Environment

The tourist industry better catch on to this quickly, before it all dissapears!

It looks to me like the name of the game is no longer eco- tourism, but global warming tourism.  The latest fad in tourism is brought to us by our very own?.icebergs!  Yes, let's hear a round of applause for this latest money making machine!

Thanks to the decision of some renegade icebergs, we no longer need to go all the way to the poles to experience their splendor, why, they have traveled the long and difficult journey, 2000 miles south, just to save us the hassle of going all the way to them!

Thank goodness for global warming ladies and gentlemen, for without which, many of us mere mortals would have never had the experience of floating icebergs, especially at such a close distance!  What, pray tell, could be more exciting!  The wonders of the world are coming right to us!

Funny how countries like Greenland are making a killing, and tourists like me are spending our dollars, to experience the literal destruction of our North Pole.  But it's so worth it, because, if we don't see it now, there will be nothing else to see?and we don't want to miss an opportunity like this!  It only comes once in a million years?well, not literally, last time was ten thousand years ago?but still!

Sometimes I wonder what those airheads are doing, wasting all of their precious time and energy trying to save the world?My goodness, if they got what they wanted, then I would have no melting icebergs floating 2,000 miles south, for my very own viewing pleasure!