oDE TO A BUCKET
I have declared today::: LOVE THY BUCKET DAY
Ode to a bucket.....by ghostgirl
Oh my dear bucket.......
How plastic and pale..... (get it????)
even after I clean you...your odor's quite stale...
Oh my dear bucket......
I will see you in hell
although youre quite smelly...no secrets you tell.....
Oh my dear bucket.......
So strong and puncture resistant....
you can hold 10 times your weight...
in a blink or an instant.........
Oh my dear bucket.....
I find you do deep.......
if you are thrown against the wall....
your shape will you keep.......
Oh my dear bucket
Now I must say adieu............
your a wonder of wonders.....
THIS DAY IS FOR YOU!!!!!!
i LOVE YOU bUCKET!
IIIII see??? i BUILT A BARRIER FOR THE pUKE!!!!!!!! tOO BAD MY CATS DONT HAVE BARRIERS... CUZ i THINK iM GONNA PUKE ON ONE OF THEM................. i AM JUST BEING GROSS AND DISGUSTING..... oTHERWISE i WOULD BE sERIOUS AND bitchy......like MOST PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!!!!!
oK... iM NOT CALLING ANYONE A bitch... you bitches CANT HELP YOURSELVES.... just kidding!!!! aRE YOU FREAKING ON MY YET????? Aha... caps locked.... Solved the PrOB.......... Let me be.. On my hangover THURSDAY.... NO BEER STAINS HERE
I checked my monitor!!!! LOL THats a joke someone here told me.... I liked it... If you dont get it then too bad for you...YOu have to know the secret handshake.... then I might let you in......... 
So... OFF to my hangover I go... it is awaiting me.... it is calling to me... It is saying.... YOU STUPID DUMB ASS BITCH... WHOS GONNA GO TO fANCYLAND TODAY??? cUZ i KNOW YOU AINT CUZ YOUR hUNGOVER AND YOUR A bitch .......... sO THAT MAKES YOU A HUNGOVER biTCH.... oR A buNGOVER hiTCH OR A hITCHY bUNG OVER itcHY ungy.......say what???????? oH CRAP... i WISH i WAS MY BUCKET!!!!! why???? buckets DONT GET HANGOVERS!!!lol i AM JUST TOO FUNNY.. REALLY i HAVE A TOILET TO DO MY PUKING IN...... GHOSTGIRL OUT........pEACE
