So Im putting up the ol' Xmas tree.... my very very fake tree. Its seen some good times. Every year it thins out a bit. Sort of like an old man's head. Ironic.... dont you think?????
Lights , Camera, Bingo. I have to go on a Field Trip tomorrow. I am a chaperone to Arabians Night, to go watch knights jousting and horses galloping. All while I enjoy a delicious peanutbutter and jelly sandwich while 4th graders beat each other up and other Mommy chaperones talk to me about soccer and boyscouts and what teacher they like best. I can not wait!!!! I actually paid to do this. At least I know the knights are real. Not imposters like all those other so called "real knights"
I have really not done much today at all. I did call Sapphire and talk to her for about an hour. I tried to work on my mountain of Laundry which I managed to turn into a hill. Its a miracle!!!!! Maybe I can sleep tonight without the fear of an ugly troll with big teeth and red eyes crawling his way out of my clothes mountain, and taking a big bloody bite out of my head. Damn.. I forgot he could just be hiding in my closet. I knew it had a wierd smell and a DANGEROUS vibe eminating from within. But then again..... so does my car...... HMMMMMMM.
I want to report all my pets are better. One kitty still on antibiotics.. and some gooey brown crap that is supposed to go on his gums! Yea right.LOL Not gonna happen. Brown gooey stuff ends up all over my house and furniture.. and EVERYWHERE but his gums. PLEEEEZ. Do these vets even understand what REAL cats do when you try that shit on them???? I could show you my hand. Thats what they think of the brown gooey gum medicine. So Im going to go DECK THE HALLS with my fake Xmas TRee. Cuz its groovy and so green and a spot where Santa (anagram: SATAN) is going to gaze his lovely twinkly eyes. And Im gonna be waiting... watching.. like the troll in my closet... Forget milk and cookies... Im gonna be leaving out a double shot of whiskey and Funyuns.... Lovely combo.........