Do you really want to die a horrible, fiery death??
Oh....I don't understand people sometimes....
All I can say is why?why?why?why?why?why?
WHY. WOULD. YOU. DRINK. AND. DRIVE???????? UNDERAGE?!?!?!?!?!?!? GAHHHHHHH!!!
THIS IS BLOWING MA MIND!!!
I'm begging you!!! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!! Call me for a ride home!!! I Will Come To The Damn Bar AND Drive You Home! Hell...You Can Stay At My House If You Don't Want Your Parents To See You Shitfaced!!!!
I wish I could be there to talk some sense into you...but I don't want to ruin your "big" day...
It's not that I've lost respect for you...I'm not taking a holier-than-thou attitude....I'm just trying to be the voice of reason here....I understand you want to show how you are now able to go a get a drink whenever you want....I get it...I suppose its a right of passage....but what is the fun in getting completely plastered...I just don't understand that part....Have a drink or two...but don't overdo it...you are just going to hurt yourself....or possibly others if you FUCKING DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE!!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I just can't wrap my mind around how FUCKING STUPID that was!!!
I need to take a break from this for a second....I'm getting too worked up....
