Chipmunks
Skippery little buggers. All covered in cheese. Keep running off with
my umbrella. The amount of umbrellas I've lost I could have bought an
umbrella shop by now. Okay, I could have bought an umbrella shop anyway
but what kind of business is that to be in in?
"Can I buy an umbrella?"
"Yes, Sir. What kind would you like?"
"What kinds do you have?"
"Well... er, the kind on a stick sir"
"Are there any other kind?"
"No".
"Why did you ask then?"
"Now you mention it...."
Nope. Definately not an umbrella shop. May be a chipmunk farm. I could run it into receivership. That way there'd be no more chipmunks and I'd still have an unbrella.
"Can I buy an umbrella?"
"Yes, Sir. What kind would you like?"
"What kinds do you have?"
"Well... er, the kind on a stick sir"
"Are there any other kind?"
"No".
"Why did you ask then?"
"Now you mention it...."
Nope. Definately not an umbrella shop. May be a chipmunk farm. I could run it into receivership. That way there'd be no more chipmunks and I'd still have an unbrella.
