Words I wish I had written (or rather reported)
I'm not the kind of girl to publish someone else's work, but... saw this little gem in the paper recently and decided to share it with Blogigo readers.
In the sports section of a NZ newspaper and article appeared under the headline 'No excuse for the inexcuseable' as follows:
Gary Birkett lists six of the best reasons for sporting stuff-ups.
1. QUIET PLEASE
Ambian tennis player Lighton Muchinda responded to his 1992 defeat in a local tournament by compatriot Musumba Bwayla with a mature, considered critique of his rival's skills.
"Bwayla is a stupid man and a hopeless player. He has a huge nose and is cross-eyed. Girls hate him. He beat me because my jockstrap was too tight and because when he serves he farts, and that made me lose my concentration, for which I am famous throughout Zambia."
Bwayla said his rival should calm down before he caused another stink.
