Bibles, Babies, and Bullets

Jan 7, 2006 at 16:13 o\clock

Popular Myspace site relieves boredom at US spy agencies

by: Buzzard

Mood: Excited, ready to score big time
Listening to: Foxy Lady

In response to compaints of mind-numbing boredom by the Bush administration's spy agencies,  Bush's close friend the media mogul Rupert Murdoch recently purhased the wildly popular MYSPACE site. It's no secret that what Murdoch owns (including Fox News), the NSA, CIA, and FBI get to play with as much as they want. With unrestricted access to Myspace accounts, the men and women employed by these agencies report a tremendous increase in interest and morale. According to one internet surveillance agent, "Myspace has put the fun back in voyeuristic invasion of privacy. I used to monitor chatter crap in foreign languages no one in my unit could recognize or understand but now get to see and track some really hot babes.....265 of them are already my friends!"