Arsenic and Aspedistras

Sep 7, 2006 at 17:56 o\clock

Scots Wha Hae!

"Oh ah'm no awae te bide awa, oh ah'm no awa te lee ye.

ah'm no awa te bide awa, ah'll aye come back and see ye."

 

A Great Scottish song that can be transferred to modern times. I prefer to think of it as reflecting the thoughts of Scottish governors leaving their homes for duty in Westminster---as rulers of the Sassenach!

There's "Oor Gordon", a man who will rule soon--over all the English.

And there's Johnnie. Johnnie Reid, Home Secretary, no less. A fearless Scot with fighting spirit in his veins.

Desmond Browne is our laddie on the defence front. Nothing like a Scot to tighten up the Iraquis and the Afghans. After all, I hear the Afghans wore kilts at some time or other.

And look at how wee Dougie Alexander has progressed after some wee sod wanted to take a bottle of pop onto a plane. Minister of transport no less---and don't mess with Baby Face--he's as hard as the stone of Scone.

Alastair Darling (he of colored heed), is up there too. So, if we look at the big picture it seems that Scotland will rule again---first time since 1797.

Oh dear, I forgot about "Mingus"---Menzies to you English. Now there's an aristocrat, and he's leader of the Lib Dems. Keeps the pipes wailing in Westminster, does our Menzies. Pity ol "Ming" is not a "Charlie" but unfortunately, you have to understand, that the Scots are prone to alcoholic poisoning. They invented whisky and have to promote it one way or another.

 We are not finished: We need a King. Who better than the unproclaimed king, Sir Sean Connery. That proud knight will run a sword through Blair and throw custard pies at Ruth Kelly.

Sshhh. Do not tell a soul. Scotland has taken over England and it was the quietest war ever!

 

 


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