In law test!
I was happy. My
girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me.
And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was
only one thing
bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age.
One day little sister called and asked me to
come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered
to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want
to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:- Always keep your condoms in the car.
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