Beefy Or Peachy

Please join me in prayer for sparing as many lives as possible during this hurricaine of Biblical proportions....

Amen.

JACK (3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.  After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

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MELANIE (5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

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STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

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BRITTANY (4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.

Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it
know it's me?"

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SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again,"
she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

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DANI (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

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MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

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CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?"

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JAMES (4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

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TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

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The Sermon
I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday sermon...
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

 Having to share some cute things... hope everyone is doing ok!

 

Hugs,

Aly

 

is leaving precious little time for time online .. alas, that's why no postings lately.

Hope you are all taking care of yourselves and loved ones...

Peace.. 
B~

"The company that pioneered commercial space travel by sending ''tourists'' up to the International Space Station is planning a new mission: rocketing people around the far side of the moon. The price of a round-trip ticket: $100 million.

The first mission by Space Adventures could happen in 2008 or 2009 and is planned as a steppingstone to an eventual lunar landing by private citizens."

Hmmm, thinking if hubby had the money.. he would be the first guy to go.. lol.

I, on the other hand, am glad he doesn't have the means..    selfish me. Couldn't bear it if he were not to return.

Hugs,
Aly B

http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html

http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/swf/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf

Made me laff I tell ya...

Hugs,
B~

remember the mayonnaise jar . . . and the coffee .

A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar

and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.

He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and

poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided,

 " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

"The golf balls are the important things - your GOD, family, your children, your health, your friends,

and your favorite passions -

things that if everything else was lost and only they remained,  your life would still be full.

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.

"The sand is everything else- it is the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued,  "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

"The same goes for life."

"If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,

you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

"Play with your children. "Take time to get medical checkups.

"Take your partner out to dinner. "Play another 18.

"There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter.  "Set your priorities. "The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. "It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,

there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Please share this with someone you care about. I JUST DID.