http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online Fun & Inspirational Site en leiriks68 leiriks68 Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:57:45 +0100 daily 1 The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No MALE can possibly know all The Rules. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset. If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void. The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:57:45 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Female-Makes-The-Rules/5/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Female-Makes-The-Rules/5/ "Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow." Ronald E. Osborn "Our work is the presentation of our capabilities." Goethe "Man has made some machines that can answer questions provided the facts are profusely stored in them, but we will never be able to make a machine that will ask questions. The ability to ask the right question is more than half the battle of finding the answer." Thomas J. Watson "God does not ask about our ability, but our availability." Author Unknown "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" Winston Churchill "Ability will never catch up with the demand for it." Malcolm S. Forbes "During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think." Bernard Mannes Baruch "One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to... Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:54:37 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Ability-Quotes/4/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Ability-Quotes/4/ " Life is like a book with many different chapters, some tell of tragedy and others of triumph. Some chapter are dull and ordinary, others intense and exciting. The key to being a success in life is to never stop on a difficult page, to never quit on a tough chapter. Champions have the courage to keep turning the pages because the know a better chapter lies ahead." " I never let the grass grow under my feet because I don't keep the same position. When there's a chance, I don't take it but when there's an opportunity, I take it." " If you encounter difficulty, don't change your decision to go, change your direction to get there." " I will not accept fear, weakness, or failure. The only defeat I will accept is a matter in which is out of my hands. Therefore I will reach out my hands and change it." " Never give up, never quit… Persist..." " Life is like surfing. Sometimes we all get tied up on looking and waiting for that perfect wave to come along. While doing this, we forget that surfing... Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:49:19 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Motivational-Quotes/3/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Motivational-Quotes/3/ 1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?  Because it's never used. 2. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. 3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. 4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first? The woman, the man would get lost. 5. How are men like commercials? You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 60 seconds. 6. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini. 7. What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. 8. What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. 9. What did God say after creating man? I can do better. 10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No... Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:31:53 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Dumb-Facts-About-Men./2/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/Dumb-Facts-About-Men./2/ My Generation – I am born in the year 1968 (includes people born within a 15 year time span.) I was born in a period when there was an underlying current of creativity and sensitivity to the plight of mankind. As a group we make a move towards improving social institutions by infusing them with new concepts that are more sensitive to the human condition. I was born in a period when there was an underlying current of restlessness and need for extreme personal freedom prevailed. My generation is blessed with an acute psychic awareness. We tend to enjoy, even thrive on exploring the unexplained. While we do make a difference in the war against injustice, my inability to compromise does hamper the progress I strive for. My generation group has an all or nothing attitude, and sometimes the end result of my efforts is nothing. Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:22:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/My-Generation/1/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Lisa_Online/My-Generation/1/