Green beer day
Happy St. Patricks Day. This should be a national holiday. It is represented by my favorite color, and it is celebrated by my favorite frosty beverage. I just made myself a big ol' batch of green Corona. Oh.. thats a Mexican beer.. I know. But its what I got. I believe in using whats in your fridge before you go and buy more! 
No not really! Im a lazy ass who loves the taste of Corona.
Im actually cooking corn beef and cabbage. Never attempted such a thing. I am of Chech heritage. I grew up on very Bohemiany German sort of dishes. But I did eat alot of sauerkraut. Mixed with everything. And tons of caraway seeds. In everything. I think that is why my blood always tests positive for THC. 
Oh shit.. Im just kidding.
Its the poppy seeds... yea thats it! LOL I shouldnt go blaming the food my parents fed me. My grandpa used to eat this nasty thing called blood sausage. I would have to run into the other room because it grossed me out. 
He looked just like Clark Gable so at least he was very handsome when he ate that.
I am a ball of allergies waiting to explode. This is the worst time of the year. Pollen is so bad I can see it on my car windows in the morning. I think its alive and following me. It must be friends with the shadows and black spots. I looked at my kitten the other evening and he had a black spot right in the middle of his head. He suddenly stopped and laid next to me and would'nt move... It was freaky freak kinda thing.
Gotta go for now... My son is insisting on getting on. My turn is over. My over is turned. All hail me.
