Mood: Pissed off at my cats
Listening to: AFI
I am really here. I went to a far away place. But now I am back. I hope the void was disturbing and interrupted your sleep. They have changed this place. It feels new and confusing.
I feel like a slippery, slimy , gooey newborn. What is this thing called PLASMA???? Actually, I am sure this substance is what has been sustaining me. I could of said FROG SNOT was the answer, but I didnt.
These new fonts are fun. I feel like I am at a party. A colorful "pick your font" party. Who brought the "pick your coolest bottle" of wine. Please pour me a glass. I am in need . Hey...speaking of wine, since you brought it up......... I bought a fun bottle of VAMPIRE wine and it is actually from TRANSYLVANIA. The lady who sold it to me said it actually comes from ROMANIA. COOL SHIT and even cooler wine.
I cannot bring myself to open it. It is one of my most prized posessions. Im a dork. So its official. Speaking of official...... RED BULL RULES. I dont care if that has nothing to do with what I said. I want to levitate.
Anyone wanna give me the magic recipe?? Im sure you wont tell me. Oh damn.... its an ancient chinese hidden secret? Did I offend anyone Chinese? Good. Give me your damn hidden secret. I will not tell. magic Rule #3 No dorks allowed.
So I had my cat declawed.... he was an evil bastard. He deserved it.... waaaaaa waaaaaa... In that respect.... I should be having myself declawed. But I hate pain. Im a bitch. Humans are bitches. But RED BULL makes me a SUPER BITCH. So give me your bitchyfaggy comments.
Did I offend you? GOOD