The Skinny on Fat
This is a picture of human fat...
Nice, eh? I reckon this is about a couple of pound's worth. I have 100lbs of this to lose altogether, which is enough energy to keep a small nation fed for about a decade.
My body ain't big enough for me AND a 100lbs of fat, so the fat's just gotta go. Problem is, the fat's been around so long it thinks it OWNS the place! It doesn't lift a finger all day, expects me to wait on it hand and foot, and demands 3 squares a day. Enough already! It's definitely time to let the slaying commence.......
