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<title>Fishcake FanFic Forum</title>
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<description>A blog dedicated to the wonderful science fiction films which follow the popular hero &quot;Fishcake&quot; in his various wars against &quot;Winston Churchill&quot;.</description>
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<dc:creator>DJMaru</dc:creator>
<dc:publisher>DJMaru</dc:publisher>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2005 15:02:33 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Moving on...</title>
<description>Visit my new weblog...  Maruvia &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;  </description>
<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2005 15:02:33 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Upfront @ the Hancock</title>
<description> Full set list for 28/05/05... (* = request) 
 
 The Go! Team - Junior Kickstart 
 The Libertines&amp;nbsp;- What Katie Did 
 Gorillaz feat. Dennis Hopper - Fire Coming Out of the Monkey&#039;s Head * 
 Four Tet - As Serious As Your Life 
 The Bees - Chicken Payback 
 Bloc Party - So Here We Are 
 Beastie Boys - Body Movin&#039; (Fatboy Slim Remix) * 
 M.Organ - Miss Parker&amp;nbsp;(Long Version) 
 The Paddingtons - Molly&#039;s Lips 
 Idlewild - When I Argue I See Shapes 
 The Futureheads - Park Inn 
 Dogs - Tuned to a Different Station 
 Ordinary Boys - Seaside 
 Suede - We Are the Pigs 
 New Order - Ceremony 
 The Bravery - Honest Mistake 
 Blondie - Call Me 
 Maximo Park - Graffiti 
 Hot Hot Heat - Goodnight 
 Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I Love You Less and Less 
 Terris - Searching for the Switches 
 The Futureheads - Man Ray 
 The Clash - Train in Vain 
 The Cure - Boys Don&#039;t Cry 
 The Libertines - Can&#039;t Stand Me Now 
 New Order - Krafty 
 The Smiths - Ask * 
 Pulp - Razzamatazz 
 Manic Street...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 00:00:41 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Headstart @ Revolution</title>
<description> Full set list for 27/05/05... (* = request) 
 
 Chemical Brothers feat Kele Okereke&amp;nbsp;- Believe 
 Lemon Jelly - The Shouty Track 
 Echoboy - Lately Lonely 
 The Bravery - Unconditional 
 The Cure - Boys Don’t Cry 
 Ordinary Boys - Talk Talk 
 The Paddingtons - Molly’s Lips 
 Grand National - Talk Amongst Yourselves 
 New Order - Krafty 
 The Charlatans - You’re So Pretty - We’re So Pretty 
 Kasabian - Processed Beats 
 Stone Roses - Fools Gold (Grooverider’s Mix) 
 Happy Mondays - Step On 
 Fischerspooner - The 15 th  
 The Go! Team - Ladyflash 
 Bees - Chicken Payback 
 Mint Royale feat. Lauren Laverne - Don’t Falter 
 Morrissey - Irish Blood, English Heart 
 Athlete - You Got The Style 
 Bluetones - Slight Return 
 The Coral - Dreaming of You 
 The Bandits - Once Upon a Time 
 The Libertines - What Katie Did 
 The Futureheads - Park Inn 
 Elastica - Connection 
 The Clash - London Calling 
 Von Bondies - C’mon C’mon 
 Pixies - Debaser 
 Hot Hot Heat -...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 20:00:31 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>DJ Listings</title>
<description> Sorry I haven&#039;t updated in a while now, been sooooo busy. Too much coursework, too little motivation. 
 On the plus side I have 3 gigs this weekend! 
 Friday: Headstart @ Revolution, 17:00 - 20:00 
 Saturday: Upfront @ the Hancock, 20:00 - 00:00 
 Sunday: Bar Beyond, 19:30 - 22:00 
 I&#039;ve been signed to an agency now so quite a lot of gigs coming up. </description>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 21:17:06 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Upfront @ the Hancock</title>
<description> Full set list for 30/04/05... (* = request) 
 
 Basement Jaxx - Magnificent Romeo 
 DJ Format - Little Bit of Soul 
 David Holmes - 69 Police (Kieran&#039;s Remix) 
 Happy Mondays - WFL 
 Underworld - Bruce Lee 
 Beth Orton - Anywhere (Two Lone Swordsmen Remix) 
 Grand National - Talk Amongst Yourselves 
 Bloc Party - So Here We Are 
 The Futureheads - Le Garage 
 Morrissey - Suedehead 
 The Paddingtons - Molly&#039;s Lips 
 The Distillers - The Hunger * 
 The Bravery - Unconditional 
 Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench * 
 Babyshambles - Killamangiro 
 The Clash - Rock the Casbah * 
 The Cure - Boys Don&#039;t Cry 
 The Libertines - Time for Heroes 
 Beastie Boys - Open Letter to NYC 
 Leftfield feat. Roots Manuva - Dusted 
 Daft Punk - Robot Rock 
 Basement Jaxx feat. Dizzee Rascal - Lucky Star 
 Radiohead - Ideotheque * 
 Morrissey - English Blood, Irish Heart 
 Franz Ferdinand - Dark of the Matinee 
 Pulp - Common People * 
 The Killers - Mr. Brightside * 
 Fatboy Slim feat. Damon Albarn - Put...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2005 00:00:36 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>I have a plan more cunning than a weasel in national cunning week</title>
<description>  Lord Blackadder
     What smashing Blackadder character are you?     brought to you by  Quizilla  
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 23:18:08 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Stolen from my livejournal associates...</title>
<description> 50 things you may not know about me that you probably do not need to know... 
 
 When I was young and naive I wanted to be a policeman 
 I then wanted to be a lawyer 
 I now pretend to be a journalist 
 I have only ever failed two job interviews 
 One was for PricewaterhouseCoopers (because I was drunk) 
 The other&amp;nbsp;was for JJB Sports (because I said I wouldn&#039;t tackle a shoplifter) 
 My hair was blue for a couple of days 
 And pink for several months (and featured on my passport photo) 
 I am currently trying to grow a grape vine called Rowan 
 I hate &#039;Goldfinger&#039; by Ash 
 I have three alter-egos 
 Cat Deeley once blew me a kiss (probably out of politeness - but still) 
 I could name-drop further 
 I&#039;m scared of dogs, spiders, heights, dentists and having my hair cut 
 Cherries make me sick 
 As do peeled plum tomatoes or cooked tomatoes (that haven&#039;t been liquidised) 
 The first concert I ever went to was Cliff Richard 
 I have paid to see Steps, Spice Girls and Britney Spears ...</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 21:46:58 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Who I should vote for...</title>
<description>      Who should I vote for?  Your expected outcome:Liberal Democrat   Your actual outcome:   Labour -14&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;    Conservative -55&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;    &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Liberal Democrat 78   UK Independence Party -14&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;    &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Green 17    You should vote: Liberal Democrat  The  LibDems  take a strong stand against tax cuts and a strong one in favour of public services: they would make long-term residential care for the elderly free across the UK, and scrap university tuition fees. They are in favour of a ban on smoking in public places, but would relax laws on cannabis. They propose to change vehicle taxation to be based on usage rather than ownership.   Take the test at  Who Should You Vote For 

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<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:55:49 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Rock the Pope Vote</title>
<description>As the Washington Post accurately pointed out recently, there is support for Father Dougal McGuire to take over the papacy. 
 
I would like to take this opportunity to lend my support to Father Dougal and to launch a new poll (right). 
 
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 11:49:42 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>The Last Poll (not Pole)</title>
<description>Thankyou for taking part in our last poll &quot;Are you a member of a terrorist organisation?&quot; 
 
Although we didn&#039;t seem to catch Osama the details of your responses will be passed on to the Home Office and US State Department anyway, and will be recorded on your ID cards. 
 
The results are as follows... 
&quot;I wasn&#039;t last time I checked&quot; 37.5% 
&quot;Does Scouts count?&quot; 25% 
&quot;I&#039;m American (probably a terrorist)&quot; 12.5% 
&quot;I&#039;m a member of the coalition of the willing&quot; 12.5% 
&quot;Denial ain&#039;t a river in Egypt honey&quot; 12.5% 
 
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 11:40:29 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Upfront @ the Hancock</title>
<description> Full set list for 02/04/05... (* = request) 
 
 Ballistic Brothers&amp;nbsp;- Peckings 
 The Go! Team&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;Ladyflash 
 Labi Siffre&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;I Got The...&amp;nbsp; 
 The Bravery&amp;nbsp;- Unconditional 
 Futureheads&amp;nbsp;- Park Inn 
 The Clash&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;Know Your Rights&amp;nbsp; 
 Interpol&amp;nbsp;- Evil 
 Joy Division&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;Transmission 
 Franz Ferdinand&amp;nbsp;- Jacqueline 
 Pixies&amp;nbsp;- Debaser 
 Manic Street Preachers&amp;nbsp;- Faster 
 Von Bondies&amp;nbsp;- It Came From Japan 
 The Libertines&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;I Get Along&amp;nbsp; 
 The Fall -&amp;nbsp;The Classical&amp;nbsp; 
 Rage Against the Machine&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;Bullet in the Head&amp;nbsp;* 
 Hope of the States&amp;nbsp;- The Red, The White, The Black, The Blue 
 Interpol - Not Even Jail * 
 Bloc Party - So Here We Are 
 The Smiths&amp;nbsp;- There is a Light That Never Goes Out * 
 Vines&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;Animal Machine&amp;nbsp; 
 Kasabian - Club Foot 
 DJ Vadim&amp;nbsp;-&amp;nbsp;Terrorist 
 Jurassic 5&amp;nbsp;- Concrete&amp;nbsp;Schoolyard * 
 DJ Shadow&amp;nbsp;- Organ Donor ...</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 00:00:52 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Time of the month...</title>
<description> It&#039;s that time again, well, it&#039;s a little late this&amp;nbsp;month. But it&#039;s due this Saturday. Here&#039;s the press release... 
 Listing Details:  Upfront @ The Hancock, 2a Hancock Street, Newcastle upon Tyne (Tel: 0191 281 5653)  Saturday 02/04/05 
 Saturday 30/04/05 
 Saturday 28/05/05  Indie, Rock &amp;amp; Leftfield Shenanigans  DJ Al Smith  Free Entry!  8pm - 12am    Info:  Attendances have been rising over the last few months. The atmosphere has become so electric that an electrical fire started the night after the last gig and the venue nearly burned down!  
 &amp;nbsp; 
 Increased attendance could be down to listings in the Guide and a lovely blue box preview in the Metro, thanks. 
  The music policy is the same as usual, but Al&#039;s getting far too many requests for Morrissey and The Smiths (but you can&#039;t complain too much about that). 
 &amp;nbsp; 
 Expect The Bravery, Kaiser Chiefs, Wire, New Order, Grand National, Lemon Jelly, Daft Punk etc. </description>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 21:28:22 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>I am honoured...</title>
<description> If you look to the right you may see that I&#039;ve finally been approved to show BBC news headlines! 
 That way you may never leave my blog and you&#039;ll get to know everything that is happening in&amp;nbsp;the whole world.   </description>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:52:40 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>This Schiavo nonsense...</title>
<description> I&#039;ve said before that this isn&#039;t a political blog and it&#039;s not a newsblog either. But this Schiavo thing is really getting on my tits. 
 There seem to be a lot of American bloggers (aren&#039;t there always) whingeing on about how the courts are going to let Terry Schiavo die. These are the same courts that sentence people to death. Oh yeah, we can&#039;t interfere in matters of life and death, except when we want them dead. 
 Anyways, Terry Schiavo is already dead, she died years ago. A machine is breathing for her. The fact that she will die when she is taken off the machine proves the case in point. 
 How long would the &#039;Blogs for Schiavo&#039; nutters want this to continue? When she&#039;s 80 or 90 would they switch it off? And these are the people who are always complaining about taxes. 
 I don&#039;t generally agree with the pro-lifers anyway, but this issue seems a lot less complex than some would like us to believe. 
 The BBC set up a  talking point &amp;nbsp;for comments on their website, and it&#039;s amazing how many...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:42:22 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Pictures...</title>
<description> I&#039;ve not updated in a while as I&#039;ve been quite busy. I will be putting some pictures up in the not-so-distant future though and will write another installment of FATM. 
 Thankyou for your numerous kind comments and guestbook entries. Keep watching. </description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 08:37:28 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Letter to HBOS</title>
<description>Following on from my earlier post (see below). I have written a complaint letter to Halifax, I suggest you do the same... 
 
Halifax plc 
Halifax Customer Relations 
Trinity Road 
Halifax 
HX1 2RG 
 
15/03/05 
 
Dear Sir/Madam 
 
I am writing to you to complain about the recent poor decisions Halifax has made as a company. 
 
As a loyal customer of HBOS I feel entitled to some explanation as to your corporate actions. I am not referring to the way you constantly fine me and have little respect or understanding of the fact that I am a student and sometimes I need to pay my rent, even if I don’t physically have all of the money. I understand why you do that, it makes good business sense, you’ve taken a lot of my cash (as I’ve already said, I don’t have much) and invested it elsewhere. 
 
What I do wish to complain about is where that cash has gone. Whilst I have no say over what happens to my money once you have confiscated it I feel very aggrieved that you’ve given it to that...</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 16:33:46 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Why God why?</title>
<description>Some things in life make perfect sense, like the buttered cat theory (toast always lands butter side down, cats always land on their feet, therefore buttered cats would hover indefinitely). 
But not everything does make sense. I&#039;m not sure how to phrase the next question, simply put, &quot;Howard Brown: Why?&quot;. 
This man is a complete abomination, a freak of nature, don&#039;t pay any attention to him because it will only encourage him. I can&#039;t believe I&#039;m even writing about him. I&#039;m seriously considering setting up a PayPal account so that people who visit this forum can donate to the &quot;End Howard Brown Appeal&quot; actually, scrap that, make it &quot;MAKE HOWARD HISTORY&quot; I could sell wristbands and everything. 
Would you leave your kids with Howard Brown? Would you trust him to run your finances? I am an account holder at Halifax, I am going to close my account there and when they ask me why I&#039;ll tell them exactly why. I don&#039;t think my money is being invested wisely in keeping that jumped-up Brummy twat in jam jar lenses....</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 11:45:42 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>An appeal...</title>
<description> To the person who sent me a private message yesterday. The message was deleted, could you send again so I can link to your blog? 
 Cheers 
 BF </description>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:32:19 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Amusing Headlines...</title>
<description> Sorry, I haven&#039;t had time to post a very original entry recenty, here&#039;s some amusing (genuine) headlines to keep you busy. 
  Gunman Shot By 999 Cops  
  Victim Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies  
  KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS  
  MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH  
  Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25  
  MAN DENIES COMMITING SUICIDE  
  TIGER WOODS PLAYS WITH OWN BALLS, NIKE SAYS  
  NY Ponders Beating Victim  
  DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING  
  Man Recovering After Fatal Accident  
  Students Hear Reptile Lecture  
  Body Found On Boat Seized By Bailiffs And Due To Be Auctioned  
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<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:30:35 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Dear God,</title>
<description>Sorry I haven&#039;t posted in a while but I&#039;m lazy. 
 
I&#039;ve noticed that a lot of people use their weblogs to talk about religion or even directly to deities. 
 
Well I was speaking to someone yesterday, or rather squirming and trying to ignore someone, who was saying that you [God] aren&#039;t a big fan of the gays. 
 
This puzzles me somewhat, she said you didn&#039;t like the gays and didn&#039;t even want them in your bestseller  The Bible . 
 
Was this a selected editing process? Were there initially a lot of gay characters but you carefully changed them to make them appear straight. Was &#039;Doubting Thomas&#039; gay? &quot;Ooh, I&#039;m not sure about those sandals Jesus ducky.&quot; 
 
Did you change it because it seemed a bit too much like  Queer as Folk ? 
 
And if you didn&#039;t want any of the gays in your book why did they all dress so gay? They always seem to be walking around with white towels rapped around their waists like they&#039;re in an all-male sauna. 
 
Freud may even say that you have a complex, your fear over the...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 12:36:50 +0100</pubDate>
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