ADIEU?
I bid you adieu............. So crap. I am a little freaked out about the black spots. Are they for real? OK.. Let me explain what I am going insane about.
A long time ago, on a planet far far away, did I start to meditate. Now in the course of this meditation, I noticed a beautiful white dot, so bright and clear. Well, this dot would get brighter and lighter and shinier....and my mind would follow... follow.. follow. It was a good guide, Jump forward 1 yr. later
I start to notice a black dot in my vision. ????!!!!?????!!!!
Should I follow the black dot or the white dot?
So crap. I follow the black one. It cant really be an evil black spot of hatred? YEA RIGHT! 
Turns out, it was a good dot.
Good, because it has led me to a wonderful path. A dark and secretive path. But I have to try really hard to stay on that dot path.. and not let that bright shiny sparkly white path get in my way.
My cats are lovely. I got my little one castrated/ He is taking it very well. So goodbye. farewell and fair is the sky
I missed myself. Its been a long time since I wrote you and you just sat there and took it. Im not sure if anything "new" has happened. Because everyday I wake up "new" shit happens. That just means I have a life. I am watching my in-laws cat while they are on vacation. It takes me 45 minutes to get to their house. 
The cat hates me and had what sounded like an asthma attack when I try to pet her. Which is really strange. Most animals like me just fine. I will not take it personally. No sir ree sir rah. I shall look at myself in the mirror and repeat.... " I am a nice human. I love my feline friends.. and they love me" If I say this 10 times while standing on one foot.... Then put a feather in my hair.... I will become one with this cat. So meowifify and purritify my soul. Will someone please bring me my catnip!!!!!! Moving on. I am trying to get tickets for THE ELLEN show that is coming to Universal. I applied for them online. But you have to wait and see if they decide you are worthy.
I am saying now to the spirits of good luck that I am worthy of these tickets! I am! I am! I cant whistle and I cant snap.... but I still have worth damnit!!!!!!!! So blog.... I end this with a simple request. Let thy pages of font and color bestow a sort of magical rainbow which wraps me in thy loveliness and joy... A pure spectrum of inner illumination. Which will light the way to a true and real outer path of satisfaction and completion. Sure thing... the catnip is working. 
