http://www.blogigo.co.uk/EffervescingElephant That's the world from my perspective - with a free weblog from blogigo. en EffervescingElephant EffervescingElephant Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:48:33 +0200 daily 1 ...this pops into existence from nowhere... "The voices in my head are speaking to my brain Just jump out the window lad It will neutralise the pain." ...which is especially odd because the bathroom is on the ground floor. Fri, 24 Jun 2005 07:48:33 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/EffervescingElephant/Whilst-cleaning-my-teeth-this-morning/3/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/EffervescingElephant/Whilst-cleaning-my-teeth-this-morning/3/ I spotted one at the end of an alley once. It was a cul-de-sac in fact. At least I *thought* it was a cul-de-sac but on retracing my steps I discovered it actually lead back to where I came from. Just goes to show one should never take things at face value. Sun, 17 Apr 2005 03:21:38 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/EffervescingElephant/Toothpicks/2/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/EffervescingElephant/Toothpicks/2/ Skippery little buggers. All covered in cheese. Keep running off with my umbrella. The amount of umbrellas I've lost I could have bought an umbrella shop by now. Okay, I could have bought an umbrella shop anyway but what kind of business is that to be in in? "Can I buy an umbrella?" "Yes, Sir. What kind would you like?" "What kinds do you have?" "Well... er, the kind on a stick sir" "Are there any other kind?" "No". "Why did you ask then?" "Now you mention it...." Nope. Definately not an umbrella shop. May be a chipmunk farm. I could run it into receivership. That way there'd be no more chipmunks and I'd still have an unbrella. Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:15:57 +0200 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/EffervescingElephant/Chipmunks/1/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/EffervescingElephant/Chipmunks/1/