Inertia
Today's Fatslaying Workout Not a bloody sausage
Today's Weight 200.0 lbs
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I've gone off the boil these last few days - it all seems too boring and uninteresting and if the truth be told I simply can't be arsed. I've been sticking within 1600 calories but I haven't done a minute's exercise since Saturday, and I keep making the excuse that it's because my toothache is so bloody painful, but that's all it is really - an excuse.
Summer seems to have gone walkabout and I'm too much of a fair-weather exerciser to go out in the drizzle. This doesn't bode too well for winter, does it? Every bloody year I get fit in the summer and lose all that hard earned fitness in the winter. I hate being so damn predictable!
I've noticed that I'm being lazy and unmotivated at work too, so maybe I'm just going through a bad patch and this too will pass.
Sometimes I just resent the time that's involved in keeping healthy - time I could spend reading or writing or doing something else sedentary and couch-potatoey. I get fed up of exercising and writing my food journal and writing self-motivating blog entries - I just want to lie on the sofa and eat Pringles and read Annie Proulx stories and work on my own writing and forget that I need to get my weight down and work on my fitness and do all the other things that will get me to old age if I play my cards right.
The Duracell Bunny freak who has run past my lounge window five times in the past hour is an emissary of the Anti-Christ, and should have the decency to do her demonic activities somewhere else, and not ram them down the throats of folks who are otherwise contentedly dunking their Rich Tea biccies in nice cup of tea.
OK, I’m going now. Maybe if I have another biscuit I’ll feel a little more lively…
