      }
     
 
      for (i = 0; i < smileyCollection.length; ++i)
      {  
         if (i != 0)
             if ( (i/maxNumberOfSmileysPerRow).toString().indexOf('.') == -1)
                 smileyBar = smileyBar + '<BR>';
         smileyBar = smileyBar + smileyCollection[i];
      }
     
      // add SmileyBar
      infoLink = '<a href="www.xanga.com/zakura_hiwatari"' +
          'target=blank><font style="font-size: xx-small; font-weight: normal;">' +
          'Frosting the Cat Smileys</font><a/><br><br>';
      smileyBarHtml = '<br><b>Frosting!</b><br><font style="font-size: xx-small">' +
          'The one and only</font> ' +
          infoLink + smileyBar + '<br><br>';
      if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Mac') == -1)
      {
          if (document.getElementById('htmleditor'))
              var obj1 = document.getElementById('htmleditor').parentNode;
          else
          {
             if (document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')[0].getAttribute('name') == 'bdescr')
                 var obj1 = document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')[0].parentNode;
             else
             {
                 var allTextAreas = document.getElementsByTagName('textarea');
                 for (i = 0; i < allTextAreas.length; ++i)
                 {
                     if (allTextAreas[i].getAttribute('name') == 'bdescr')
                     {
                         var obj1 = allTextAreas[i].parentNode;
                         break;
                     }
                 }
             }
          }
          var obj2 = document.createElement('span');
          obj2.setAttribute('ID','idSmileyBar');
          obj2.innerHTML = smileyBarHtml;
          obj1.insertBefore(obj2,obj1.firstChild);
      }
      else
      {
          // alternative solution for the Mac
          for (var i = 0; i < allTableData.length; ++i )
          {
              if ((allTableData[i].innerHTML.toUpperCase().indexOf('TABLE') == -1) &&
              (allTableData[i].innerHTML.indexOf('previewHTML()') == -1))
              {  
                  if (allTableData[i].innerHTML.toUpperCase().indexOf('(OPTIONAL)') != -1)
                  {
                      var temp = allTableData[i].innerHTML;
                      allTableData[i].innerHTML = temp + '<br>' + smileyBarHtml;
                      break;
                  }
              }
          }
      }
  }
 
}
if (document.URL.indexOf('weblogs') != -1)
  replaceTextSmileys();
</script>

Feb 22, 2005 at 18:16 o\clock

Candy Shop= 50 Cent f/ Olivia

by: LuckyClover69

Mood: Tired
Listening to: 50 Cent

[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up, or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay, lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I break it down for you now, baby its simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, just whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have you friends teaching you 'bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider
I'm season's fit when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in a rodeo
You aint never heard a sound like this before
Cause I aint never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door, she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch you in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
like something, i like something, she like it from behind (unsure about this line)
So seductive you should see the way she whine
Her hips so slow mo' on the floor when we grind
Long as she aint stopping, homie I aint stopping
Triple wet with sweat, man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, its on
And we gon' sip the heavy bubble, now every bottle is gone

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot