...:::Carl Himself:::...

Mood: okay
Listening to: no one wins the war - =REUBEN=

Well i went to leeds yesterday bought some tee shirts yadda yadda got of the train at cas and loads of mates pulled up in this car and bundled out and asked me if i wanted to go to a gig that nite back in leeds so i did, dropped my stuff off at my gran's told her i would be staying the nite, i wore the amazing hoodie that we made, it had give me head wrote on the back and stuff, but in the Que for the gig these girls started to the lick the door and press their breasts up against it and THEN they jsut started gettin them out and lettin everyone have a look and take pictures, started to flash traffic and then the hottest one with the nicest tit was walkin round letting people suck on her nipple, and yes i did have a go.
Any way the gig starts and this band roses are red came on, the singer had a huge head, and one of the guitarists was jumping round like a prick and hit parry in the head with his guitar, me and him were stood rite in the middle of the crowd and the singer gets up on the little speakers and turns his back throws out his arms and expects us to grab him but no he just fell on us, that band sucked soooo much mch dick, the only good thing was the fact the bassist had a n evergreen terrace shirt on. Next up were silverstein, and they had a singer that looked like he couldnt control his body and he was doing the rapper thing with his hand and they were okay, then the hurt process came on and all they were actually quite amazing dispite problems with singers leaving and stuff they are doing a good job of progressing into a good band
underOATH, main headliners of the nite were quite good but i think i would have enjoyed it more if i'd heard their new record, i've heard some tracks with their old singer and they are really good but the new singer looks about 12, but the atmosphere was amazing.
Stagediving was taken to a whoel new level one guy got on stage and as soon as he got on he backflipped back into the crowd, one guy did a a double somersault of the stacks of speakers, and i saw one of the most amazing things ever, two people got on top of the stacks, jumped at the same time and high fived in the middle and then landed in the crowd - absolutly amazing enoguh said.........

Mood: angry now
Listening to: white noise (not the film just chanel 11 on tv)

i forgot to mention earlier, i was stood talkin to ste and cheh i do wear my jeans below my bum but this random guy came up behind me and tried to pull them down, he didn't manage to but this really pissed me off, i turned round and started shouting at him, it went like this...

Prick: we've had a conversation about your trou......
Me: DICKHEAD ! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PLAYIN AT
Prick: But we....
Me: (still shouting people begining to stare) ARE YOU GAY ?!?! YOU ARE YOU DIRTY FUCKING GAY, ARE YOU TRYING TO BEND ME OVER OR SOMETHING YOU DICK YOU DIRTY FUCKING GAY FUCK OFF I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINKG FUCK OFF!!

i and then he went back to his table and got all hsi friends and ran off, and now when i see him at college i'm gonna call him a dirty fucking gayhe is gonna regret trying to do that......

so this me at home chillin with a beer

Mood: --bland--
Listening to: sweet nothings gone forever - evergreen terrace

Mood: okay
Listening to: sing by dope (for you willan)

i love fuckin about andbecause everyone knows it's all i do i get away with saying whatever i want all the time. I get paid tomorow for a job i finished in december - how weird
i love my band, i can truely see it going somewhere not just fuckin about
i miss girls tho and purly just for sex i really need to pull, or find some hot girl hungry for cock, like some one that i can just have casual sex with that would rule,

was gonna put some pictures of me at my prom on here but i'm ugly on them and shit so mayB not
Got so many things to say but i cant really put them down now, too much thinking about girls and music is probly to blame so i'll go....

Mood: great don't you know
Listening to: the beat of my heart and the voices in my head

well this is the first time i've been home properly since tuesday morning, i went to college then went to the pub, and this chick emma caught me looking down her top, was she bothered? no she actually decided to show me some more, didn't hook up tho and then on the way home i ended up pissing my name on a wall and walkin for half an hour in my boxer shorts and made it home fine and then went to college today after coming home for a quick shower and picking up my guitar, walked in to town to buy some strings, found out i havn't been playing with real gauge 11's but now i am and the strings are gold, went to band practise and things were completly out of hand crazy but amazing and sounded fuckin awesome now i'm home gonna alter some tabs get some stuff emailed to college for my homework and go to sleep after watchig that sic human anatomy program

Mood: --
Listening to: all on black alkaline trio

Mood: -
Listening to: Root - deftones

Mood: great don't you know
Listening to: engine number nine - deftones

Well the band has been through many phases, but is at it's best right now

First it was a 3 piece then i joined and then we split and re-formed without the previous guitarist. So from then on Naked Dave on drums as allways me on guitar and Ste on bass and vocals and we were a punk band Then we eventually decided thru the summer to have Garvey (a good Friend) on bass and ste on pure vocals, and we some weird funk metal band. Then after that we decided to get a new bassist due to practise usually being missed, on his part.
So we got a new bassist and he is great and i can't imagine us with out him now and we are takin things back to the old school, so rite now WE ARE called December, WE ARE fuckin OLD SCHOOL METAL AND WE DO PLAY IN DROP D FLAT (or drop Csharp, whatever turns you on) and it will fuck you up, cant wait to play a show with our new material.

                        

Mood: Happy
Listening to: KoRn - blind

Today at college we some how got hold of a teddy bear, being the sick twisted people we are, we decided to take it to pieces, i managed to rip its head off, and then ste managed to get the arms and legs off of it, now all its body pieces are on a bottle with it's head on top. With the great idea of scarifice in mind we decided that we are goin to set it on fire but in my way home a ran in to parry and we set it on fire (just a little bit) well any way here is a picture of the unfortunate little bear.

       

                                   UNLUCKY ! ! ! !
                                      

Mood: Happy
Listening to: MX - deftones

Was so fucking amazing yesterday, we covered around the fur by the deftones and it only took an hour to master it which is good
Then with the help of bassist daves effect pedal we wrote a song
and decided to keep one of our old songs, so now we have three and considering we started over again yesterday that aint half bad. Any way college is callin....

Mood: Tired (really)
Listening to: random opeth stuff

Unless something funny happens at college today i wont update later on, because i'll be in a rush to go to the pub and get wasted
and then it will be band practise tomorow and on friday i should get  £100 for going to college for a whole term woo

anyway see y'all later on

Mood: good/hungry

Mood: Happy!
Listening to: not music but hollyoaks is on in the background

    
                                   
the very drunk guy with the redish hair is me, honestly i'm fairly good lookin
the guy in the middle is our very drunk bassist and the guy on the left is Ste he is like my best friend and my singer and now second guitarist, only the drummer naked dave is missing, his wife/girlfriend wouldn't let him come out .
      He is such a push over when it come to girls, but he is an awesome guy none the less, well most of the time

Mood: Tired
Listening to: gently - Slipknot (M. F. K. R. version)

Friday night      90cc gig - the britt - cas 

Well i'm in a band, and ages ago i replaced the first guitarist they had and his name is jack, anyway he has moved on and formed a band with some naked dave's old band's friends and such, this fat fuck Gian on bass and this shit drummer = Bret
    When the songs finished we'd either shout "bret you suck" or something like that but wait his mum was sat opposite us (nice one)   and later on she started using the ashtray on our table and she left a whole cig burning in it, so deathwish willan fuckin puts out the cig and starts shouting at him and then she scratched him on the face and just kept pouring with profanities (if thats how it's spelt) and i was trying my hardest not to laugh anyway the band finished and we said our congrats to jack who btw man you were most awesome, and willan goes lookin for her anyway he fails, but he was completly up for fighting her. great moment, even when sober willan causes trouble

Anyway keep your mother's away from Deathwish, sober or not

Saturday    at home actually

Did nothing really sat at home fuckin about with this thing, and had a little chat with Dan Weller, and thats about it.

Mood: loved
Listening to: deftones - minus blindfold

i've been making ppl love me i have proof,
here is a convo i had with parry
 

Carl (not)Himself - "now it's over" - http://www.blogigo.co.uk/Carl_Himself says:

so do you love me really?

Listening to: machine head - vim (still)

Mood: better than before
Listening to: machine head - vim

Finding emo ®

(there has been a few versions of my stroy floating round the net, on sites such as the old fkd's now at www.fkdup.tk but this is the best version)

IntroFirst for us to have a foundation on the story, emo is a new shit genre of music which involves crying and one haunting girlfriend to write songs about! This story is based on ideas from an amazing Internet game called emo game from emogame.com play it and u will know wat is going on. Emo boys have cocks and ovaries and emo girls have cocks and ovaries too. K? Lets start (I listen to metal and heavy stuff

After gene Simmons defeat in a land far, far away, well over a big puddle. NE way he realised that he needed to destroy emo. He went on an evil rampage destroying every emo c.d. and ripping out the ovaries of every emo fag both boys and girls apart from two young blossoming emo fags Garvey® and Chambers®. He mashed it all up and put it in a very small bag and that in a very small box compressing the power of emo. He then buried and chained up the box at the bottom of the deepest ocean.

Garvey® received an anonymous e-mail and figured out wat he had to do. He had read about the special powers of the legendary dead horse poon, buried down the road, and he and his sidekick Chambers rushed to the grave. After a couple of hours of digging they found they horse and it looked like wasn’t even dead, well with one smell of the haggard old poon Garvey was instantly turned into a big blue fish which was ironic because as a human he was small and gangly. And his sidekick Chambers drove him to Blackpool so he could put him in the sea. When Chambers was stood in the wash of the sea with Garvey in his hands Garvey let out a burp with haggard dead old horse poon residue in it. It turned Chambers in to a small ginger fish, which is ironic because he was tall and lanky as a human. On their journey they met many people who were re-born as fish. One was the haggard cardigan wrapped Curt Cobain fish and the very first metallica bassist. Also they met Jimi Hendrix who just like Curt Cobain were left handed wen they were human that’s why they swam upside down, when they were fish. All three offered to help if Garvey got in trouble.

One-day wen they were lookin for the box a school of Rachael Slater fish swam past all Horney and looking for sex, Garvey thought he was in luck but the Slater fish had had cocks.

WWWWAAAYYYYYHHHHHHHEEYYYY!!!!!!!

The fish started fucking him and he didn’t care which one it was he knew instantly he was pregnant but not to the Slater fish. In the school there was a hidden Paul Wright who was bisexual and would do anything. Behind the Paul fish there was a Terri Fisher fish who was screaming "I love u Paul"

Garvey felt sick because he liked the taste of the fish gizz; well at least he had got wat he wanted. I haunting girlfriend because the Rachael fishes simply fuct off after they had analy assaulted the young and impressionable Garvey.

Garvey was so happy and hyper that he swam about in frenzy and uncovered a small wooden box, could this be it already he asked himself? He was as curious as when there is cold pizza in the kitchen and you really want to know wat it tastes like, well he was like that. Any way he thought fuck this and opened it. In the box there was a small condom about the size of an Ikea pencil when it was unwrapped, he quickly got chambers (who was a practical fish so he had pockets) to pocket it. A couple of days went by with nothing happening.

On the way to a kelp shop Garvey saw a

Poster for on of his favourite bands "jimmy eat

World" who were a total bunch of shit but

Later that night Chambers and Garvey went

To see the show. But what Garvey had not

Thought of was the fact that they were emo and

They would or should have been destroyed?

After an incredibly boring 2 hours of crying and, the situation in side was exactly what the venue’s name suggested "the sardine tin", Garvey and his faithful tagnut went backstage to suck jimmy eat world’s cocks.

(When Garvey was human he had so much practise at sucking sock he was really good at it although this is not an entirely bad thing. Because if he was so good at sucking cock he would not of been able to find emo but who said that he will? Because I might just kill the little E M O fag)

After Garvey had started to suck the cock of the lead singer, he started to relax and talk to they other band members he said. "I hate Gene for bringing us back from the dead because now I don’t like emo and its enforced on us to play it as a trap for that emo guy that wants to save emo". Garvey heard this and emptied his ass into his pants. He stopped sucking "oi, you skanky motherfuckers where is this dick, Gene Simmons is gonna pay!!!" .

A large portal appeared in the sand and a black and white hand appeared from it only to grab Garvey and Chambers and pull them in.

Obviously the hand was Gene’s. when Garvey had opened his eyes chambers was duck taped to a door and Gene was in front of Garv’. Garvey waited for a few minutes looking at Gene, then he spoke "hahahaha Garvey you sad little fuck, I have won! As you can see, you are now back in human form. If you can pass these next four challenges you and Chambers can go if not I will kill you hahahaha the first is to eat a whole cow shit! The second is to lick each asshole of all members of funeral for a friend who, are still dead. The third is to suck off a broken glass bottle !!. And the final is a fight with Sid Wilson and if you beat him there is a bonus round where you get to fight me, but I doubt you’ll get that far, bottles cant come hahahahaha"

Anyway Garvey accepted his challenges. A cow shit appeared in front of him and Garvey ate it as fast as fuck making a damn awful noise. Gene watched over him and was really surprised. I would rather not describe the second challenge but Garvey enjoyed doing it. Garvey put the bottle in his mouth and began to suck, this went on for hours and Gene got very bored and wanted Garvey to die so he put a stop to it and put Garvey in a rubber padded room.

Also in that room there was a figure sat cross-legged, he stood up and took a step forward, it was Sid (from slipknot for those people not in the know!). He turned his head around 360’ and took another step forward. He turned around ran at the wall and bounced off towards Garvey.

Sid went to rip off the little fuckers head off as he flew past, but missed.

Sid rolled on impact with the ground, he walked over to Gene Simmons and whispered in his ear the next thing was Sid was suddenly a human wreck of flames running at Garvey, he didn’t know what to do and without knowing he side stepped Sid. Sid just kept running, he ran up a wall then jumped down on top of Garvey crushing him, standing IN the remainders of his head Sid looked up at Gene and said "he is dead I have done my job, but what about that arse bandit" pointing at Chambers. Gene looked down at Satan and thought for a moment, "well seen as that fag Garvey didn’t put up much of a fight he can fight for his freedom as well" Gene bellowed. "Thank you master" Sid replied

Chambers walked straight up to Sid and told him that he was a shit DJ, and threw a punch at him, (I am not letting the Emo fags win!!!) Sid ducked and grabbed hold of Chambers’ cock and ripped it off and stuffed it in his mouth, turned him around kicked him with so much power he went straight threw Gene. Sid raised the finger to Simmons and said "fuck you I’m not takin it up the arse from you any more I’m not a bumming and killing machine you fucking twat!!"

He turned around and walked off in to the darkness never to be seen again until the next slipknot album anyway.

Chambers wasn’t dead he crawled out of Gene Simmons chest went and found him self a girlfriend and was never to be seen again apart down Eric Whily’s in Cas Vegas on Saturdays

I’m truly sorry if you didn’t find this funny, you should be immature!! It’s great

Carl Himself

Mood: good
Listening to: stone sour - choose

and so it was written........

well this is my first entry on my blog site, it'll mainly be used for a diary, and will get updated most days as i have far too much free time by myself these days, but i write storys and shit like that too, soo they will probly make an aperance and i'll hopefully get some of those up today,

much love - Carl Himself