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Everybody I talk to and meet thinks Im a 16 year old who never been close to sex or drugs. They are the funniest to fuck especially on drugs, they be suprised every time (u didnt expect this ay bitch ass to mouth, and you liking it). The most boring girls to fuck is virgins and bragger girls, they boring as hell.
Im a bragger guy but I only brag to my friends and its more to be funny and cause most of them wouldnt have tried shit if I didnt do it first,
I never brag to girls about how good I am, except this one time in hostel corridoor, I walked past a french fakeboobs girl with big ol tats all over (dont get me wrong thou she was very pretty) on my way to the bathroom. I just had to squeese her so after talking for a sec shed let, and then I started going on about how french guys cant fuck and how Ill prove that swedish guys are waaay better(I was just touching breast at this moment so I must have been good at that)
So I finger her out in the hall for a while with her pants down n shit thinking how its funny thats this is public space and anyone can walk past here at any time, at this moment Im telling her we dont need a condom cause I dont have one but I really want to have sex with a french woman( I do have one but its in my room and its dark in there) She wont let me without so I go get one(good girl good boy how its supposed to be) She kicks her friend out the with a hint that says "you gotta homie". And I end up havin one of the best lays ever.
So whats the point?
And how was I able to pick up a hot girl when I was only really going to brush my teeth and I was drunk so I could barely walk and I said some dumb shit to her and we never talked before?
