IMAGINE
Imagine a frozen Jesus Christ
Lying in a tank
While we all pray to him
For our sins
Frozen Jesus lives forever
Like a real God ever does
But he’s the coolest king
Of creation and all
The pope kneels in front of our saviour
Who looks at him
From his cool container
Amidst the frost
Frozen Jesus reigns from cryonics heaven
Full of vitrification liquid
Ready to come back on Judgment day
And expiate our sins
From his future kingdom
Achieved with the highest technology
Of the far away future
Doing justice to our saviour
Praise our frozen Lord
Let’s hope his coming realm
Brings peace and harmony
To our imaginary world
