Cobwebs!
I hate bull-shit and lies! On a large and a small scale! Why do we
have to lie to kids about santa claus, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and
worst of all....god! Any god! All gods! I know that there should be
capitals there but I just can’t do it! Does he really deserve it? Man has
taken the words and ideals of their own individual philosophers, who
knew that our own inherent animal instincts would destroy us, and they
have turned it to their advantages in their hunger for more and more
power! These men were not prophets in that any god spoke to them, but
they were intelligent men who could see that there was a need for basic
ideals to keep us from eating ourselves alive. The result of their teachings
were then bastardised and used as tools by others with their own devious
intentions. Jesus, Mohammed and Moses were very similar in that they
just felt and knew that what they saw around them was wrong. I think that
these strong feelings were wrongly interpreted by them because at that
time they still believed in a higher power. Each of these philosophers
tried to teach peace and love to the ignorant masses but after their deaths
the madmen ran amok and added their own points of view and assigned
their own meanings to what these men said, early political spin!
So, by the same regard, in a hundred years will we have a John
Lennon sect who add their own words to Imagine where there is a heaven
and there is a hell and it all kicks off again? These men tried to teach
peace, kindness, charity to others and sexual equality but the monsters ran
amok. Now we are left with misinterpretations and even more wars and
death caused as a result. It makes me fuckin sick man! There is so much
bull-shit still around all of us every day and the idiot masses still scurry
around in competition using the guise of their own strong faiths to gain
individual power, wealth, and hatred to others when that was the opposite
of their ‘prophets’ teachings! We should know inside ourselves what is
right and wrong without any fuckin religion tellin us what to do! These
men tried their best and would be as sick as I am with what people do in
their names. We are more evolved now so should not need any of that
shite to dictate to us how to live. Religion was necessary as there weren’t
laws to govern at the time but now we are left with phoney governments
dictating laws and these fuckin zealots, so we are twice as worse off than
then! And it will never end, we’re fucked, it’s been so ingrained and
misinterpreted over these last few thousand years that they are here to
stay, with more and more idiots settin up stall with their fuckin versions
and the herds still follow. We have heroes to some young people like wee
Tam Cruise and Madge who are into scientology, whatever the fuck that
is! But they’ll hand over millions of pounds to be ‘more enlightened’.
Fuck off! They have their own “celebriddy cenn’er” though so that the
mooing shufflin mass don’t worship where they do, and I’m sure it’s a
great place for other hollywood fuck-wits to network and make
connections so that after prayers.......deals can be made! Bring back the
Romans!! At least they were more honest! They came, they saw and they
conquered! Although they did set up their own puppet governments and
wondered why the natives they had conquered hated them, does this
sound like any countries these days?
People should talk to their kids on a more truthful level than we do
at the moment. Why can’t we just tell them the truth, maybe we would
have a better more rounded individual for the future. It gets you to
thinking, even at such a young age, ‘Well, if they have lied about that,
what else have they lied about? This world is not what it seems if the
adults lie but tell us that we should never lie! What’s goin on here?’ The
thing is we scurry around trying to cover up these lies, deceiving kids, for
what? We think that we are protectin them from the big, bad world
outside, but they always find out the truth and it’s never from their
parents. An older sibling or some other kid at school will always be only
too glad to delight in shattering these illusions, because they themselves
have had the same thing done. I would love to see the results of a
sociological experiment where we could contrast and compare the
development of two children : one who has been talked to from an early
age, instead of goo-gooing them, and not filling their head with the
bullshit of santa, the tooth-fairy, that fuckin bunny and ANY form of
religion. The other just brought up as ‘normal’. I think that would be
fascinating. Do we ever recover from these first seeds of doubt?
My dad was killed in an fire when I was four months old. My
mum, as many would do, didn’t tell my brother about this. He was, I
think, five years old when told by a cousin that my dad wasn’t actually
working away as he had thought, but was dead! Can anyone imagine
that? To get such traumatic news in that way! Fuck man! There is no easy
way to handle stuff like that and it is the ‘normal’ way to deny to the
children the truth but it always comes out, and it’s usually always in
much the same way as that. I don’t remember how I was told, to be
honest, but as I never knew the man, I didn’t lose so much as I never
knew it was there...but I still miss and know him somehow! I know I
would have been different, and probably for the better! He would have
slapped sense into me early on and I wouldn’t probably be as
unemployable as I am now. My mum was always working as she didn’t
receive any money from the road firm he worked for as the old army
barracks they stayed in were not laid on by the firm, but ‘they could stay
there if they wanted’ ,Yep, one of those ones! He was the foreman of his
road crew tae! Dirty bastards! A young mum left with two kids to bring
up on her own and they wouldn’t give her a fuckin penny!
I ended up not going to the catholic school as I would have if my
dad was alive, thank fuck! I went to the local primary school where we
weren’t taught religion but you still had to attend church services, usually
before a holiday so you knew it could be endured. I don’t know why but
my mum tried to get my brother and me to go to Sunday school, which
we did for a while but I remember asking the teacher there : ‘If there is a
god, then why is my dad dead?’, as she couldn’t come up with any
satisfactory answer except ‘Well, the lord works in mysterious ways!’,
even then I smelt bullshit! What kind of example is that to set? I know it
was a fucker of a question, especially from someone my age, but I think
she knew there is no answer to that in her fuckin book!
I’m glad that I didn’t go to the catholic school cos who knows,
maybe I would have been brainwashed with that shite. Especially when
you are so impressionable and if all these adults believe it, then it must be
true! I cannot understand today why any form of religion is taken
seriously by people. Can’t they see the glarin holes in their respective
faiths? I mean, even to kids the bible reads like the ravins of a madman!
Do these people honestly still believe that there is a god? That there is
some omnipotent being who can see you if you are sinful enough to have
a wank? The cure? Circumcision! Yes, folks! God was wrong when he
added that nasty foreskin onto your penis and that nasty clitoris to the
ladies, so the church has decided to complete his work. He was probably
meant to do it on the Sunday but just forgot, he would be tired after all!
The sheer arrogance of these religions amazes me! Instead of adding an
eleventh commandment ‘Though shalt not wank!’, they thought that they
would maim their subjects forever with the excuses that it is cleaner or
some other shit. The whole reason behind circumcision was to try to
prevent their followers from masturbating, a natural human instinct! To
me, most religions seem to oppose human nature instead of nurturing it.
To suppress these instincts is so harmful to us, as proved by the amount
of priests who have been caught abusing altar boys. They undertook,
probably with pious intentions, to follow the word of god but if they, after
working for so many years, obviously don’t believe in god then what
chance has the average man?
It is so ingrained though, it is hard to de-learn all the shit you were
taught growing up. When the pope was ill I was willing him to die, but he
was wheeled out, drooling to the multitude and forced to wave and give
his masses. I just thought, are you all so unsure of the faith of your
followers that you have to force this poor man into public duty? Let him
die with dignity, or at least leave the man in bed where he should have
been. As they now no longer pretend that god picks a pope, why can’t
they have a retirement age? I mean, they now have a parliamentary
officer and there is a list of vatican approved films!! Even when ‘The
Life of Brian’, a classic and a favourite comedy of mine, was released in
the seventies there was a big uproar about it, then we get the mass
hysteria and everyone gets all righteous because they won’t be as
religious as their next door neighbour if they don’t. Fuck off!
When he did die they held the state funeral where they let the
deluded followers file past for a glimpse of the body, just a glimpse mind
before the security men ushered them past. I thought it interesting that he
was what was called a ‘compromise choice’ when elected to the papacy.
He was the middle ground choice of conservative and liberal faction
within the cardinals of the vatican. So, let me get this straight - there are
differences of opinions within this so-called house of god and arguments
about the way forward for their business, oops…religion. I mentioned this
to a neebor as we were having a smoke and he started to get all defensive
about it, he had been to an r.c. school, of course. I was baptised catholic
but I am intelligent enough to know that all religion is bullshit, not just
catholicism. I asked him how Rome ever became the centre of his
religion, how if jesus was from Nazareth did the name Roman come into
it, especially since Pilate was asked to sanction it by the Jews. ‘What is
truth?’ he rightly said to the jewish priests, who were tryin to shift the
blame onto the romans for killin jesus.
Jesus actually did talk a bit of sense it’s just that everythin he said
has been bastardised and abused by people for their own selfish gains. On
the cross I think his last words were ‘My god why hast though forsaken
me!’ What do you think he meant? One story about a recent contact I had
to have with an r.c. church, my uncle died last year and I loved the man,
he had a catholic funeral, so the priest guy comes and went into to the
livin room at my uncles’ house where the body was kept, I didn’t go in to
see the body as that is way, way too morbid and ridiculous for me as that
will be your last memory of them and I loved him too much for that! So
this prick does his bit, then comes out and I’m smokin a fag at the front
door when I heard this laughter comin fae the hall, so I’m ragin and go to
see who the fuck would be laughin at a time like that. Of course, the bold
one is standin there with his cup of tea and biscuit havin a rare old time in
the hall! I swear I don’t know what stopped me, only the thought that I
didn’t want to cause a scene but I could have killed this fuck! I wish I’d
said somethin now, but they fuckin revel in peoples’ misery, it’s a social
occasion for them......a job!!
It is politics people, fuckin wake up! They are the first mafia, takin
money from their own, causing countless battles and wars and more
deaths throughout history than any other single organization. They are not
the redeemers of mankind but the destroyers. If there was a god, would he
really count as his most blessed people the hermit in the cave, eating
grains of rice and reading scripture? That is not life, but death! If these
fucks had their way we would still believe the world to be flat! The
followin is an actual quote from one of their saints, old st.augustine - “It
is impossible that there should be inhabitants on the other side of the
earth, for on the day of judgement, these men could not see the lord
descending through the air!” I think he died just last year as well!
They are against knowledge and definitely against the
advancement of mankind, this is all documented stuff! The ancient
egyptians built the great pyramid at giza in around 2,560B.C.(see even
our time has been annexed by these religious fucks!) it is the oldest brick
buildin in the world. It covers thirteen acres and the base is so accurately
flat, it is to within one inch. They used rectangular grids then filled them
in with water and shaved off any protrusions. It took about two and a half
million stone blocks laid into it and 22 years to construct. A construction
engineer who was in it recently said that the ‘kings chamber’ was “the
most fascinating space he has ever been in!” How did we come
from the advancements of the Egyptians’ knowledge 4,500 years ago to
the Middle Ages when we were still in huts and scrounging around in the
mud in ignorance? Answer : christianity! They knew that the
advancement of man would show that these were false prophets. The first
sin was Eve eating the apple from the ‘tree of knowledge’. So we have
men trying to keep women down by sayin they suppress mans’ desire for
knowledge. Man did not progress under christianity, but regressed! (ps. If
we use the size of a human brain as a comparison to an animals’ supposed
intelligence, and we only use between 10-20% of ours, how can we
compare if the animal uses the full 100% of theirs?)
Why are religious people like salesmen now? I had a couple at the
door about a month ago and looked through the spy-hole as I was just
goin in the shower and asked what did they want? The guy answered
‘Hello’ - I said who are you - he said ‘Hello’ - I hate this pish so I said
more angry- ‘Look who are you I’m tryin to go in the shower!’- ‘Hello
there, I’m from’ such and such church he says - ‘Nah, neebor I’m an
atheist! I’ve no interest in your gods!’ - But you could tell they are just
dyin to get a foot in the door, fuck off if you’re happy in your wee world
fine but don’t annoy people with it! Had a Hare Krishna at me in
Dunfermline High St. yesterday with the bald head and the stupid wee
pony-tail thing at the back. He’s just hasslin people as they try to go
about their day, so I’m in a bit of a rush to get to the Post Office before it
shuts and he starts pesterin me, so I’m like -‘Right, you got me, tell me
what are you a jehovahs or what?’ - ‘No, sir I’m a hare krishnan!’ and
he’s tryin to push some picture with ganu on it or whatever - so I say
‘Look neebor I’m an intelligent evolved human bein and I don’t believe
in your god or any god!’ and try to keep walkin up to the post office but
he thinks he’s in, I’m probably the only person to talk to the idiot all day
or somethin and he’s followin me up the hill yabberin away and tryin to
get me on side sort of thing and I lost it a bit -‘Look you get tae fuck am
no jokin, I don’t need your fuckin religion so fuck off right!’ He took the
hint but they’re just too pushy, if any of it was that good they wouldn’t
need to sell it, it would sell itself. Shit, also had a tourettes moment I just
remembered there! Goin through the high st. again, there are these young
yanks about wearin satchel things pesterin people about jesus or whoever
and he was talkin to someone and as I went rushin past I sort of shouted
“Dinny listen to any of it, it’s aw a lot ay shite!” and kept goin past. I
can’t help it at times it makes me mad. I thought later this poor guy would
have been terrified and thought I was the devil, that’s my next one though
to put on a deep voice and just say in their ear ‘I am Lucifer, I shall come
for you this evening my child, I am proud of you!’- wink, then keep goin.
It may be cruel but what can I say, I’m an active Atheist!
I am against all forms of religion and it’s now funny to see them
scurrying to keep up with the times. Some recent examples of this has
been old desmond tutu, on t.v. recently on C5, the programme was
called ‘Big Ideas that changed the World!’ – very ironic, I thought. Here
he was given forty five minutes to discuss religion on a programme with
‘idea’ in the title and not ‘facts’, or some other term. Yep, just an idea!
Who thinks up ideas? Man, of course. Old desmond was reading from an
autocue and you could even tell where it must have said ‘smile’. Pathetic,
this little puppet who can barely form a coherent sentence was to tell us
all about the goodness of the church. He converted to christianity because
a white missionary tipped his cap to his mother. So desmond, it was due
to the politeness of one man, and that is the basis for your whole faith?
Ok, you got me, I’m converted! Africa was perfect for these missionaries
man! They knew that the white slave masters treated these poor people
horribly and they swooped in to recruit the masses. They call it
‘civilizing’ but I find it disgusting, here we have old desmond who could
have grown up to be a proud black man, but now he is basically another
drone. Instead of pride in his heritage and culture, he preys on the
misfortunes of the poor and the weak. Are they any better off there for it
today? Dessie boy came to London, with his family, so escaping poverty
and the troubles there, to be converted into a white missionary basically.
He doesn’t even speak well or put his points of view across articulately.
We all know within ourselves what is right and wrong by instinct alone
but these people swoop in at times of misery to say obvious things, then
get sainthood thrust upon them! The programme used modern techniques
like music and slowed down visual images of the present to attempt to
portray history. He had forty five minutes to discuss religion but spoke
for about ten minutes about christianity then charted the history of black
oppression and somehow tried to tie the church in with the civil rights
movement in America. Very disillusioned! The speeches of martin luther
king did not help progress the black civil rights movement in America.
His death caused the violence that pushed the movement forward, it was
fuck all to do with his church or god! Old deluded des also wiped the
slate clean for the church for about two thousand years of oppression, I
swear to fuck! It was amazing. He admitted that some people within the
church had taken the message wrong and caused pain and suffering to
others unnecessarily. Oh well, since you admit it des, we’ll forget it, aye,
nae probs mate!
It’s all what I call ‘The 21st Century Church’ and it’s really funny
to see the lengths that they’ll go to show how ‘with it’ they are now. But
now, because our knowledge has increased, the church will modify their
views to keep up with the times and hope we forget all the pish said in the
past. -‘What, oh they were wrong back then to think that! We now have it
right, yes, it’s only taken us two millennia but everything we now do and
say, you can take for fact god told us it was to be this way. Yes, we have
a much more direct link to the big man now....email! Well, the lord works
in mysterious ways! No, we can’t give out his address to you directly but
rest assured that it is only our version of religion that has broadband so
come along on sunday, well it’s off-peak at the weekends, and through
me, the unlikely looking instrument of god, we’ll enter the chat-room of
the lord.’
This bishop, tom wright also had a programme a wee while back
on C4 with rave music and computer graphics to try to snare the young.
One of the best examples yet that I have seen was a christian hip-hop
band, yes people….a christian hip-hop band! All white, of course. They
are called ‘The Worldwide Message Tribe’, and they travel around on the
‘Eden Bus’ trying to prove how hip and happenin jesus really is! One of
the guys in the band was being interviewed and said with a straight face
that he has no desire “for wealth or to get my face on t.v.!”. See that big
camera pointin at you neebor and the lights and the mikes, those aren’t
angels! So on the ‘Eden Bus’ we have all modern fittings and games,
dvd’s etc. for the kids in the poor schemes of Manchester to come on and
play while the cool, hip jesus freaks attempt their passive aggressive
brainwashing. One of the guys “gave up fame and fortune to go with The
Tribe!”, he was in the band Bizarre Inc. (Who??) The band travel to
schools and they have a big screen that flashes images of jesus
interspersed with flashing strobe lights and shapes. They sell their cd’s to
fund their ‘charity work’ so that they can keep their bus on the road. A
modern version of Cliff and the Summer Holiday gang but with more
sinister connotations. Also interesting to note the founders’ ideas on
wealth, he had given up a successful partnership with his brother in a
clothes firm, I think. He was talking about how spiritually fulfilled he was
now but that he couldn’t help but be envious of his friends’ flash new cars
etc. I detect a sin there I think! His brother had the better idea of helping
out and doing charity work whilst keeping the business going, he said this
as he roared off in his gleaming new porsche! They could have learned a
lot from the Beales, a white South African couple whose daughter was
killed by black rebels. They didn’t get angry or “seek an eye, for an eye!”
No, in the spirit of christianity they forgave their daughters’ killers and
put on a fashion show for the locals! I shit you not!
It’s the contradictions that I find the most funny when it comes to
religion. For example : the jews, the christians and the muslims all
consider temple mount in Jerusalem as one of their respective religions’
most holy places. This was where, supposedly, abraham was meant to
sacrifice his son (there is no archaeological evidence for the existence of
this man although he is a start point for all three of the religions), also
where mohammed ascended to heaven and where the ark of the covenant,
that contained the ten commandments given to moses, was kept. Doesn’t
anyone else see the bullshit here? To me it’s plainly obvious! The ark is
now reputed to be held in Ethiopia, there is a temple there that is guarded
of course, where one poor deluded monk is meant to live inside there with
it and he preys twenty four hours a day. Fuck off! If it was really there
then the christians would have shown it long ago as it is the perfect
recruiting device for them. He’ll be shacked up inside there with porn,
three woman and a video camera! There was no satellite dish that I could
see outside it, but you never know eh?
This merging of religions is the thing that really bothers me, moses,
a jew by the way, supposedly wandered the earth with two million people
for forty years, (even though the area was ruled by the egyptians who
kept meticulous records, there is no record of this exodus) he then went
up to the top of Mt.Sinai where he stayed for I think, forty days and
nights (did they not know any other number back then, or was that as far
as they could count?) and when he came down he had the ten
commandments inscribed into stone by god. Ok, does anyone else picture
old mo sat up there on the thirty ninth night furiously chipping away
on the tablets to appease the israelites, who were apparently gettin a bit
pissed off waitin! If there was a god, why didn’t he save him all the
trouble and have the tablets ready? So now at Mt.Sinai there is a jewish
holy place called the st.catherine monastery which was built around 1500,
she was reputed to have lived in the late 3rd century and was renowned,
accordin to an american monk, for “her honesty, beauty, wisdom and
wealth” - yes, very pious then! It was made into a fortress to “protect it!”
There was no entry except by bein hauled up on a pulley over the walls,
this is where old mo’ saw the burnin bush and they still cultivate
raspberry bushes there to this day! Old mo’ tried to free the hebrew
slaves from the egyptian pharaoh thought to be rameses. It was at this
time that the ‘plagues’ fell, river nile to blood and all that jazz! There are
now 4,000 steps built up the mountain called ‘the steps of repentance’,
probably cos you will wish you hadn’t started up the fuckers! According
to the deluded yank “people have been coming to it for seventeen
centuries”, is that all? What about the rest of the time? Fuck off! So the
jewish nation was born!
This was the start of what they call monotheism, or one god to rule
all. It’s funny how we look back on roman and greek gods and think
‘what misguided fools!’, when we haven’t exactly came very much
further forward! So these ten commandments with which the christians
look to with such fervour, were actually jewish in origin! Ask your
local zealot about that and watch him sweat. They hate when you
question them as they know there is such holes and contradictions that
any self-respecting person would just say ‘Fuck off! You’re lying!’ It’s
thought that the bible was written over the space of one thousand years