What I learned from War of the Worlds
Listening to: weather bug chirping its happy storm warning
What I learned from War of the Worlds
by Cracklin' Rose.
If ever we're invaded by tripod arachnid type aliens with cute heads and sharp teeth I think that people should stay away from large crowds of other people. What better way to be mass destroyed than to be with the masses waiting for a ferry? It's like fish in a barrel.
Also I learned that it's best to stick to the back roads because angry mobs are going to want your mini van and you want to keep your mini van as long as possible because it's a long way to Boston.
I also learned that it's important to keep cellusomething or other starter type car parts on hand just in case there is an electro-magnetic pulse. It doesn't have to be from aliens. It could be random. If you have one of these super duper things, then you will have the only car that runs and people will envy you. But, as stated previously, you and your mini and its cellusomething or other thingy should stick to lesser traveled country roads unless you want your son beat up and Dakota Fanning nearly crushed by an angry, desperate crowd.
If Tim Robbins offers you shelter in his water-soaked cellar just say no. Tim Robbins is creepy.
I also learned that while in real life Tom Cruise is kinda intensely abnormal, he plays a great action hero. Over and over and over and over and over.
